1. I feel like ass ( Read more... )

I've had very little time today, despite getting up earlier than I expected and not taking as long at the gym as I'd allotted myself (made some good progress there in that I lifted some slightly heavier heavy things but my entire run more or less was filled with resentment and sore Achilles' tendons so it's probably a good thing that tomorrow is my ( Read more... )

Plan: I will go into town, it will be nice, I will buy Vaseline and Setsubun stuff and popcorn and rose dye for my hair and I will type up my writing and have a wander around ( Read more... )

Today's plans ( Read more... )

Things which are not fun ( Read more... )

Today's been difficult for stupid reasons ( Read more... )

Stuck my dick in the toaster somewhat over going out last night. Was psyched up at ready to be there at 8 (opening time), deflated a little waiting to get there to meet Ruthi (9.30), but figured the headache and lack of oomph could be managed with a cup of tea; hung around in King's Cross Station with said cup of tea (twice usual size and with two ( Read more... )

today i went to get fitted with contacts

the optician gave up trying to put them in and wrote “strong blink reflex” on a form and sent me to be taught how to put them in myself

i spent 40 minutes poking myself in the eye and finally got one in then spent ten minutes trying to get it out while the person teaching me hopelessly repeated “you’re doing ( Read more... )

Planning to do a whole THREE things today was a little ambitious of me. I managed two.

OneWent to the farmer's market, seething with custom, bought a brace of partridge, went up to Muswell Hill, acquired some vegetation, inflicted myself on Jess at work and was press-ganged into drawing a cat on someone's birthday card. Slogged back down the hill ( Read more... )

Poetry

the ruin of small thingsI want war. And riots. And everything to end. I want North Korea to nuke America. I want Russia to go apeshit and invade Europe. I want the disaffected and miserable in the UK to rise up and eat the fucking rich. I want everything to go more and more wrong until there is NOTHING LEFT. I want something that fits the ( Read more... )