What in the flying fuck is going on here? what is that green twisty thing?

Poll

here is an album of cocksucking just to keep this post in character

Poll

( can you drive a stick shift )

Do you have any sporting equipment about that you rarely use anymore?

Are you heading out anywhere interesting tonight?

When you sit down are you careful to ensure that nothing on the seat is going to stain your outfit?

Do you have anything hanging on your walls that is just a pattern and not a picture/painting of something?

Do you have your own chair?

I was recently given an office (grad student) and so I just started working there. Well, my girlfriend linked me to this (sfw) question, after which I soon clicked on a (clearly) NSFW link. I then realized that this was the first time I clicked on a nsfw link while actually at work. How often do you view nsfw links while at work?