Ok, I don't like hating on fellow writers, but seriously? I let it go when Twilight was published because vampires are all the rage, but Fifty Shades of Grey??? Someone wrote Twilight fan fiction, changed the names, made the guy not a vampire, and published it.

OMG.WTF.BBQ.

And the WORST part is I have read COUNTLESS fan fiction stories (mostly in ( Read more... )

I wanted to work on Spirit of Fire but FeanorMuse is missing, so I said to myself, "Self, you have other stories you can work on, other muses to help you write," and I took out Arandil, Princess of Mirkwood but LegolasMuse was gone too. And then I became very afraid ( Read more... )

I have hijacked Arandil's journal, because, being that I'm evil, that's the kind of thing I do.

But right now, I am so happy I could sing.

In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do right now. I'm going to sing. I'm going to sing in a way that is certainly not befitting a dark lord such as myself.

Ahem.

See that icon over yon, doo dah, doo ( Read more... )

Why I Should Be Allowed To Slash Beleg and Túrin
by Morgoth Bauglir

The following are all quotes from the Silmarillion and speak (mostly) for themselves. Please take a moment to consider them in your decision to not allow me to slash Beleg and Túrin. Thank you.

Point the first:
And Beleg answered: 'I will seek Túrin until I find him, and I will ( Read more... )

FeanorMuse: I have given you 700 more words. I would like my ForgeSmutTM now, please.

Me: *sigh* If I give you some ForgeSmutTM, will you help me finish this story?

FeanorMuse: Of course.

Me: Is that a promise?

FeanorMuse: Yes.

Me: Ok. Here goes.

ForgeSmutTM
by Arandil YáviëreOne day, Fëanor was walking through the Blessed Realm when he came ( Read more... )

FeanorMuse: Where's my ForgeSmutTM?

Me: What?

FeanorMuse: You said if I helped you write a present for your friend, you'd write me some ForgeSmutTM.

Me: You gave me 1600 words...

FeanorMuse: A formidable gift.

Me: But it's crap! I just typed what spewed forth! It just ends without an ending! I haven't even reread it yet, let alone edited or ( Read more... )

Shamelessly gakked from dawn_felagund and digdigil

The Rules

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

I too used Sil and LotR characters ( Read more... )

Ask one of my characters a question!

I'm changing the meme slightly.

You may ask one of my characters (canon or original) a question. You can ask as many questions as you like, of as many characters as you like. My characters have no secrets... *glares at Nihil's GrandfatherThe character (not me) will answer your question honestly, but perhaps ( Read more... )