"HULK SMASH!"
Oh The Twit pisses me off!! She calls this week in her "I'm so superior, condescending bitch" voice and says that we have to cancel the Offer Session because we haven't given notice. Um, no, cuz I already sent the invite. I didn't copy you on the email, which is my bad, but don't automatically assume that we're going to do it your way when you didn't even show up for the god damned meeting that YOU said was the best time FOR YOU. So we finally get that squared away, and I call her tonight to see if she can bring a drink & some ice. I've got snacks, and I'd do it but I'm coming straight from work. I ask, very nicely, if she'd mind and she sighs like I'm asking for her kidney: "Oh, you are asking at the wrong time." "That's fine," I say, "if not I'll stop and pick some up after work." "No," she says, and I can HEAR her hand being put melodramatically to her forehead, "it's fine. I need to contribute." FUCK YOU. If you don't want to, or can't, THEN JUST SAY SO. Don't act like I'm demanding the world of you. It's a fucking drink and some ice. And I CALLED because you have a weird habit of not getting my emails, or not getting them until too late.
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Second period of the month. JOY. Perhaps this is why The Twit is pissing me off more than usual, but I doubt it. Went to the Dr. today and he said it was probably just the Pill screwing with my hormones. Easy for him to say, he hasn't been bleeding for TWO FUCKING WEEKS. So he put me on iron pills. Yay. On a related note, I've discovered that Tampax Pearl tampons are amazing. I've always hated tampons before, but these don't suck. So there: my public service announcement for the day.* * *
Wow was this episode on crack. I mean, REALLY.
Sea Monkeys & Spam, Zack is going to Iraq(?!), Max punched Booth in the balls, Bones has a family again, Angela and Hodgins ALMOST got married, and ZZ TOP FTW.
Dammit, now I have to wait 3 months for the next new eppie. I shall cry in to my ice cream. Yes, I'm eating ice cream. Shut up, I've earned it.
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Second period of the month. JOY. Perhaps this is why The Twit is pissing me off more than usual, but I doubt it. Went to the Dr. today and he said it was probably just the Pill screwing with my hormones. Easy for him to say, he hasn't been bleeding for TWO FUCKING WEEKS. So he put me on iron pills. Yay. On a related note, I've discovered that Tampax Pearl tampons are amazing. I've always hated tampons before, but these don't suck. So there: my public service announcement for the day.* * *
Wow was this episode on crack. I mean, REALLY.
Sea Monkeys & Spam, Zack is going to Iraq(?!), Max punched Booth in the balls, Bones has a family again, Angela and Hodgins ALMOST got married, and ZZ TOP FTW.
Dammit, now I have to wait 3 months for the next new eppie. I shall cry in to my ice cream. Yes, I'm eating ice cream. Shut up, I've earned it.