Is it my job to make sure you don't see my penis or is it your job not to have an emotional reaction to seeing my penis?

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Do you usually have dick on the brain?

See title. I have a theory that the vast majority of people with testicles only ever get a nut shot once in their lives; afterwards, they will protect the package with fanatical zeal like they were crack addicts and were hiding the world's last few rocks inside their ball sacks ( Read more... )

Tennis anyone?

Do you have your own chair?

Poll The Curve of the Peen

So no more of this "opposite genitals" business - god has decided that they were really poorly designed and is going to renovate humanity's genital bits. Since he messed it up so badly the first time he's outsourcing this round, and - congratulations! - you're in charge of designing them! There can be as many sexes as you want (though societal ( Read more... )

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Is salad cream the same thing as Miracle Whip? I mean I know it's not mayonnaise, but it's made of eggs still, right? I don't know what it would be like if it's not Miracle Whip :P