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Star Wars
Star Wars: The Force Assassin
An orphen boy with amnesia is found in the forest by rougue Jedi Master Krane, who begins to train him and after discovering his talents turns him into a assassin. The boy becomes known as Ghost and begins a quest of discovery. Rating may increase later
Yeah, 'cause Jedi are totally into assassination, being the peacekeepers of the galaxy and all.
Shadows
Outcasted from her planet Maddie and Zack have a new destiny with the help of a few new friends they set of on an amazing journey Chapter 13 up! where did they go that will be revealed now read chapter 12 or you will be confused!
Honey, I was confused at Outcasted.
To Save the Queen
Sabe is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She is one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought, with headstrong Queens, uptight handmaidens and an invasion to deal with
I know my dream has always been to wait on the rich and powerful hand and foot. And body doubling for assassinations? BONUS!
Cries Of Hope
When the Sith took over the Galaxy and created the Empire, Darth Sidius captured young Anakin Skywalker and turned him into a sith, and the Jedi saved a young Padme and made her a rouge Jedi, Can the love of a Jedi and a Sith be enough to save the Galaxy?
That's right, a rouge Jedi. (Not to be confused with Obi-Wan, the Moulin Rouge! Jedi.)
When Eyes Can Not Be Closed
ROTS, non-slash. Have you ever wished the scene of Anakin killing Younglings to be detailed? Here it is. In opposite to the Empire propaganda, he could not close his eyes, doing that.
HELL YES I WANT TO SEE WEE CHILDREN BUTCHERED IN GRAPHIC DETAIL IT'S THE ONE THING MISSING FROM MY LIFE
Stargate Atlantis
Lasting Bond
Another sequel to Kissing Traditions and Protective Instincts. Dr. Keller begins to have dreams. What is causing them and how can they be stopped? Keller/Mitchell and a side of Lorne/Cadman and all the other usual suspects. SGA/SG1 Crossover
I have dreams too! What the hell's wrong with me?!
The Last Petal
Atlantis has been on earth for a month now, but soon things change: Atlantis is dying. And it seems Sitnalta is dying as well. Now the race is on to save both the city as well as her child.
Okay, who knocked up Atlantis? It was Sheppard, wasn't it?
Sanctuary
gummy bears
What if after rome nicola and helen got together, had a family and still kicked abnormal butt? well this is the life of there daughter amander and what she has to go through Nikola is still a vamp Sugested lemons
As someone who's actually seen the show, I'm pretty sure Helen's objective is to HELP abnormals, hence the name SANCTUARY. She only kicks butt when they're being very naughty.
Star Trek
James T Kirk: The Next Generation
Who or what is THE MONUMENT? Find out as James T Kirk faces the greatest challenge of his life. Plus; an assassin arrives on Bajor to kill James Kirk's wife? Can anyone save her? How about MARTOK? JAMES T KIRK: THE NEXT GENERATION!
Is it anything like... THE NOZZLE?
Not Meant to Be
Two girls from the 21st century get switched with Tonia Barrows and Janice Rand in a transporter accident, leaving four women trapped in different times. How will the crew react to the new additions? Will they ever go home? R&R.
They'll plant hilarious signs on Spock's back, spitball Bones and the captain, vaseline all the toilet seats, give Chekov a wedgie, and start a war by throwing tribbles at the Klingons AND NOW WE KNOW WHY WE NEVER SAW JANICE RAND AGAIN.
7 Days
this story is about spock getting pranked on by two kids for 7 days
He'd tell Kirk, and Kirk would tell McCoy, and McCoy would make them run home crying. PROBLEM SOLVED!
The Lord of the Rings
Drabbles of Those Before the Ring
A series of short, humerus stories dealing mainly with a set of characters who exist long before the ring. Will have some post-Return of the King stories. Read first chapter for character descriptions.
These'll go nicely with those femur and phalanges stories!
In the Dragon's Claws
Ilayilia, the sister of Anduin, has taken his death and the death of her father without a tear. When a dragon sees her gift of song as a treasure he can take and own for himself, however, Ilayilia is sent on a journey to learn about her brother's death.
Put a cherry stem in your mouth and try to say that name out loud. It'll either come out in a bow or you'll dislocate your tongue.
My Fairytale
Estel daughter of Elessar has lost everything: father, mother, sister, brother - and freedom. When she is given a second chance at life, she finds herself in what she was always told was a fairytale. Is it? Or is it the past she was meant to live?
His other kids were called Strider Junior and Aragorn "The Girl" Juniorette.
A Night of Worry
While on the journey to destroy the Ring, Aragorn faces his fears... of prune juice! of destiny, (oh.) and other things. Like prune juice!
