Christmas-y badfic summaries
Merry Christmas! In honor of the holiday, enjoy some merry badfic summaries.
CSI
Get into the holiday spirit with the CSI versions of your favorite Christmas tunes, sung by the CSI Christmas choir!
There's a reason they stick to crime scenes. The ten chapters of this story are testament to why.
Christmas holidays are near, and the team find out there's gonna be a Christmas party.
Fancy that!
the night shift are a dysfunctional family... and what do family's do at christmas
Drink? Find capitalization and punctuation?
Christmas themed cases for the team.
Someone gets bludgeoned with a punch bowl! A corpse wrapped in lights is found in a wrapped gift box! Santa dies from eating a poisoned candy cane!
Brass gets a call to a multiple homicide on Christmas Eve. What he finds may change his life.
OH MY GOD NOT DEAD BODIES!!!
On Christmas Eve Grissom pays a visit to Sara's apartment to drop off a Christmas present labeled For Sara S.
At least he's in the right place.
Grissom & Sara have a little sexy time in a nice rythmic way
Please be talking about dancing, please be talking about dancing...
Grissom, Sara, Greg, and Brass are trapped in a haunted house on Christmas Eve.
Wrong holiday, badfic author.
what it's like for everyone who doesn't die on christmas
... um, merry?
Sara hates official functions like christmas dinners. Will Nick change her mind about these things.
No. Next!
NCIS
Ducky finds an unexpected ally at the NCIS Christmas party.
Nathan Fillion.
ziva is missing her necklace will she get it for christmas?
Will she get it for Christmas? Well, not if she's a dumbass and loses it.
Christmas involving music, dancing, presant, mistletoe & TATE.
Where's the PLOT?
Tim and Ziva have special gifts for one another.
*wink*
Ziva is pregnant and Tony doesn't know, doesn't even remember their one night. She is heartbroken and cradles her swollen baby belly as she tells him on Christmas Eve.
If he doesn't notice her belly, he's either blind or dead. Neither of which bodes well for this story.
Is Abby’s Christmas fairy tale the ramblings of a caffeine addicted Goth or did she get some real life inspiration?
Yes.
When Tony tries to hide from painful holiday memories he never expected his own Christmas angel to follow him.
Angel... or stalker?
while doing a favor for Abby's nuns, Gibbs gets an incredible Christmas gift.
*wink*
House
House is House.
Obvious summary is obvious.
House and Wilson go Christmas shopping and meet a little boy.
*wink* Oh, God, I'm a horrible person.
A House infected parody of a Christmas classic.
Hahahaha! Infected! Hahaha! 'Cause House is a doctor!
Christmas wouldn't be christmas without slash.
Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure it would be.
House gets the shock of his life from his secret Santa, CONTAINS MPREG!
I would SO take that back if I got it in a gift exchange. I mean, seriously.
When PPTH janitors find that rodents have completely destroyed the hospital's collection of Christmas decorations, Cuddy sends House and his three ducklings to buy new ones, but who will wind up on top?
... the rats?
House is being House.
Obvious summary is second obvious summary.
Cameron wants a coat. Chase screws up. Thirteen tries to avoid Cameron.
Random summary is random.
For Christmas, Cameron decides to knit a sweater for her cranky and grumpy boss. Does he accept it?
No. Next!
Bones
Merry chirstmas this my bones verison of the night before Christmas has bones learns the true meaning of christmas by three christmas ghosts
throw words at wall get bad summary no one read fic yeah
What did you expect?
Plot?
Bones may not be into Christmas, but she's a sucker for tradition.
... she is? Do I watch a different show?
Hodgins goes home with Zach for the holidays and finds that there's more to Christmas than he originally thought.
Apparently it involves slash. Who knew?
Bones is having some difficulty the day after Christmas and wants a massage. Guess who she calls to give her one.
Nathan Fillion.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy's all alone for Christmas or is she.
Well, she is or she isn't. Make up your mind.
I manipulated some Christmas classics to fit our fave Buffy characters.
No one likes to be manipulated!
Spike meets someone he doesn't expect on Christmas Eve
Nathan Fillion. Next!
Xander realizes that sometimes the cold is preferable.
Like if you're on fire. Then being cold is preferable.
If it doesn't snow in Southern California, how do vampires celebrate the Christmas season?
Drinking? Caroling? Writing badfic?
Spike, Angel, a christmas tree, a crying witch, and a very angry Giles and Xander.. OH! and a baby in a manger .. Spanking, Sex
These are all of the things I didn't want for Christmas.
