Found this one in the Newsies fandom. The fic itself is bad, but it also has required me to install a Sigh Count 3000. Let's see how many times our Sue..er...I mean, OC and other characters sigh in this first chapter. Quotes in italics and my comments in bold.

( Hilarity Here! )

Time for some summary sporking!

( Newsies and NCIS inside! )

Hello, this is my first spork and my first time posting in this community. This fic is a Newsies fic...

( With vampires! )

I didn’t bother to read the vast majority of these fics, I just felt like mocking some Mary Sue summaries.

( Mary Sue's the name, destroying fandom's the game )