spork it like it's hot
Dear badfic_quotes, here is the second part of your holiday gift: some vague summary sporks. Because unlike these summaries, my love for you all is definitely not vague.
House
a stranger encountered at a reception isn't all he seems.
Like one time, I thought this guy was my great-uncle Stephen, but it turned out he was the brain-injured half-brother of my grandmother's sister's daughter who would agree to anything.
Sometimes you have to find yourself at the bottom with nothing left in order to get back on track.
Are there tracks at the bottom of things?
But one day might change everything for them.
This one strikes me as extremely vague.
Just a quick challenge for help and a reward:
Would it be possible for me to be rewarded with a good fic? Or is that too much to ask?
He noticed her huge cat like eyes...her bedside manner...
It might just be me, but I found this a really sexy summary. Shut up.
Predictably, he screws up.
It's okay, badfic author. Many of your kind have trouble with success.
Come check us out
Me-ow. Perhaps I will.
Bones
Come join me on a journey, it's an insightful little find; the thoughts and inner workings of an anthropologist's secret mind
Nobody likes a rhymer.
You knew from the very beginning that you would end up hurt
And yet I keep coming back. I guess I'm a masochist.
They [his lips] still taste like the sea, slightly salty and refreshing
What delicious ocean have you been drinking? When I accidentally swallow some ocean I feel like I've unnecessarily sucked on a salt shaker.
Why does she cry?
Starts with a "b"... rhymes with "lad-fic"...
In the midst of the darkness...they reach out to each other
They should be careful, because you could put an eye out.
What will happen when they have to confront their fears in an elevator?
*sings* Fear... in an elevator...oh, yeah.
He was her everything, if only she'd known sooner
You think if he was her everything, she would have known. Srsly.
What is there behind Brennan's walls?
Studs? Insulation? Electrical wiring? Plumbing?
CSI
Sometimes, their position twitches.
Huh?
A story from the Titanic.
Do you even WATCH this show?
-justin bieber-
Do YOU even watch this show?
Our CSIs are in Dallas, TX with the cast of Walker, TX Ranger
DO NOT WANT.
Salvation is what we all seek, one way or another.
Do we seek... Terminator: Salvation? YEEEEAAAHH!
It takes a while to get there, but don't be disheartened.
Are you kidding me? If I can't get to the point RIGHT NOW, I'm going to look at "iCarly" fic.
Gil has Sara in protective custody?
Is this a sex thing? "Oh, officer, I've been a naughty girl..."
NCIS
Ever wonder sometimes about things you see during an episode of NCIS?
You mean the characters and canon-driven plot?
Story of angst and second chances.
But aren't they all, really?
Just a team, friendly fiction.
Methinks you used a comma where, you should have used a hyphen.
remember that girl he met, with brown hair and big blue eyes.
And she was super-loyal, because she was a Labrador retriever!
She became pregnant by one brother, and married the other.
This is only skeezy if they're her brothers...
iCarly
I am no good at reviews, but this story is so good!
I am no good at saying things gently, but this story is NOT so good!
Carly battling with depression.
Depression fights dirty. Like, with light sabers.
Jealousy can be hard to swallow.
They sell pill-crushers now, you know.
sam meats the love of her life at that dance.
This is ironic, because Sam loves meat. High five, badfic author!
Who is Freddie constantly texting?
Nathan Fillion! Sha-ZAM! Got him in under the wire!
House
a stranger encountered at a reception isn't all he seems.
Like one time, I thought this guy was my great-uncle Stephen, but it turned out he was the brain-injured half-brother of my grandmother's sister's daughter who would agree to anything.
Sometimes you have to find yourself at the bottom with nothing left in order to get back on track.
Are there tracks at the bottom of things?
But one day might change everything for them.
This one strikes me as extremely vague.
Just a quick challenge for help and a reward:
Would it be possible for me to be rewarded with a good fic? Or is that too much to ask?
He noticed her huge cat like eyes...her bedside manner...
It might just be me, but I found this a really sexy summary. Shut up.
Predictably, he screws up.
It's okay, badfic author. Many of your kind have trouble with success.
Come check us out
Me-ow. Perhaps I will.
Bones
Come join me on a journey, it's an insightful little find; the thoughts and inner workings of an anthropologist's secret mind
Nobody likes a rhymer.
You knew from the very beginning that you would end up hurt
And yet I keep coming back. I guess I'm a masochist.
They [his lips] still taste like the sea, slightly salty and refreshing
What delicious ocean have you been drinking? When I accidentally swallow some ocean I feel like I've unnecessarily sucked on a salt shaker.
Why does she cry?
Starts with a "b"... rhymes with "lad-fic"...
In the midst of the darkness...they reach out to each other
They should be careful, because you could put an eye out.
What will happen when they have to confront their fears in an elevator?
*sings* Fear... in an elevator...oh, yeah.
He was her everything, if only she'd known sooner
You think if he was her everything, she would have known. Srsly.
What is there behind Brennan's walls?
Studs? Insulation? Electrical wiring? Plumbing?
CSI
Sometimes, their position twitches.
Huh?
A story from the Titanic.
Do you even WATCH this show?
-justin bieber-
Do YOU even watch this show?
Our CSIs are in Dallas, TX with the cast of Walker, TX Ranger
DO NOT WANT.
Salvation is what we all seek, one way or another.
Do we seek... Terminator: Salvation? YEEEEAAAHH!
It takes a while to get there, but don't be disheartened.
Are you kidding me? If I can't get to the point RIGHT NOW, I'm going to look at "iCarly" fic.
Gil has Sara in protective custody?
Is this a sex thing? "Oh, officer, I've been a naughty girl..."
NCIS
Ever wonder sometimes about things you see during an episode of NCIS?
You mean the characters and canon-driven plot?
Story of angst and second chances.
But aren't they all, really?
Just a team, friendly fiction.
Methinks you used a comma where, you should have used a hyphen.
remember that girl he met, with brown hair and big blue eyes.
And she was super-loyal, because she was a Labrador retriever!
She became pregnant by one brother, and married the other.
This is only skeezy if they're her brothers...
iCarly
I am no good at reviews, but this story is so good!
I am no good at saying things gently, but this story is NOT so good!
Carly battling with depression.
Depression fights dirty. Like, with light sabers.
Jealousy can be hard to swallow.
They sell pill-crushers now, you know.
sam meats the love of her life at that dance.
This is ironic, because Sam loves meat. High five, badfic author!
Who is Freddie constantly texting?
Nathan Fillion! Sha-ZAM! Got him in under the wire!