Today's Topic: Abusing Legendary Characters Through Bad Writing. Discuss.
After a long day at work, there's nothing that takes off the edge like a little sporking...
Uther has some news for Arthur to which he takes badly.
“Son, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but we’re fictional characters.”
“NOOOO!!!!!!”
When an evil sorceror's plot against Merlin causes his magic to be revealed, he must try to escape with his life.
Well, he could try to escape without his life, but it might not work out all that well.
Jett, a Sorceress who's hiding her power, turns up in Camelot; where she falls in love with a clumsy servant boy/wizard, causes trouble for the Crown Prince, offers sound advice to the Future Queen and helps an old Physician with his medicines.
Oy vey.
"I order you to undress right now!" Arthur whispers unsympathetically under the bed at a stun looking Merlin.
I’ll just let this one speak for itself.
Sequel to Siblings of Prophecy. AU Season II of Merlin. New adventures and changes are in store for Merlin and Mira-Liana as they work to fulfill their destiny as Arthur's protectors and wife and brother-figure.
Poor Merlin. He didn’t know that his sister was a Mary Sue until it was too late to save her.
Shut up, Merlin- retorted the prince, how he loved to say his name! It seemed to suit the boy perfectly. Merlin's heart skipped a beat as it always did when Arthur said his name. He stumbled, lost in his daydreams of his master...
Because Arthur and Merlin are obviously hopeless romantics. And/or fifteen year-old schoolgirls.
After being imprisoned in a cave for about 20 years Lilia decided to walk the earth again and freed herself.
Because prisoners often have the luxury of deciding when they don’t want to be imprisoned anymore. It’s one way to reduce all that pesky overcrowding.
When Merlin meets a mysterious girl from another kingdom in the woods, tensions run high. This girl is not only a lady who has been injured, she hunts and kills those with magic! Even stranger, could Merlin actually have feelings for this lady, Cyri?
Not even the elusive Kingdom-in-the-Woods is safe from the dreaded Mary Sue anymore.
When they had sprung out of his back, majestic and breathtaking, you had known it would lead to this. For Camelot could not hold an angel, not while under Uther's rule, and death was not an option.
Oh, good Lord.
A forest, 3 sorcerrors, 1 warlock, and 5 witnesses.
I think I had a problem on a math test like this once. The answer, of course, is 42.
Arthur, Gwen and Lancelot! Lancelot is back and wants Gwen but Arthur loves Gwen also. Gwen must choose between the charming and handsome Arthur and the Handsome brave Lancelot!
Gwen should obviously pick Lancelot because he is Handsome while Arthur is only handsome. Or is it Lancelot’s braveness that’s so handsome….Grammar always confuses me so.
Arthur will not marry while I am alive. Why, because I know perfectly well he's in love with his manservant, moron! Uther's POV on Merlin/Arthur.
Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how Uther would respond to a romantic relationship between his son and his son’s manservant.
Modern AU. Arthur watches Merlin during an exam... and thinks about him.
Somehow those ellipses made it creepy.
Evelynn had wanted to die. Maybe it would've been better for all of Camelot if Merlin and Arthur had let her.
I couldn’t agree more.
Kind of Lame but It's my first Merlin fic.
I concur. Let’s agree to never speak of this again.
Uther has some news for Arthur to which he takes badly.
“Son, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but we’re fictional characters.”
“NOOOO!!!!!!”
When an evil sorceror's plot against Merlin causes his magic to be revealed, he must try to escape with his life.
Well, he could try to escape without his life, but it might not work out all that well.
Jett, a Sorceress who's hiding her power, turns up in Camelot; where she falls in love with a clumsy servant boy/wizard, causes trouble for the Crown Prince, offers sound advice to the Future Queen and helps an old Physician with his medicines.
Oy vey.
"I order you to undress right now!" Arthur whispers unsympathetically under the bed at a stun looking Merlin.
I’ll just let this one speak for itself.
Sequel to Siblings of Prophecy. AU Season II of Merlin. New adventures and changes are in store for Merlin and Mira-Liana as they work to fulfill their destiny as Arthur's protectors and wife and brother-figure.
Poor Merlin. He didn’t know that his sister was a Mary Sue until it was too late to save her.
Shut up, Merlin- retorted the prince, how he loved to say his name! It seemed to suit the boy perfectly. Merlin's heart skipped a beat as it always did when Arthur said his name. He stumbled, lost in his daydreams of his master...
Because Arthur and Merlin are obviously hopeless romantics. And/or fifteen year-old schoolgirls.
After being imprisoned in a cave for about 20 years Lilia decided to walk the earth again and freed herself.
Because prisoners often have the luxury of deciding when they don’t want to be imprisoned anymore. It’s one way to reduce all that pesky overcrowding.
When Merlin meets a mysterious girl from another kingdom in the woods, tensions run high. This girl is not only a lady who has been injured, she hunts and kills those with magic! Even stranger, could Merlin actually have feelings for this lady, Cyri?
Not even the elusive Kingdom-in-the-Woods is safe from the dreaded Mary Sue anymore.
When they had sprung out of his back, majestic and breathtaking, you had known it would lead to this. For Camelot could not hold an angel, not while under Uther's rule, and death was not an option.
Oh, good Lord.
A forest, 3 sorcerrors, 1 warlock, and 5 witnesses.
I think I had a problem on a math test like this once. The answer, of course, is 42.
Arthur, Gwen and Lancelot! Lancelot is back and wants Gwen but Arthur loves Gwen also. Gwen must choose between the charming and handsome Arthur and the Handsome brave Lancelot!
Gwen should obviously pick Lancelot because he is Handsome while Arthur is only handsome. Or is it Lancelot’s braveness that’s so handsome….Grammar always confuses me so.
Arthur will not marry while I am alive. Why, because I know perfectly well he's in love with his manservant, moron! Uther's POV on Merlin/Arthur.
Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how Uther would respond to a romantic relationship between his son and his son’s manservant.
Modern AU. Arthur watches Merlin during an exam... and thinks about him.
Somehow those ellipses made it creepy.
Evelynn had wanted to die. Maybe it would've been better for all of Camelot if Merlin and Arthur had let her.
I couldn’t agree more.
Kind of Lame but It's my first Merlin fic.
I concur. Let’s agree to never speak of this again.