Why must it always end in karaoke ( Read more... )

Asians on New Zealand TV.

Asians are frequent guest stars on non-fiction shows such as Highway Patrol and Filth Files. Our antics on these two very informative shows highlight two of our more licentious characteristics: bad driving, and an inability to keep a clean workspace. If you think our kitchens are bad, you should see our garages ( Read more... )

Screechy female customer tells me: Oh they build and open new Hervey Norman across road. Gonna be real big, you so many free customers!Oh right, so that's what's happening across the road. I thought it was some sort of art installation they'd been working on for the last year. And won't it be good to have free customers instead of having to pay ( Read more... )

You know what really pisses me off? Overprotective grandmothers that can't count.

INT. SHOPA young toddler waddles over to the beverages fridge. His Grandmother, standing at counter with groceries, sees him and shouts to the kid's parents ( Read more... )

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