my new-ish obsession: funny (and often inappropriate) incorrect test answers


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What is the chief cause of divorce?
Marriage

When a star in the sky suddenly brightens and then fades gradually over several years, what is likely happening in the star's life cycle?
It's probably having a hot flash and is going through menopause.

CAUSE: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day.
EFFECT:
He is a BIG NERD.

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Define electronegativity.
The vibe robots give off when they're in a bad mood.

What causes earthquakes?
Fat kids chasing the ice cream truck.

What are there rings around Saturn?
God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Explain how energy is lost during an energy conversion.
Thinking about an energy conversion is so boring that I completely run out of energy ( Read more... )

Anna is trying to decide what to have for lunch in the cafeteria. She can choose 1 entree and 2 side dishes. There are 4 available entrees and 8 available side dishes. How many different combinations are possible for Anna's lunch?
None. She has severe food allergies and can only eat oatmeal.

A polygon is:
A man who has many wives

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What people live in the Po Valley?
Po' people

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?
Whoa!

Explain why the population increased so much in nineteenth century Britain.
It was a very sexy time.

Describe a major social movement from the twentieth century and its effects.The Great Bowel Movement of the 1950's left the populace ( Read more... )

Correct the error in the sentence: The girl were extraordinarily intelligent.
The boy were extremely intelligent.

Name two plays by William Shakespeare.
Romeo and Juliet

Correct the sentence: The toast was drank in silence.
The toast was eat in silence.

Name three relative pronouns.
My aunt, my uncle, and my brother.

Define caucus.
A dead animal.

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Describe the bonding of SO2
It's pretty awesome.

Alice places a prepared slide on her microscope, but when she looks into it, she can't see anything.  Suggest one reason why not.
She is blind.

How would you keep wine from turning into vinegar?
Drink it.

A liter is
A nest of puppies.

When a child swallows a cleaning product, why is milk often given?
To make ( Read more... )

Can a man still reproduce with only one testicle?
No, girls don't find that attractive.

Name the largest bone in your body.
Franklin Witherston III.

The early sexual maturity of children and the subsequent shortening of childhood is caused by:
Michael Jackson.

Give the meaning of the term "caesarean section."
It's a district in Rome.

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Okay, so three good things happened (to me) during Honors Seminar today ( Read more... )

Oh my gosh, this is so amazing: I don't have any final exams, aaah!! Okay, I'm not trying to brag or anything, and I certainly don't want to jinx it (you nver know), but this is pretty sweet. So, today in my Honors Seminar, we decided--by voting as a class--that we'd have the option of not taking the final exam, and in that case our midterm exam ( Read more... )