( cut for picture of person with red skin, goat horns, cloven hooves, and tufted tail sitting on a swing and looking way too happy to be wearing a dress )

I have sectioned out my copy of Moby-Dick, and it looks like I can finish this Rant in four more posts. The end of October draws nigh...

Some of you may have noticed I skipped Chapter 98: Stowing Down and Cleaning Up. While this oversight was purely accidental, I can assure you absolutely nothing of value was lost. If it's really bugging you, SparkNotes can help you out.

And now, on with the show.

Chapter 94: A Squeeze of the Hand is the chapter everyone points out as being incredibly gay, but I disagree because I enjoy being contrary.

Basically, Ishmael loves sperm.

The chapters in Moby Dick seem to follow a sort of pattern. Typically, three chapters of Ishmael babbling about science or history will go by before we get one chapter of plot that makes the whole thing worthwhile. If this ratio could be reversed, I would greatly appreciate it.

Essay, essay, essay... PLOT!

Below this cut is a review of 3 chapters, plus a picture of two naked dudes cuddling. NSFW, you have been warned.

Best chapter? Best chapter.

2x Homestuck fanarts
1x OCs
1x genderbent mainstream superhero(ine)

( no1curr )

Someone once told me that the best way to ensure that no one reads your posts is to post on the weekend. Let's test this theory, shall we?

1x comic
1x Homestuck fanart
1x commission

( Where doing this man. Where making this hapen. )

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