Couldn't Be More Evilly Happy

[arandil13]

I have hijacked Arandil's journal, because, being that I'm evil, that's the kind of thing I do.

But right now, I am so happy I could sing.

In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do right now. I'm going to sing. I'm going to sing in a way that is certainly not befitting a dark lord such as myself.

Ahem.

See that icon over yon, doo dah, doo dah,
That there means that we have won, oh doo dah day!

Time to slash all night
Time to slash all day

Bet my money I'm-a slash Beleg
Cuz he and Túrin are gay!

Or, if you didn't like that one.

Beleg Strogbow had a man - E I E I O
And of that pair I wrote some slash - E I E I O
With a slash slash here and a slash slash there
Here a slash, there a slash
Everywhere a slash slash
Beleg Strongbow had a man - E I E I Ooooooooooooh

I'm not even close to done.

I'll be writing slash of Beleg, all the live long day,
I'll be writing slash of Beleg, just to pass the time away.
Can't you see the Túrin coming? (hee hee)
Rising up so early in the morn. (double hee hee)
Can't you here Beleg shouting, "Túrin blow my horn!" (OMGROFLMEAO)
Túrin won't you blow, Túrin won't you blow, Túrin won't you blow my hor-or-orn?
Túrin won't you blow, Túrin won't you blow, Túrin won't you blow my horn?

Beleg's in the bedroom with Túrin,
Beleg's in the bedroom I know-oh-oh-oh,
Beleg's in the bedroom with Túrin,
Slashy slashy slash slash slash!