sporkin' it vague style
I've had a rough week, so I've decided it's time to spork. For this edition of my sporks, I went in search of summaries that had either nothing or very little to do with the shows they're filed under.
House
He gets into an agruement with his best friend and ends up going for a walk and finds an orphanage and grows close to a young orphan.
It must just be me, but I find this summary pedophilic and creepy.
romance, angst, healing, humor, and the occasional session of naked stargazing.
Yikes. Put some clothes on, summary!
Just because you marry the person of your dreams it doesn't mean life gets any simpler.
This sounds true. One point, badfic author.
Cliche I know. Don't remind me
Nothing quite like setting yourself up for failure.
To lovers, a moment can be an eternity, and an eternity can be the tick of a clock
Time seemed to slow as I read your fic, melodramatic author.
Or is the man too tired of his curse to continue to keep searching for the cure for it?
Well, are you sure he's really an old man? (Thanks, "Inception.")
Pasta salad, banter, an accidental confession, more banter, and a side of french fries.
No naked stargazing? Ten points, badfic author.
It was funny, absurd even, how of all the places in the hospital, she ended up here.
We all end up in weird places. Like once I went to a con and I saw Chewbacca with his head off. Never speak of it!
What's a cantankerous, gimpy doctor to do?
The Hustle?
Bones
A series of emails revealing more than what was before.
Wow. This one is really vague.
A string of disturbing murders are taking place near college campuses across the US.
Near college campuses? Whew, I'm safe. I live on a college campus.
A large charge later, he was on his way home, excited to surprise her.
What the heck is a large charge? It sounds like a name-brand coffee drink.
The world is a big place, but it's not that hard to stay in touch.
Apparently there are emails that reveal more than what was before.
TEENAGERS!
IS A SONG BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, OR SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD!
Life is a journey with lessons - Learn them.
I'll do what I damn well want to - it's a four-day weekend.
Nothing makes sense anymore
Well, that's for damn sure.
Strippers turned squints, impending parenthood, romance, strange murders and a really bad documentary.
Yikes. But no naked stargazing... I'll give it a three.
Do they love each other?
If you don't know, how am I supposed to?
CSI
It happened in the break room.
That's where I'd choose to have an at-work relationship. Too bad there's no break room at my job... too bad there's no breaks at my job.
Absence doesn't always make the heart grow fonder
True story. I only go to the dentist twice a year, and in between, I don't miss it at all.
His gorgeous eyes. Her dazzling smile.
This shitty fic.
The beautiful woman luring men to their doom was just an old story right?
That depends. Is the beautiful woman Maureen from "Rent"?
A story of horses, cars and love in the Lone Star State.
Wow, I am so uninterested - three of my least favorite things in the Lone Star State.
Where'd you go? I miss you so, seems like it's been forever, that you've been gone.
I'm still right here, sporkin' 'em like always.
Defeated, by something four year old children could do...
Watch episodes of "Dora the Explorer" without poking their eyes out?
please just bare with it.
Badfic author! We don't even know each other! I'm not baring anything for you!
NCIS
She could never be milk. She had to be the finest of all drinks.
Mr. Pibb?
Crack!fic based off of PotterPuppetPals video.
I don't even want to know how this works out.
The Black Raptor is a top secret ship that runs back and forth to an island off the west cost of Africa.
Okay, good. Now tell me why I care.
One horrible case of misunderstandings, miscommunications, and horrible loss.
But no naked stargazing! So it's not as horrible as you've set it out to be.
We don't get a complete story. We don't get catharsis. We don't get anything but tired.
Wow. You've totally got my blase attitude down.
The wheel of fortune has completed its circuit
... is a fic co-starring Pat Sajak and Vanna White. Sha-ZAM!
A young girl gets kidnapped after her father is killed, who else will get kidnapped?
Nathan Fillion. And he will be brought here, to my dorm. Tee-hee.
There is a children's rhyme in her new country about all the king's horses and all the king's men not being able to put a man back together again.
And apparently, it gets transformed into a Potter Puppet Pals crackfic.
Everybody sings.
True story, badfic author. For instance, I'm now singing "California Gurls," because my iPod thinks I love that song. Is it wrong? I'm not telling.
iCarly
Everyone has changed a little and it looks like fate is bringing two people together.
Me and Nathan Fillion? *squeee*
It's Couple's Night at a hot new Under 21 club.
Ooh, for realsies?! ... Oh, damn. I'm single, and I'm 22.
It only takes one domino to fall to have a chain reaction on your hands.
Why does this make me think of "Inception"? Oh, yeah, it's 'cause everything makes me think of "Inception" lately. Like that dream I had, where "Inception" and "Juno" were a crossover. Some weird shit. Just think of it!
The enimeis unite.
Are those the girls who are obsessed with anime porn?
Sam's list of reasons why Freddie Benson is better than all guys from Twilight.
1.) He's not a guy from Twilight.
