the one where merlin thinks gaius is a zombie
Title: The One Where Merlin Thinks Gaius Is A Zombie
Rating: M for naughty, naughty swears
Word Count: 2,216
Author's Note: Written for the challenge at merlinaustralia. Picture #3 was my inspiration.
( He's going to devour our brains and beat out a samba with our severed limbs! wailed Merlin )
Rating: M for naughty, naughty swears
Word Count: 2,216
Author's Note: Written for the challenge at merlinaustralia. Picture #3 was my inspiration.
( He's going to devour our brains and beat out a samba with our severed limbs! wailed Merlin )
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Commentary that I wrote along the way....
ZOMBIES!!! :D
This whole paragraph:
There was much coughing and sneezing, quite a bit of dying, and a whole lot of highly infectious going on. Uther kept hinting darkly at there being magical causes for this malady, but as far as Merlin could see, it was just some sort of super duper winter cold. Gaius was working overtime trying to find a viable, safe treatment that didn’t involve the traditional slicing and dicing of his patients. He’d vaguely mumbled something about a promise to do no harm when Merlin had asked him about it, and Merlin, because he had much, much bigger problems to deal with (Arthur, he had Arthur to deal with) he’d left it at that. After all, he didn’t have time in between all the completely unnecessary dressing and undressing of Arthur, who despite being quite, quite recovered now, still made him strip him off and button him up every day, and the vaguely homoerotic weapon ( ... )
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:D GLAD YOU LIKED IT
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oh yes. awesomee zombieessss
*waves vaguely about* what Rachel said. I agree.
I suck at commenting on fics. here! have cookies! *goes to bed, now*
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COOKIES! \o/
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“Oh SHITBALLS,” Merlin yelped
I'm imagining Merlin saying this and it is the funniest thing ever.
“Which is why you’re going to protect me with your life and prevent anybody from snacking on my cerebellum.”
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. *pauses for breath* HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
or creepily interested old man
I just snorted IRL. It hurt.
“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” Gaius shouted
Oh god, this needs to happen.
then stepped over Merlin, where he lay sprawled on the floor having gone ass over tits after colliding with a stack of books
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE EVER. OF COURSE MERLIN WOULD TRIP OVER STRAIGHT AWAY. AND ASS OVER TITS NEEDS NO ELABORATION EXCEPT FOR "EPIC WIN."
“You’ve fucked it up, haven’t you?” Arthur called through the door
LOLOLOL. ARTHUR YOU BIG PUSSY. GET IN THERE AND HELP.
THIS WHOLE FIC IS A SHOT OF AWESOME ON FTW ICE.
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...Not that I'm complaining, mind. This was hilarious. A great way to start the day. ^_^
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Glad you enjoyed it! :)
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