Title: Of Wizards, Kings, and Frozen Peas
Word Count: 4,540
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Merlin doesn't realise he's, you know, THE MERLIN until he runs into Arthur in the Tescos frozen food aisle.
Notes: Written for this prompt at kinkme_merlin. Translations to the Welsh phrases are available by hovering your mouse over the coloured dots. I am only learning ( ( Read more... )

Title: The One Where Merlin Goes To Princess School
Rating: PG for naughty words
Word Count: 5,000. I don't even.
Author's Note: Written for Challenge #21 'Prompt Fanfiction' over at merlin_land. Prompts were Unicorn, Tree, Storm, Crown, Stocks, Goblet and Laundry.
Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own Merlin or Arthur (one could argue that neither does the BBC, ( Read more... )

Title: Assignments, Smarties, and Level 80 Paladins
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 730
A/N: popcultaddict was writing an assignment and couldn't play, so this happened.

( In Which Merlin Is Writing An Assignment, And Arthur Is Not Helping )

Title: What if Arthur Lived in the time of Winston Churchill?
Rating: G except for that one or two naughty words.
Word Count: 766
A/N: I said "I'm hella bored", so bananedaiquiri replied with 'WRITE ME FIC PLZ'. BLAME HER.

( WHAT IF ARTHUR LIVED IN THE TIME OF WINSTON CHURCHILL? )

Title: The One Where Merlin Thinks Gaius Is A Zombie
Rating: M for naughty, naughty swears
Word Count: 2,216
Author's Note: Written for the challenge at merlinaustralia. Picture #3 was my inspiration.

( He's going to devour our brains and beat out a samba with our severed limbs! wailed Merlin )

Title: No Rollerblading In The House
Rating: G
Warning: Kids, don't try this at home. Also, eat your vegetables.
A/N: mcgooglykins: I would like to know how Uther got his scar. 
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The funny thing is, I don't actually do drugs. Yet I write stuff like this.

( The One Where The Dragon Gets Released )

I have a problem. Inspired by a fic where Harry Potter suddenly got a pet dinosaur.

( The Day Colin Got A Dragon )

Written for
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