2.) HE'S NOT A GUY FROM TWILIGHT!!!
House
He gets into an agruement with his best friend and ends up going for a walk and finds an orphanage and grows close to a young orphan.
It must just be me, but I find this summary pedophilic and creepy.
romance, angst, healing, humor, and the occasional session of naked stargazing.
Yikes. Put some clothes on, summary!
Just because you marry the person of your dreams it doesn't mean life gets any simpler.
This sounds true. One point, badfic author.
Cliche I know. Don't remind me
Nothing quite like setting yourself up for failure.
To lovers, a moment can be an eternity, and an eternity can be the tick of a clock
Time seemed to slow as I read your fic, melodramatic author.
Or is the man too tired of his curse to continue to keep searching for the cure for it?
Well, are you sure he's really an old man? (Thanks, "Inception.")
Pasta salad, banter, an accidental confession, more banter, and a side of french fries.
No naked stargazing? Ten points, badfic author.
It was funny, absurd even, how of all the places in the hospital, she ended up here.
We all end up in weird places. Like once I went to a con and I saw Chewbacca with his head off. Never speak of it!
What's a cantankerous, gimpy doctor to do?
The Hustle?
Bones
A series of emails revealing more than what was before.
Wow. This one is really vague.
A string of disturbing murders are taking place near college campuses across the US.
Near college campuses? Whew, I'm safe. I live on a college campus.
A large charge later, he was on his way home, excited to surprise her.
What the heck is a large charge? It sounds like a name-brand coffee drink.
The world is a big place, but it's not that hard to stay in touch.
Apparently there are emails that reveal more than what was before.
TEENAGERS!
IS A SONG BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, OR SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD!
Life is a journey with lessons - Learn them.
I'll do what I damn well want to - it's a four-day weekend.
Nothing makes sense anymore
Well, that's for damn sure.
Strippers turned squints, impending parenthood, romance, strange murders and a really bad documentary.
Yikes. But no naked stargazing... I'll give it a three.
Do they love each other?
If you don't know, how am I supposed to?
CSI
It happened in the break room.
That's where I'd choose to have an at-work relationship. Too bad there's no break room at my job... too bad there's no breaks at my job.
Absence doesn't always make the heart grow fonder
True story. I only go to the dentist twice a year, and in between, I don't miss it at all.
His gorgeous eyes. Her dazzling smile.
This shitty fic.
The beautiful woman luring men to their doom was just an old story right?
That depends. Is the beautiful woman Maureen from "Rent"?
A story of horses, cars and love in the Lone Star State.
Wow, I am so uninterested - three of my least favorite things in the Lone Star State.
Where'd you go? I miss you so, seems like it's been forever, that you've been gone.
I'm still right here, sporkin' 'em like always.
Defeated, by something four year old children could do...
Watch episodes of "Dora the Explorer" without poking their eyes out?
please just bare with it.
Badfic author! We don't even know each other! I'm not baring anything for you!
NCIS
She could never be milk. She had to be the finest of all drinks.
Mr. Pibb?
Crack!fic based off of PotterPuppetPals video.
I don't even want to know how this works out.
The Black Raptor is a top secret ship that runs back and forth to an island off the west cost of Africa.
Okay, good. Now tell me why I care.
One horrible case of misunderstandings, miscommunications, and horrible loss.
But no naked stargazing! So it's not as horrible as you've set it out to be.
We don't get a complete story. We don't get catharsis. We don't get anything but tired.
Wow. You've totally got my blase attitude down.
The wheel of fortune has completed its circuit
... is a fic co-starring Pat Sajak and Vanna White. Sha-ZAM!
A young girl gets kidnapped after her father is killed, who else will get kidnapped?
Nathan Fillion. And he will be brought here, to my dorm. Tee-hee.
There is a children's rhyme in her new country about all the king's horses and all the king's men not being able to put a man back together again.
And apparently, it gets transformed into a Potter Puppet Pals crackfic.
Everybody sings.
True story, badfic author. For instance, I'm now singing "California Gurls," because my iPod thinks I love that song. Is it wrong? I'm not telling.
iCarly
Everyone has changed a little and it looks like fate is bringing two people together.
Me and Nathan Fillion? *squeee*
It's Couple's Night at a hot new Under 21 club.
Ooh, for realsies?! ... Oh, damn. I'm single, and I'm 22.
It only takes one domino to fall to have a chain reaction on your hands.
Why does this make me think of "Inception"? Oh, yeah, it's 'cause everything makes me think of "Inception" lately. Like that dream I had, where "Inception" and "Juno" were a crossover. Some weird shit. Just think of it!
The enimeis unite.
Are those the girls who are obsessed with anime porn?
Sam's list of reasons why Freddie Benson is better than all guys from Twilight.
1.) He's not a guy from Twilight.
2.) HE'S NOT A GUY FROM TWILIGHT!!!