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sing a sad song in a lonely place ( Read more... )

once again we prove that i lack the bare essensials neccecary to be a human FUCKING being, and a friend of mine put it best by saying that i am like a siren, luring others to their doom (ok, if not doom, than at least pain that nobody wants to happen) i feel like such an ass, and i dont understand what these people see in me that makes them go ( Read more... )

While searching online for a quicker, more efficient way to bake muffins, Chuck Norris encountered the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google. Taking this as a snide remark, Chuck Norris proceeded to destroy the search engine and fourteen orphanages for good measure. Chuck Norris is the only known man to have roundhouse kicked a search engine.

HURRAH1!11!!!, this looks like it is going to be a good week, a friend regained, not much work, and i have some cash to throw around!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?
Stem sell research.

went to new orleans for christmas and here is what hit me the hardest ( Read more... )

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried ( Read more... )

i feel bad, the day before i have all this stuff to do and here i am stuck doing it, horrible, jsut horrible

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?
She went out with the tide.

so yeah, Charis was going over to my house when her heater breaks, and her windshield ices over so bad she cant see...so she is stuck on teh side of dessau, not on any shoulder, in the left lane with her hazard on, so i drive down there, and drive her car back to my house, 2 miles, with my HEAD OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW, so i get home and my glasses ( Read more... )

todays forecast says that at 10, the temp SOARS to 40 and then drops from there, so here is what i am wearing in protest...
1 HIDEOUS Hawian Shirt
2 Ocean Pacific Sandals
1 Pair of extremely worn in shorts

SCREW YOU WEATHER!