First: Hart Hanson, stop saying David Boreanaz has swine flu.  Not funny, dude.  At all.

Second: PRETTY MUCH done with the awesome steampunk Halloween costume of awesomeness!  I redid the hat today (needed feathers, but the best place for them is Hobby Lobby, which was closed yesterday), this week I plan to finish my Penny-farthing necklace, and ( Read more... )

First, last night's crazy dream: OK, it was Bones...but, like, they were all in college. Together. Except Booth, who was all blue-collar cop-dude (and who was traumatized because his brother had just died--apparently I have some rage with Jared), but he was still there. Oh, and Sam Carter was the scientist in charge of the lab. And I do remember ( Read more... )

DUDE.  Last weekend my mom & I went to JewFest (the Jewish Food Festival, which I've helpfully shortened to JewFest...because it's more fun to say) so that I could find an older, sterile, orphaned Jew husband, and I put a bid on 6 months of martial arts lessons in the silent auction.  My bid? $25.  AND I WON.  I GET 6 MONTHS OF MARTIAL ARTS LESSONS ( Read more... )

First: OMGWTF Blood Oath romance novel cover? Oh DEAR. OH DEAR.

Second: ( Chuck )

Idea of Today: Stargate SG-1/Bones crossover in which a body is found...Brennan's does an autopsy & finds something strange...a goa'uld.  So Homeworld Security (read: Jack) sends Sam (and Daniel?) to help smooth things over.  Much amusement ensues.

...this has probably been done, right?

Dude, I didn't realize Studio 60 is on hulu now!  YAYZ!

Ran ( Read more... )

May be the funniest ever.

Of course, Booth's funeral was, at first, very upsetting.

But the whole bath thing cracked me the fuck up.  Also: Booth listens to Social Distortion.  Booth is awesome.

ZACK!

No...nonono, please don't be Hodgins.  PLEASE.  I <3 Hodgins.

Well crap, I didn't mean to make it Zack...

What the hell, man?!  WHAT THE HELL?!

Damn, it's ( Read more... )

Thing the First: there may be very good reasons that many many people here are dieting.  Today, our accounting department shared the following "snack" with the rest of the building: glazed donut, topped with chocolate hard shell TOPPED WITH vanilla ice cream TOPPED WITH chocolate syrup AND rainbow sprinkles.  I'm in a diabetic coma just thinking ( Read more... )

 Dear Rest-of-the-World,

I am jealous of your trains.  Had we trains here like you do there, I could take a quick train to Austin, not have to sell my kidney for gas money, and be a happy monkey.  Sadly: no trains, thus...sad monkey.

<3s, Me

P.S.
Fangirling = I R Doin' it Rong!

I want Booth to be whumped every episode.  Seriously, my two favorite ( Read more... )

 My first bike-to-work day worked BEAUTIFULLY!  Left about 6:15, arrived at work shortly after 7:00 for a shower, etc.  It was actually a lovely morning, nice and cool...low 70's (ahhh!)  And I didn't get run over, which is always a plus.  I do, however, need either a) new batteries for my headlight or b) a new headlight altogether.

Left work about ( Read more... )

Oh The Twit pisses me off!!  She calls this week in her "I'm so superior, condescending bitch" voice and says that we have to cancel the Offer Session because we haven't given notice.  Um, no, cuz I already sent the invite.  I didn't copy you on the email, which is my bad, but don't automatically assume that we're going to do it your way when you ( Read more... )