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apiphile Jan 20, 2017 22:13

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anorexia, mental health, london, writing, computer issues, tattoos, something is wrong in my head, waaahmbulance

Kummerspeck binge immediately resolved itself into food poisoning; "date" did not occur because blah blah crazy (I forget if I already said); today I couldn't face being in my house but didn't want to see anyone so threw myself into the world and walked a lot and wrote a little and failed to manage even the most basic of interactions with friendly ( Read more... )

death, derek has the crazy, london, waaahmbulance

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apiphile Mar 11, 2015 15:24

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In Which the Blogger Acquires a Veg BoxI do not think I should be rewarded for walking two and a half miles by having to sit on a cold platform for 25 minutes, next time I shall know that if I'm out that early it's more prudent to continue walking most of the way home in the same time span ( Read more... )

blogs, food, links, waaahmbulance

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apiphile Aug 11, 2014 08:43

I definitely dreamed, as I was having quite an involved one I didn't want to leave when I woke up this morning, but thanks to the powers of the mighty sleeping tablet, I do not remember a damn thing about it (this is about 50% of the purpose of the mighty sleeping tablet, if I'm honest; it doesn't stop me dreaming but it produces mild night amnesia ( Read more... )

supernatural, pain, waaahmbulance

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apiphile Jan 15, 2012 19:45

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Making a dress, Des Anges fashionToday's activities ( Read more... )

friends, technology, unsolicited advice party, soon my cunt will bleed, london, links, lists, food, pubs, sunday, waaahmbulance

we were promised this land by someone who had no authority to promise it

apiphile Oct 18, 2011 08:59

Ever have one of those mornings where you get so wound up by conjecture based on past arguments that you end up vomiting? Just me? Thought so. I wish there was some sort of off-switch for other people's remembered opinions so that I could get the fuck on with, IDK, servicing my Id with terrible fanfic or whatever, but unfortunately my morning ( Read more... )

tv, young ones, rage, unwinnable arguments, waaahmbulance, miseophilos infestation

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apiphile Sep 13, 2010 23:58

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creative overreaction, dick-swinging contests, yes we have no social skills, martyrdom is a spectator sport, loving the sound of my own voice, deliberate weirdness, home, smile and be a villain, hurling stones from glass houses, maybe you'll learn something, stunning absence of your mom jokes, damn kids get off my lawn, actually i don't suck, she reads teh grauniad, writers are the opposite of people, semi-professional outcast, warning: i am a cunt, throwing up in my mouth, waaahmbulance, on being a shitty friend, annoyance, internet jesus, selfish bitch, the general public are dicks, you only wish i was joking, less important stuff, crush you with my rage, the revolution will be terrorised, rich inner life paltry outer one, insufferable asshat, slovos, snowflakey motherfucker, walking encyclopaedia of worthless knowl, let me tell you internet, miseophilos infestation, navel-inspection with electron microscop, deep shit is rather stinky, i'm doin' it wrong, avenging derek is rageful, just no fucking end to my whining, mild overreaction, masochism is not always the answer, give me the world i'll fix it, not better just different, dumb fuck brit, world's most boring shop dummy, staple your ugly mouth shut, popular on the internets, great big urbisexual, aww look she thinks she's clever, unwinnable arguments, unpopular opinions, london, you people are broken not me, books, snotty bitch so you don't have to be, seriously i have no life, go to the back of the class, ramble