***
Can I has a Sanctuary tag? :D
Star Wars
Star Wars: The Force Assassin
An orphen boy with amnesia is found in the forest by rougue Jedi Master Krane, who begins to train him and after discovering his talents turns him into a assassin. The boy becomes known as Ghost and begins a quest of discovery. Rating may increase later
Yeah, 'cause Jedi are totally into assassination, being the peacekeepers of the galaxy and all.
Shadows
Outcasted from her planet Maddie and Zack have a new destiny with the help of a few new friends they set of on an amazing journey Chapter 13 up! where did they go that will be revealed now read chapter 12 or you will be confused!
Honey, I was confused at Outcasted.
To Save the Queen
Sabe is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She is one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought, with headstrong Queens, uptight handmaidens and an invasion to deal with
I know my dream has always been to wait on the rich and powerful hand and foot. And body doubling for assassinations? BONUS!
Cries Of Hope
When the Sith took over the Galaxy and created the Empire, Darth Sidius captured young Anakin Skywalker and turned him into a sith, and the Jedi saved a young Padme and made her a rouge Jedi, Can the love of a Jedi and a Sith be enough to save the Galaxy?
That's right, a rouge Jedi. (Not to be confused with Obi-Wan, the Moulin Rouge! Jedi.)
When Eyes Can Not Be Closed
ROTS, non-slash. Have you ever wished the scene of Anakin killing Younglings to be detailed? Here it is. In opposite to the Empire propaganda, he could not close his eyes, doing that.
HELL YES I WANT TO SEE WEE CHILDREN BUTCHERED IN GRAPHIC DETAIL IT'S THE ONE THING MISSING FROM MY LIFE
Stargate Atlantis
Lasting Bond
Another sequel to Kissing Traditions and Protective Instincts. Dr. Keller begins to have dreams. What is causing them and how can they be stopped? Keller/Mitchell and a side of Lorne/Cadman and all the other usual suspects. SGA/SG1 Crossover
I have dreams too! What the hell's wrong with me?!
The Last Petal
Atlantis has been on earth for a month now, but soon things change: Atlantis is dying. And it seems Sitnalta is dying as well. Now the race is on to save both the city as well as her child.
Okay, who knocked up Atlantis? It was Sheppard, wasn't it?
Sanctuary
gummy bears
What if after rome nicola and helen got together, had a family and still kicked abnormal butt? well this is the life of there daughter amander and what she has to go through Nikola is still a vamp Sugested lemons
As someone who's actually seen the show, I'm pretty sure Helen's objective is to HELP abnormals, hence the name SANCTUARY. She only kicks butt when they're being very naughty.
Star Trek
James T Kirk: The Next Generation
Who or what is THE MONUMENT? Find out as James T Kirk faces the greatest challenge of his life. Plus; an assassin arrives on Bajor to kill James Kirk's wife? Can anyone save her? How about MARTOK? JAMES T KIRK: THE NEXT GENERATION!
Is it anything like... THE NOZZLE?
Not Meant to Be
Two girls from the 21st century get switched with Tonia Barrows and Janice Rand in a transporter accident, leaving four women trapped in different times. How will the crew react to the new additions? Will they ever go home? R&R.
They'll plant hilarious signs on Spock's back, spitball Bones and the captain, vaseline all the toilet seats, give Chekov a wedgie, and start a war by throwing tribbles at the Klingons AND NOW WE KNOW WHY WE NEVER SAW JANICE RAND AGAIN.
7 Days
this story is about spock getting pranked on by two kids for 7 days
He'd tell Kirk, and Kirk would tell McCoy, and McCoy would make them run home crying. PROBLEM SOLVED!
The Lord of the Rings
Drabbles of Those Before the Ring
A series of short, humerus stories dealing mainly with a set of characters who exist long before the ring. Will have some post-Return of the King stories. Read first chapter for character descriptions.
These'll go nicely with those femur and phalanges stories!
In the Dragon's Claws
Ilayilia, the sister of Anduin, has taken his death and the death of her father without a tear. When a dragon sees her gift of song as a treasure he can take and own for himself, however, Ilayilia is sent on a journey to learn about her brother's death.
Put a cherry stem in your mouth and try to say that name out loud. It'll either come out in a bow or you'll dislocate your tongue.
My Fairytale
Estel daughter of Elessar has lost everything: father, mother, sister, brother - and freedom. When she is given a second chance at life, she finds herself in what she was always told was a fairytale. Is it? Or is it the past she was meant to live?
His other kids were called Strider Junior and Aragorn "The Girl" Juniorette.
A Night of Worry
While on the journey to destroy the Ring, Aragorn faces his fears... of prune juice! of destiny, (oh.) and other things. Like prune juice!
***
Can I has a Sanctuary tag? :D