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Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III
Pete is a brain chemistry experiment gone wrong. Undiagnosed professionally, but heavily medicated: he aquires and takes pills based on how he feels like feeling. Pete's more ideas than talent, more drive than sense, more bluff than strength, and more blood than sanity. He's a walking pill bottle with the cap just that little bit loose. Pete loves Patrick and believes in him harder than a priest believes in God; Patrick can do no wrong in Pete's eyes, and Patrick's fuck ups, rare though they are, tend to send Pete a little off his perch. Mercurial by nature, occasionally he'll forgive and forget things, and other times he'll hold a grudge and work it over and over until it becomes something sharp and angry and unforgiveable.
Pete found Patrick when Patrick was 15. They both have scars to remember their meeting by, as obvious and proudly displayed as wedding bands, but far more binding.
Joseph "JoeTroh" Trohman
Joe enjoys weed, occasional blowjobs, peanut butter and being petted, and not necessarily in that order. He's also pretty keen on inventing new ways to get more stoned, not being on Andy's bad side, and strip-Risk, which he always loses at. Pretty handy with a roll of tape, a better driver than most of the others, soft hands, soft smile, soft hair: Joe's the FOB you'd want to be your keeper, if you were ever on their wrong side. Joe doesn't kill people, and unlike the rest of his gang finds torture makes him feel pretty sick if he has to watch. He knows how to fire a gun, however, and isn't at all a bad shot. He can hold his own in a fight, a result of Pete and Patrick's occasional giggling tuition (not always helpful tuition as the fights tend to devolve into less serious demonstrations, and then Joe excuses himself).
Joe's been rolling with the FOB for quite some time after they (apparently accidentally) iced his dealer and left him holding an impressive stash.
Andy Hurley
Andy Hurley is a quietly agreeable, softly spoken, vaguely awkward vegan straightedge dude who says "um" a lot, likes animals, and enjoys hurting people for fun and profit. He also has more tattoos than pretty much anyone else ever who isn't actively in a freak show. His job is torture and he's very, very good at it, enough to have A Reputation. Once a Cobra and now wanted dead by them, Andy is the most recent FOB - although he's known Pete for years, he floated through a lot of stuff before he hooked up him officially. He's worked for the Ways, crashed and been burned with Gabe and the Cobras, done more dirty, odd, fucked up jobs than many. Most fucked up of all, by his own standards: he'd even briefly has a job at Burger King. Eventually he found himself back in Pete’s orbit, after Pete had met Patrick: there was something different in Pete that made Andy stick around. They needed Andy’s skill set to get places, and by the time Pete asked Andy to stay for real it wasn’t really a question; he woke up one morning and found he had no more back-up plans, no more fingers in pies, had robbed the Burger King with Pete, and realised that this was it: he has nothing to fall back on, but Pete, Patrick and Joe were there to catch him.
Andy is very deeply attatched to his weapon: a side folding knife. It's kept close enough at all times (sleeping, eating, killing, fucking) that it is practically part of his body.
Patrick Stump
Patrick is short, balding, and angel-baby-faced, continuing the theme of most of the FOB looking mostly harmless. He is exceptionally good at almost everything that can kill a person and loves all projectile weapons, guns and knives - but most of all is a prodigy when it comes to any kind of hand to hand fighting. He is the eye to Pete's storm and comes across as calm and collected; sometimes he is. However, he has a temper that ignites faster and runs hotter than a blowtorch, and thanks to proximity and baiting, Pete gets burned most often.
Patrick was an angry, messed up teen when he met Pete, fighting other angry, messed up teens in a parking lot for a painfully small amount of money he didn't need. He'd won his last match when Pete stepped in, and flattened Pete, even bloody mouthed and nearly worn out. Pete later told Patrick that he knew that he was special from the second he saw him-- a few weeks of stalking later for Patrick to gave in and threw his small, barely begun life into his school backpack and into the back of Pete's stolen car.
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swear_jar and me, bad tracing and alterations by me
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