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So, I'm now nearly 1/2 of the way through the University of Tampa Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing January 2014 Residency (wordy enough for ya?), which is my 3rd residency, the beginning of my 3rd semester, and wow, I'm going to graduate in a year-ish!  Fortunately, this program only lasts for 2 years (plus a month).  But, unfortunately, ( Read more... )

LEXIPHILES:      WHOEVER PUT THESE TOGETHER LOVES LANGUAGE ( Read more... )

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my new-ish obsession: funny (and often inappropriate) incorrect test answers


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What is the chief cause of divorce?
Marriage

When a star in the sky suddenly brightens and then fades gradually over several years, what is likely happening in the star's life cycle?
It's probably having a hot flash and is going through menopause.

CAUSE: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day.
EFFECT:
He is a BIG NERD.

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Define electronegativity.
The vibe robots give off when they're in a bad mood.

What causes earthquakes?
Fat kids chasing the ice cream truck.

What are there rings around Saturn?
God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Explain how energy is lost during an energy conversion.
Thinking about an energy conversion is so boring that I completely run out of energy ( Read more... )