If I freeze to death, you guys can have my Megadeath collection
Oh yeah, and our boiler broke. So it's stupidly cold here and we have no heating. Yay! And by "Yay!" I mean "Bugger, it's cold."
I'm wearing two hoodies and some fingerless gloves. And I am FREEZING.
And yes, I did just realise that I made it sound like the reason I'm cold is because my lower half is naked. I don't care! I'm not going back to fix it. My fingers may drop off.
...in hindsight, using my laptop in bed might have been a better idea than sitting at my desktop. *Facepalms* But at least I'm pretty, right? Right? ...right?
The fixing dude is coming tomorrow to fix it. If I were in porn, I would be expecting kinky sex on the floor of the kitchen. As I'm not in porn, I'm going to keep something heavy nearby in case HE thinks he's in porn.
For now, though, I'm going to bury myself under a duvet and sleep it out, bitches. Send me warm thoughts.
I'm wearing two hoodies and some fingerless gloves. And I am FREEZING.
And yes, I did just realise that I made it sound like the reason I'm cold is because my lower half is naked. I don't care! I'm not going back to fix it. My fingers may drop off.
...in hindsight, using my laptop in bed might have been a better idea than sitting at my desktop. *Facepalms* But at least I'm pretty, right? Right? ...right?
The fixing dude is coming tomorrow to fix it. If I were in porn, I would be expecting kinky sex on the floor of the kitchen. As I'm not in porn, I'm going to keep something heavy nearby in case HE thinks he's in porn.
For now, though, I'm going to bury myself under a duvet and sleep it out, bitches. Send me warm thoughts.