*ahem* Well, that post I promised, it's gonna be sometime over the weekend or next week. With a somewhat shoddy excuse, there is an awful lot of source material to sift through and internal monologue creation to do.

So, I bring you a satirical passage from the book A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. After encountering a young man named ( Read more... )

The Bitchy Waiter is a often hilarious blog. I mean, if you're a waiter I'm sure you can derive extra enjoyment,  but for real just being able to read someone bitch about the type of people who really annoy you is therapeutic. But it has made me terrified of restaurants and the "shady" things that go on. AKA as revenge of the server. Although, ( Read more... )

I know the horror that is plot bunnies now. I am also uncertain whether this action I'm experiencing is squee!shaking or shivering in fright. However, it's also occured to me that I've never ACTUALLY posted any fic, despite being all talk. Well, it appears a remedy is to come soon, but not at a worse time. The thing is, I'm terribly behind in ( Read more... )

I've been catching up on mah Comedy Central and can I just say, the Jimmy Fallon/Stephen Colbert ice cream wars were hilarious, but John Stewart coming out so nonchalantly. I LOST IT! Just his puppy dog face, standing swinging his bat. The bat for poking diabetics, because he's not a doctor. Excellent delivery from everyone involved on all the ( Read more... )

It's been a insanely awesome and stressful busy December! Have a happy 2011. I miss the holidays already. And lookee, my new iPod Touch takes photos!

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( I have a realization about a certain guest recently on Colbert. )

Five totally deep, answers will effect our understanding of the universe type of questions from surreallifehero .

1)Why isn't Fake News RPF? Where do you draw the line?

As long as one of the two is a character I don't mind so much. So "Stephen", "Bobby" and "Tad" with anyone else is totally okay with me. Nor do I mind doing it within the spectrum of Fake News ( Read more... )

IT'S SO FREAKIN COLD. It's like Mother Nature suddenly woke up from siesta and was all oh, shit frogot to make it fall, let's add two weeks of rain and drop the temperature 35 degrees in a weekend.

FROM WIKIALITY (COLBERT WIKI):
Rumor also has it that John Stewart is incredibly attracted to Dr. Colbert, as is to be expected from anyone who comes ( Read more... )

I'm taking nomination on what to name my drawing tablet (black Wacom Bamboo Medium) and iPod touch (purple iPhone Case 2G 8 gb). My other electronics are  Elijah (Eli), Mycroft (Myke) and Cornelius (Neil). So anything in that vein, if you can understand the logic behind it. I know I can't. ;)

Extra long ramblings behind ze cut of doom.

( If You Can Guess Where the Title Comes From You Can Get a Cookie )