CSI
Get into the holiday spirit with the CSI versions of your favorite Christmas tunes, sung by the CSI Christmas choir!
There's a reason they stick to crime scenes. The ten chapters of this story are testament to why.
Christmas holidays are near, and the team find out there's gonna be a Christmas party.
Fancy that!
the night shift are a dysfunctional family... and what do family's do at christmas
Drink? Find capitalization and punctuation?
Christmas themed cases for the team.
Someone gets bludgeoned with a punch bowl! A corpse wrapped in lights is found in a wrapped gift box! Santa dies from eating a poisoned candy cane!
Brass gets a call to a multiple homicide on Christmas Eve. What he finds may change his life.
OH MY GOD NOT DEAD BODIES!!!
On Christmas Eve Grissom pays a visit to Sara's apartment to drop off a Christmas present labeled For Sara S.
At least he's in the right place.
Grissom & Sara have a little sexy time in a nice rythmic way
Please be talking about dancing, please be talking about dancing...
Grissom, Sara, Greg, and Brass are trapped in a haunted house on Christmas Eve.
Wrong holiday, badfic author.
what it's like for everyone who doesn't die on christmas
... um, merry?
Sara hates official functions like christmas dinners. Will Nick change her mind about these things.
No. Next!
NCIS
Ducky finds an unexpected ally at the NCIS Christmas party.
Nathan Fillion.
ziva is missing her necklace will she get it for christmas?
Will she get it for Christmas? Well, not if she's a dumbass and loses it.
Christmas involving music, dancing, presant, mistletoe & TATE.
Where's the PLOT?
Tim and Ziva have special gifts for one another.
*wink*
Ziva is pregnant and Tony doesn't know, doesn't even remember their one night. She is heartbroken and cradles her swollen baby belly as she tells him on Christmas Eve.
If he doesn't notice her belly, he's either blind or dead. Neither of which bodes well for this story.
Is Abby’s Christmas fairy tale the ramblings of a caffeine addicted Goth or did she get some real life inspiration?
Yes.
When Tony tries to hide from painful holiday memories he never expected his own Christmas angel to follow him.
Angel... or stalker?
while doing a favor for Abby's nuns, Gibbs gets an incredible Christmas gift.
*wink*
House
House is House.
Obvious summary is obvious.
House and Wilson go Christmas shopping and meet a little boy.
*wink* Oh, God, I'm a horrible person.
A House infected parody of a Christmas classic.
Hahahaha! Infected! Hahaha! 'Cause House is a doctor!
Christmas wouldn't be christmas without slash.
Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure it would be.
House gets the shock of his life from his secret Santa, CONTAINS MPREG!
I would SO take that back if I got it in a gift exchange. I mean, seriously.
When PPTH janitors find that rodents have completely destroyed the hospital's collection of Christmas decorations, Cuddy sends House and his three ducklings to buy new ones, but who will wind up on top?
... the rats?
House is being House.
Obvious summary is second obvious summary.
Cameron wants a coat. Chase screws up. Thirteen tries to avoid Cameron.
Random summary is random.
For Christmas, Cameron decides to knit a sweater for her cranky and grumpy boss. Does he accept it?
No. Next!
Bones
Merry chirstmas this my bones verison of the night before Christmas has bones learns the true meaning of christmas by three christmas ghosts
throw words at wall get bad summary no one read fic yeah
What did you expect?
Plot?
Bones may not be into Christmas, but she's a sucker for tradition.
... she is? Do I watch a different show?
Hodgins goes home with Zach for the holidays and finds that there's more to Christmas than he originally thought.
Apparently it involves slash. Who knew?
Bones is having some difficulty the day after Christmas and wants a massage. Guess who she calls to give her one.
Nathan Fillion.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy's all alone for Christmas or is she.
Well, she is or she isn't. Make up your mind.
I manipulated some Christmas classics to fit our fave Buffy characters.
No one likes to be manipulated!
Spike meets someone he doesn't expect on Christmas Eve
Nathan Fillion. Next!
Xander realizes that sometimes the cold is preferable.
Like if you're on fire. Then being cold is preferable.
If it doesn't snow in Southern California, how do vampires celebrate the Christmas season?
Drinking? Caroling? Writing badfic?
Spike, Angel, a christmas tree, a crying witch, and a very angry Giles and Xander.. OH! and a baby in a manger .. Spanking, Sex
These are all of the things I didn't want for Christmas.