It's so fucking hot here that my eyelids are sweating. How gross is that? Blinking feels nasty. Too. Hot. Must. Cool. Down.
According to the thermometer it's "fucking boiling". But the worst thing...?
I think I might have Dave's Syndrome.
No! Don't laugh! I may end up bouncing up and down on a car wearing only a leather thong any second! Won't
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