Title: Raikiri
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Kakuzu reflects on a day. Second person fic.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 393
Genre: Fluff
For: Everyone who wants Chapter 333 to die a horrible, horrible death.
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!
Author's Note: Spoilers for 333.

( You kill, you scheme, you find another way to make more money without selling your partner’s body for sex. )

Title: Two Words (Fuck Me)
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: "They both knew that it would take two words to make it all explode..."
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 289
Genre: Smut/Drama
For: naruto100 weekly challenge - take a walk on the wild side
Pairing: Orochimaru/Anko

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( He remembers how those two words were presented to him - in a hot, horny whisper that smudged red lipstick onto his ear. )

Title: Of Mice And Snakes
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Anko comes to ask her sensei for something, and leaves with more (and less) than she bargained for.
Rating: PG for creepyness and topless/stripping Oreo-biscuit
Word Count: 540 - WHUT? (Yeah, we were shocked)
Genre: General/Drama/UST
Pairing: Implied Orochimaru/Anko

Disclaimer: STILL don't own ( Read more... )

Title: Rapture
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Art is a bang.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 105
Genre: Poetry/Romance
For: naruto100 weekly challenge - Poetry
Pairing: Deidara/Tobi

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( if paint should capture this, the artist lies. )

Title: Thanatos
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan hates, and he wishes. He is a person, after all.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 463
Genre: Angst
Pairing: Implied Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!
( *still too lazy to bold* )

Title: Words (Might Tell You Tonight)
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: It was a first day
Rating: PG for a little BL
Word Count: 498 (O__O)
For: naruto100
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: Orochimaru/Yakushi Kabuto

Disclaimer: Not mine. Inspired by Scissor Sister's Might Tell You Tonight (if you look, I've used every line in there XD).

( Why yes, I *am* too lazy to bold! )

Title: //
Fandom: Naruto/Harry Potter
Summary: Orochimaru is reunited with her child
Rating: R
Genre: Crack/Smut
Pairing: Giant Squid/Female!Orochimaru/Uchiha Sasuke

Disclaimer: Naruto and HP = not mine

( Oh bother. )

Title: //
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan as a child. Enough said
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/Angst
Pairing: Hidan/Sensei if you squint.

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine

( Because it’s the Jashin faith. Total destruction. )

Title: Gardening
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Uchiha Itachi is a genius. And a child.
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour
Pairing:

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine

( Uchiha Itachi was smiling! )

Title: The Name On The Assignment
Fandom: Naruto/-FAKE-
Summary: Team 7 are on a mission in America. Sasuke screws up.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama
Pairing: Dee Laytner/Ryo Maclean and implied Uzumaki Naruto/Uchiha Sasuke

Disclaimer: Naruto and FAKE = not mine

( He took out a civilian, Sakura! )