I stuffed the world's smallest pumpkin for dinner. Be proud ( Read more... )

After a period of intense anger there comes a period of complete absence of any kind of fucks to give, which is emotionally pleasant but today has meant a lot of saying mean things to people and then having to immediately delete them for the sake of maintaining a quiet life. Boss informs me that we might be staying on a bit longer due to $ ( Read more... )

Today I took an executive decision to do fuck all, maybe read. So far I have watched a documentary on BBC4 about decay, which was exhilaratingly disgusting and involved slime mould being fabulous, among other things. I also managed, eventually, to drag myself out of the flat to buy booze and ran into my very pregnant neighbour, so I've actually had ( Read more... )

Life what is going on this is alarming ( Read more... )

A blindingly un-brilliant day buoyed up by the following ( Read more... )

Oh good grief I hate updating this. I am as always full of angry and contentious thoughts, which I will sideline in an attempt to avoid trouble with the no people reading this, and then I'll write something so boring that no one wants to comment on it anyway ( Read more... )

Proble-solving, Derek-style: "I could try to look into how I fix my long-standing self-esteem issues, or I could design t-shirts. T-SHIRTS." Or, apparently, faff with blog settings. Anything but what I was supposed to be doing.

(Jobs applied for: 2. Amounts of fucks I give: 0).

OH GOD NO DEREK WHY DO YOU NEED BETAS AGAIN?SORRY BABIES I NEED ( Read more... )

myhappyface and I are sure of the following things ( Read more... )

Cannot write for buggery at the moment. Every word is accompanied by hours of agonising and self-flagellation and research and whining. It is most unbecoming and intensely frustrating ( Read more... )

(Apparently I will do anything if it's not "what I'm meant to be doing")

• Ursula seducing/conning Ariel out of her voice (The Little Mermaid)
• Scar whipping the hyenas into a frenzy with promises of future plenty (The Lion King)
• When the Beast gives Belle her library (Beauty & The Beast)
• Ali's initial badass thief manoeuvres evading the guards (Aladdin)
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