Memo

To: Josh
Re: Your Music, Sexual Orientation Thereof

While I must admit that your music manages to be both screamy and emo (quite the feat; also, hasn't the vocalist hurt his vocal cords yet? Doesn't screaming that off-key for three minutes straight hurt?) neither particular desirable traits in my most humble opinion, unless it engages in ( Read more... )

Dear neighbour mine:

You are among the whitest of white guys. As such, your truck does not need tribal decals.

No, seriously.

Dear colleges ( Read more... )

Dearest mother mine:

Thanks ever so for insisting on watching your movie in the computer room while I've been trying to finish my paper. It's not at all distracting, really. Actually, I quite enjoy the continual background noise - what on earth would I do if concentrating on my work was easy, gods forbid!

Your appreciative daughter,
Emily

My long-suffering history friends ( Read more... )

Bloody hell, eight in the morning is too early for me to have to be pulling your untrained, badly socialized bulldogs off my puppy. It's not even as if this were the first time - surprise surprise, when you let them ride in an open truck past my house every day with no restraints and clearly no training. And honestly, I could care less what your ( Read more... )

Amy -

Will be there ASAP, but probably no sooner. Apologies. (I don't usually run late!)

Hugs and kisses and I do hope you got your vampire fangs,
Emily

My sincerest thanks, Ms. Rowling. Thank you for a book that did not make me cry - what is crying? Commonplace. Nothing. But thank you for a book that made me laugh and love, pity and hate - all the things that make the fact that I've not slept for a day now fine. Thank you for that elation, pure joy in that most insanely darkest of early hours, for ( Read more... )

To: Megan
Re: Caesar

Our parents are never going to be able to see this ever. You know that, right?

(I mean, it'd be better than All My Apostles, I guess - Oops, mortally offended millions of Christians there - sorry, won't do it again! - but I've got the feeling about explanations... Something about recreation of the life of Julius Caesar in an ( Read more... )

To: Melissa, Chelsey, Amy (?), anyone else who might be helping on the religion study guide questions ( Read more... )