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Twilight Densetsu! by ChibiChibiVampire-Chan.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5585496/1/Twilight_Densetsu It's a Twilight/Sailor Moon crossover. Well, let's waste no time... Sporking is in bold.
But first, an author's note!
I do not own Twilight or Sailor Moon. Thank God for that... The rights for them go to Takeuchi Naoko and Stephenie Meyer.
Before I begin, this is set in Forks High School but Bella is already a vampire and Renesmee is already born. I know that Bella is a vampire, but why would she continue going to high school if she's a mother now? Chibi Chibi is in this but the Starlights and Princess Kakyuu aren’t. What the hell..? Confused? YES. Sorry, that’s just how it came to me! You're not supposed to confuse your readers, you know. Just because that's "how it came to you" doesn't mean you can just write random shit.
Ok, well, the first chapter is kind of pointless, Then why the hell did you post it?! so it’s more of an introduction or something. The next chapter is better, I promise, and it actually explains why the senshi are in Forks! Yes, please tell us. The whole concept of this crossover is just beyond me...
Well, I can't lie -- the author was right. The first chapter was pointless. Basically, all that happens is that Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna are transferred into Bella's class, and Setsuna senses something "off" about Bella. Personally, I sense that something's "off" as well -- why the hell is Setsuna in high school?! I mean, she was in college in the anime, and in the Stars manga, Setsuna is actually the nurse at Juuban High School while the rest of the senshi are students! What's she doing there? But, that's beside the point. The real bad quotes don't begin until chapter two...
‘‘Come on, Mamo-chan!!! Class is starting!’’ Usagi called to her boyfriend as the bell rang. (Author’s note: a bit out of character, I’ll admit…) And another college student who was put back a few years. By the way, if it's out of character (which it is), you probably want to fix it. What's with this trend of purposely writing the characters wrong?
Usagi, Mamoru and Rei hurriedly rushed into their next class. ‘‘Poof!’’ muttered Rei as she slipped into a seat beside the window. Poof..? ‘‘I hate this absurd American weather! Remind me why we’re here again?’’ For real. Can you PLEASE explain this to me?! Mamoru and Usagi sweat-dropped. Um... Sweatdrops are comical expressions, not actual verbs. You can't "sweatdrop". ‘‘I told you a million times, Rei! I had a dream where Neo-Queen Serenity was telling me it was essential the senshi should be here!’’ I....I just........No. Just, NO. Rei sighed. ‘‘So that’s why we’re here? ‘Cause odango-atama had a vision of her future self?’’ Rei never calls Usagi odango-atama. Mamoru does, and I think Seiya does too, but Rei doesn't. That's really out of character.
‘‘No! Mamo-chan and Chibiusa had the same dream, remember? And figured that that meant something important! Yeah, prophetic dreams usually do mean something. But nevertheless, why would Neo Queen Serenity appear to you and tell you that you have to go to Forks, Washington, United States? Isn't that a bit... Oh, I don't know, random?! Anyway, our parents just think we’re on an extended holiday.’’ Phhhft. Since when have parents ever mattered in Sailor Moon? Rei shook her head. ‘‘Yeah, I know, it’s just - there’s something about this place that just doesn’t agree with me.’’
‘‘What is it, Rei?’’ Usagi was intrigued.
‘‘Never mind. I’m just being a superstitious miko. I doubt that Rei would ever, ever say something like that. I think you should be more worried about your schoolwork, you’re such a baka when it comes to English!’’ Hooray, some random Japanese to show that the author really knows her shit. Usagi pouted. ‘‘You’re so mean, Rei!’’ But just then the class teacher came in and Usagi fell quiet. The class teacher, as opposed to the sex and drugs teacher.
Alice Cullen was sitting a few rows up, pretending to be focusing on her work but actually listening in on the transfer student’s conversation. Actually, that was quite a hard feat - they were speaking in very hushed tones, all in Japanese. Dammit! Alice thought. I knew I should’ve learnt more Japanese when I learnt Korean sign language that time! (see eclipse :-) ) ...Wow. That was really racist, author. Never mind the fact that Korean and Japanese are two completely different langauges, what does learning sign language have to do with learning a spoken language? You fail. As it was, she could only distinguish a few words here and there. Senshi - didn't that mean 'soldier' or 'warrior'? She shook her head. You're just being paranoid! she told herself. They're probably just talking about an anime or something. Yes, because all Japanese people want to talk about is anime. Way to be really fucking racist, author. There's no way it could possibly have anything to do with the vision I had last night! HO HO, YOU THINK? The vision Alice had had the night before had been vague, and dark. It seemed to take place in the midst of a forest. There were random flashes of light, but the only thing she could make out was a scythe-like weapon falling, falling... and then, complete silence. But however strange a vision that was, it could hardly have anything to do with these newcomers, could it? I DUNNO ALICE IT SEEMS PRETTY SUSPICIOUS TO ME. Anyway, the future changes. Just because I had that vision, doesn't mean any of it will happen! I dunno, you've always taken your visions pretty seriously before. What makes this any different? Alice looked down at her timetable and decided there was no point in worrying about the weird vision. I wonder how Rosalie is getting on, she wondered. Her Home Ec class is doing cooking this term-she's probably not enjoying that much. ...That last bit was really unnecessary. Seriously, what was the point of that?
Dear badfic!authors everywhere: QUIT COMBINING EVERYTHING WITH TWILIGHT!!!
