art dump!
Someone once told me that the best way to ensure that no one reads your posts is to post on the weekend. Let's test this theory, shall we?
1x comic
1x Homestuck fanart
1x commission
First up, comic strip!
[Image description: A four-panel comic strip.
First panel shows a young man with a mohawk and glasses sitting in front of a laptop with a drawing tablet attached to it. He is eating a lime green popsicle. The text reads, "Step 1. Eat lime popsicle." There is a sound effect reading "om nom nom"
Second panel shows the same young man sitting in front of the same laptop; the stick to the popsicle he was eating in the last panel is now off to the side, and his attention is focused on the tablet and the laptop. The text reads, "Step 2. Forget you ate lime popsicle."
Third panel shows the same young man standing in front of a sink and a mirror, leaning forward and sticking his tongue out at his reflection. The text reads, "Step 3. Look in mirror, notice lips and tongue have turned green." There is a sound effect reading, "bleh?"
Fourth panel shows the same young man holding both hands to the sides of his head with an expression of open-mouthed panic on his face. The text reads, "Step 4. Have the stupidest moment of panic in your life." The young man is saying, "OH GOG, I'M TURNING INTO A HOMESTUCK TROLL!"
The entire strip is very, very funny.]
Next up, Homestuck!
[Image description: A picture of the character Gamzee from the webcomic Homestuck. He is a troll, which means he looks like a human teenager with gray skin, a pair of red/orange/yellow horns on his head, a mop of unruly black hair, yellow eyes, and purple fingernails. He is standing slightly slumped forward with a dazed and mildly amused expression on his face. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a purple Capricorn symbol on it, black pants with gray spots all over them, and purple shoes. His face is painted like a black-and-white clown and he is holding a black bicycle horn. All in all, he looks incredibly dopey.]
Gamzee is one of my top three favorite trolls. (The other two are Equius and Tavros. I tried to pick just one favorite but it didn't work out because they are all amazing.)
In related news, help I am obsessed with a crappy webcomic about people who can't type.
Third and final picture is a commission from Jesse on behalf of Rah. (Again, click to make it bigger.) It's their RP characters Adam Gage (left) and Rufus Jasper Griffin (right). The gist of the situation is that magic has just returned to the world, so the cows on Adam's farm have gone all wacky and Rufus is TOTES EXCITE about it, which I can completely relate to. Also: gay fairies dressed for clubbing. Because WHY NOT.
[Image description: The scene is a cow pasture. In the foreground are two young men in their twenties. They are holding hands. The man on the left (Adam) is taller and leaner, and is smiling in an indulgent fashion. He is being led along by the man on the right (Rufus), who is shorter and pudgier and wearing a pink t-shirt with an upside-down Triforce on the front and the slogan "HYLIAN PRIDE." It is an incredibly clever shirt and everyone should aspire to own it, copyright infringement be damned. Anyway, Rufus is mid-stride, one knee up in the air and the opposite foot barely on the ground, and he is pointing excitedly at a cow. There is a speech bubble above his head with a chibi-cow in it, followed by several exclamation points. Also in the foreground are six tiny fairies, all dressed like gay men going clubbing, all clustered around Adam. One is riding on his shoulder, one is holding his free hand, one is riding on his boot, and one is diving into his pocket. The rest are just floating around. The background of the image contains ten dairy cows, each slightly off. From left to right, we have
- a light blue cow with dark blue spots
- a light purple cow with dark purple spots and big feathery wings
- a brown cow with a long snake's tongue
- a brown cow with six legs
- a red cow with horns and a devil's tail
- a cow with square spots in red, yellow, and blue
- a cow with rainbow spots
- a white cow with a unicorn's horn
- a white cow covered in tiny pink hearts
- a white cow with black zebra stripes]
If it's not already clear, this commission was ridiculous amounts of fun to do, A++, would draw again.
And if you would like to commission me, my commission info is right here!
1x comic
1x Homestuck fanart
1x commission
First up, comic strip!
[Image description: A four-panel comic strip.
First panel shows a young man with a mohawk and glasses sitting in front of a laptop with a drawing tablet attached to it. He is eating a lime green popsicle. The text reads, "Step 1. Eat lime popsicle." There is a sound effect reading "om nom nom"
Second panel shows the same young man sitting in front of the same laptop; the stick to the popsicle he was eating in the last panel is now off to the side, and his attention is focused on the tablet and the laptop. The text reads, "Step 2. Forget you ate lime popsicle."
Third panel shows the same young man standing in front of a sink and a mirror, leaning forward and sticking his tongue out at his reflection. The text reads, "Step 3. Look in mirror, notice lips and tongue have turned green." There is a sound effect reading, "bleh?"
Fourth panel shows the same young man holding both hands to the sides of his head with an expression of open-mouthed panic on his face. The text reads, "Step 4. Have the stupidest moment of panic in your life." The young man is saying, "OH GOG, I'M TURNING INTO A HOMESTUCK TROLL!"
The entire strip is very, very funny.]
Next up, Homestuck!
[Image description: A picture of the character Gamzee from the webcomic Homestuck. He is a troll, which means he looks like a human teenager with gray skin, a pair of red/orange/yellow horns on his head, a mop of unruly black hair, yellow eyes, and purple fingernails. He is standing slightly slumped forward with a dazed and mildly amused expression on his face. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a purple Capricorn symbol on it, black pants with gray spots all over them, and purple shoes. His face is painted like a black-and-white clown and he is holding a black bicycle horn. All in all, he looks incredibly dopey.]
Gamzee is one of my top three favorite trolls. (The other two are Equius and Tavros. I tried to pick just one favorite but it didn't work out because they are all amazing.)
In related news, help I am obsessed with a crappy webcomic about people who can't type.
Third and final picture is a commission from Jesse on behalf of Rah. (Again, click to make it bigger.) It's their RP characters Adam Gage (left) and Rufus Jasper Griffin (right). The gist of the situation is that magic has just returned to the world, so the cows on Adam's farm have gone all wacky and Rufus is TOTES EXCITE about it, which I can completely relate to. Also: gay fairies dressed for clubbing. Because WHY NOT.
[Image description: The scene is a cow pasture. In the foreground are two young men in their twenties. They are holding hands. The man on the left (Adam) is taller and leaner, and is smiling in an indulgent fashion. He is being led along by the man on the right (Rufus), who is shorter and pudgier and wearing a pink t-shirt with an upside-down Triforce on the front and the slogan "HYLIAN PRIDE." It is an incredibly clever shirt and everyone should aspire to own it, copyright infringement be damned. Anyway, Rufus is mid-stride, one knee up in the air and the opposite foot barely on the ground, and he is pointing excitedly at a cow. There is a speech bubble above his head with a chibi-cow in it, followed by several exclamation points. Also in the foreground are six tiny fairies, all dressed like gay men going clubbing, all clustered around Adam. One is riding on his shoulder, one is holding his free hand, one is riding on his boot, and one is diving into his pocket. The rest are just floating around. The background of the image contains ten dairy cows, each slightly off. From left to right, we have
- a light blue cow with dark blue spots
- a light purple cow with dark purple spots and big feathery wings
- a brown cow with a long snake's tongue
- a brown cow with six legs
- a red cow with horns and a devil's tail
- a cow with square spots in red, yellow, and blue
- a cow with rainbow spots
- a white cow with a unicorn's horn
- a white cow covered in tiny pink hearts
- a white cow with black zebra stripes]
If it's not already clear, this commission was ridiculous amounts of fun to do, A++, would draw again.
And if you would like to commission me, my commission info is right here!