Dear catlings,

I'm looking at both of you. Yes you, Tabbi Kat, and you, Jenny Cat.

When I go downstairs I don't mind seeing you entertaining yourselves playing football. What I do mind is you using a cherry tomato as the ball.

Please use the toys you have been provided with. Amongst them you will find suitable balls.

Your, fruitless,

CatMum.

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"Umm," thinks Alice, "I want a bacon sandwich."
"Stupid girl. You are already full of cake." The voice in the back of the head whispers in reply.

That's apart from the fact that there is!no!bacon.

I pulled a lump1 of Dexter beef out of the freezer on Tuesday afternoon. The plan being to cook it yesterday for dinner. However, as plans went somewhat astray, I had pizza last night instead ( Read more... )

Well metaphorically speaking anyway.

I know you've all been dutifully ignoring the posts on my feeble attempts in the gym. As you have all been ignoring things you will of course have missed that I've started swimming again.

I'm actually surprising myself by the fact that I'm enjoying ploughing up and down the pool clocking up the lengths. I'm ( Read more... )

I decided last night to have a take away, this is not unusual for a Friday night. So, I nipped out rather late (9:45) to get it. Popped into one of the local curry emporia and ordered a Lamb Jalfrezi and Garlic Naan ( Read more... )

I have been known to rant about silliness like:

"Warning: may contain nuts" on bags of peanuts.

But today, I picked up from the stupormarket some "keep in cupboard for when I'm too tired to cook" food which bears the following on the back of the bag ( Read more... )

I've just phoned the docs to get the results of the glucose tolerance test that was done a couple of weeks ago. It took a bit of prompting to get the actual figures out of them. The 2hour glucose level is the blood glucose level 2 hours after a vile glucose drink.

Units
Early Aug '07
15th Aug '07

Reference

Fasting ( Read more... )

I decided it was time to sort the kitchen cupboards out. Prompted by the need to get a tin of coconut milk out, which was stuffed at the back of a shelf. So, I drag everything off the shelves of the one where the tins/bottles are. As I'm doing that I'm sorting the stuff into "Best Before" date order ( Read more... )