Twilight Densetsu! by ChibiChibiVampire-Chan.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5585496/1/Twilight_Densetsu It's a Twilight/Sailor Moon crossover. Well, let's waste no time... Sporking is in bold.
But first, an author's note!
I do not own Twilight or Sailor Moon. Thank God for that... The rights for them go to Takeuchi Naoko and Stephenie Meyer.
Before I begin, this is set in Forks High School but Bella is already a vampire and Renesmee is already born. I know that Bella is a vampire, but why would she continue going to high school if she's a mother now? Chibi Chibi is in this but the Starlights and Princess Kakyuu aren’t. What the hell..? Confused? YES. Sorry, that’s just how it came to me! You're not supposed to confuse your readers, you know. Just because that's "how it came to you" doesn't mean you can just write random shit.
Ok, well, the first chapter is kind of pointless, Then why the hell did you post it?! so it’s more of an introduction or something. The next chapter is better, I promise, and it actually explains why the senshi are in Forks! Yes, please tell us. The whole concept of this crossover is just beyond me...
Well, I can't lie -- the author was right. The first chapter was pointless. Basically, all that happens is that Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna are transferred into Bella's class, and Setsuna senses something "off" about Bella. Personally, I sense that something's "off" as well -- why the hell is Setsuna in high school?! I mean, she was in college in the anime, and in the Stars manga, Setsuna is actually the nurse at Juuban High School while the rest of the senshi are students! What's she doing there? But, that's beside the point. The real bad quotes don't begin until chapter two...
‘‘Come on, Mamo-chan!!! Class is starting!’’ Usagi called to her boyfriend as the bell rang. (Author’s note: a bit out of character, I’ll admit…) And another college student who was put back a few years. By the way, if it's out of character (which it is), you probably want to fix it. What's with this trend of purposely writing the characters wrong?
Usagi, Mamoru and Rei hurriedly rushed into their next class. ‘‘Poof!’’ muttered Rei as she slipped into a seat beside the window. Poof..? ‘‘I hate this absurd American weather! Remind me why we’re here again?’’ For real. Can you PLEASE explain this to me?! Mamoru and Usagi sweat-dropped. Um... Sweatdrops are comical expressions, not actual verbs. You can't "sweatdrop". ‘‘I told you a million times, Rei! I had a dream where Neo-Queen Serenity was telling me it was essential the senshi should be here!’’ I....I just........No. Just, NO. Rei sighed. ‘‘So that’s why we’re here? ‘Cause odango-atama had a vision of her future self?’’ Rei never calls Usagi odango-atama. Mamoru does, and I think Seiya does too, but Rei doesn't. That's really out of character.
‘‘No! Mamo-chan and Chibiusa had the same dream, remember? And figured that that meant something important! Yeah, prophetic dreams usually do mean something. But nevertheless, why would Neo Queen Serenity appear to you and tell you that you have to go to Forks, Washington, United States? Isn't that a bit... Oh, I don't know, random?! Anyway, our parents just think we’re on an extended holiday.’’ Phhhft. Since when have parents ever mattered in Sailor Moon? Rei shook her head. ‘‘Yeah, I know, it’s just - there’s something about this place that just doesn’t agree with me.’’
‘‘What is it, Rei?’’ Usagi was intrigued.
‘‘Never mind. I’m just being a superstitious miko. I doubt that Rei would ever, ever say something like that. I think you should be more worried about your schoolwork, you’re such a baka when it comes to English!’’ Hooray, some random Japanese to show that the author really knows her shit. Usagi pouted. ‘‘You’re so mean, Rei!’’ But just then the class teacher came in and Usagi fell quiet. The class teacher, as opposed to the sex and drugs teacher.
Alice Cullen was sitting a few rows up, pretending to be focusing on her work but actually listening in on the transfer student’s conversation. Actually, that was quite a hard feat - they were speaking in very hushed tones, all in Japanese. Dammit! Alice thought. I knew I should’ve learnt more Japanese when I learnt Korean sign language that time! (see eclipse :-) ) ...Wow. That was really racist, author. Never mind the fact that Korean and Japanese are two completely different langauges, what does learning sign language have to do with learning a spoken language? You fail. As it was, she could only distinguish a few words here and there. Senshi - didn't that mean 'soldier' or 'warrior'? She shook her head. You're just being paranoid! she told herself. They're probably just talking about an anime or something. Yes, because all Japanese people want to talk about is anime. Way to be really fucking racist, author. There's no way it could possibly have anything to do with the vision I had last night! HO HO, YOU THINK? The vision Alice had had the night before had been vague, and dark. It seemed to take place in the midst of a forest. There were random flashes of light, but the only thing she could make out was a scythe-like weapon falling, falling... and then, complete silence. But however strange a vision that was, it could hardly have anything to do with these newcomers, could it? I DUNNO ALICE IT SEEMS PRETTY SUSPICIOUS TO ME. Anyway, the future changes. Just because I had that vision, doesn't mean any of it will happen! I dunno, you've always taken your visions pretty seriously before. What makes this any different? Alice looked down at her timetable and decided there was no point in worrying about the weird vision. I wonder how Rosalie is getting on, she wondered. Her Home Ec class is doing cooking this term-she's probably not enjoying that much. ...That last bit was really unnecessary. Seriously, what was the point of that?
Dear badfic!authors everywhere: QUIT COMBINING EVERYTHING WITH TWILIGHT!!!