Fangirls' Guide 2008-9: Part 5
The final group in the 2008 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:
Sampdoria
Siena
Torino
Udinese
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here, Part Two (Chievo, Fiorentina, Genoa and Inter) is here, Part Three (Juventus, Lazio, Lecce and Milan) here, and Part Four (Napoli, Palermo, Reggina and Roma) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
SAMPDORIA
www.sampdoria.it
Portieri
Luca Castellazzi
D.o.B.: 19.07.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Vincenzo Fiorillo
D.o.B.: 13.01.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Mirante
D.o.B.: 08.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Pietro Accardi
D.o.B.: 12.09.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jonathan Bottinelli
D.o.B.: 14.09.84 - 24
Appearance: 0 points Meep.
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 2 points
Hugo Campagnaro
D.o.B.: 27.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Daniele Gastaldello
D.o.B.: 25.06.83 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stefano Lucchini
D.o.B.: 02.10.80 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mirko Pieri
D.o.B.: 24.07.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Gennaro Delvecchio
D.o.B.: 25.03.78 - 30
Appearance: 0 points
Caps:10 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Dessena
D.o.B.: 10.05.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point [It would have been a two were it not for the hairdo. I can't, in all conscience, give a two to a mullet.]
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Franceschini
D.o.B.: 13.01.76 - 32 [Someone uses Oil of Ulay, then.]
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nenad Krsticic
D.o.B.: 03.09.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Marco Padalino
D.o.B.: 08.12.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Angelo Palombo
D.o.B.: 25.09.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Paolo Sammarco
D.o.B.: 17.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marius Stankevičius
D.o.B.: 15.07.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 38 2 points
Nationality: Lithuanian 1 point
Reto Ziegler
D.o.B.: 16.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Attacanti
Claudio Bellucci
D.o.B.: 31.05.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Emiliano Bonazzoli
D.o.B.: 20.01.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Cassano
D.o.B.: 12.07.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Bruno Fornaroli
D.o.B.: 07.09.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Guido Marilungo
D.o.B.: 09.08.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mattia Mustacchio [Let me get this right. This poor kid's name is Matthew Moustache? *pats*]
D.o.B.: 17.05.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Walter Mazzarri
D.o.B.: 01.10.61 - 46
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
77 out of a possible 150 points = 51%
SIENA
www.acsiena.it
Portieri
Gianluca Curci
D.o.B.: 12.07.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Dimitrios Eleftheropoulos
D.o.B.: 07.08.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point [I am not joking. Check this out.]
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Greek 1 point
Anssi Jaakkola
D.o.B.: 13.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Finniah 1 point
Difensori
Nicola Belmonte
D.o.B.: 15.04.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jardini Brandão
D.o.B.: 09.10.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Rodrigo de Lazzari
D.o.B.: 10.12.80 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Lorenzo del Prete
D.o.B.: 08.08.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Ficagna
D.o.B.: 23.02.81 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cosmin Moți
D.o.B.: 03.02.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 24 1 point
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Daniele Portanova
D.o.B.: 17.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Rossettini
D.o.B.: 09.05.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Rossi
D.o.B.: 07.11.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Juan Camilo Zuñíga
D.o.B.: 14.12.85 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Centrocampisti
Ahmed Barusso
D.o.B.: 26.12.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Ghanain 0 points
Paul Codrea
D.o.B.: 04.04.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 36 2 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Manuel Coppola
D.o.B.: 11.05.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Galloppa
D.o.B.: 15.05.85 - 23
Appearance: 0 points *blinks*
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Lukas Jarolim
D.o.B.: 29.07.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Houssine Kharja
D.o.B.: 09.11.82 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Moroccan 0 points
Manuel Mancini
D.o.B.: 26.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Douglas Packer
D.o.B.: 13.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Gianluca Sansone
D.o.B.: 12.05.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Maximiliano Re
D.o.B.: 23.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Simone Vergassola
D.o.B.: 25.07.76 - 32
Appearance: 0 points Please, for the love of Pete, would you take your grim George Michael impression and BUGGER OFF TO ANOTHER LEAGUE?
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Zito
D.o.B.: 06.06.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Emanuele Calaiò
D.o.B.: 08.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fernando Forestieri
D.o.B.: 15.01.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian [he has Italian U19 caps] 2 points
Mario Frick
D.o.B.: 07.09.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 79 2 points
Nationality: Liechstenstein-ian 1 point
Abdelkader Ghezzal
D.o.B.: 05.12.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Massimo Maccarone
D.o.B.: 06.09.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Marco Giampaolo
D.o.B.: 02.08.67 - 41
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: points
Years Coached: 0 0 points [and, given that he was sacked by the Sardines when they were propping up the bottom of the table in January, I don't hold out too much hope. *blows raspberries in his general direction*]
Team Total:
84 out of a possible 192 points = 44%
TORINO
www.www.torinofc.it
Portieri
Matteo Sereni
D.o.B.: 11.02.75 - 33
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alberto Fontana
D.o.B.: 02.12.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alex Calderoni
D.o.B.: 31.05.76 - 32
Appearance: 0 points WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYEBROWS?!
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Marco Pisano
D.o.B.: 13.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points *sigh*
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Angelo Obinze Ogbonna
D.o.B.: 23.05.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cesare Natali
D.o.B.: 05.04.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ivan Franceschini
D.o.B.: 07.12.76 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco di Loreto
D.o.B.: 28.09.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Riccardo Colombo
D.o.B.: 01.12.82 - 25
Appearance: 0 points Someone pass that man a cow pie, plz.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Rubin
D.o.B.: 09.07.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Pratali
D.o.B.: 19.01.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Blerim Džemaili
D.o.B.: 12.04.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point? Or is he a 2? [EDIT: He's not.]
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Eugenio Corini
D.o.B.: 30.07.70 - 38
Appearance: He's definitely a 2
Caps: 29 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simone Barone
D.o.B.: 30.04.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 16 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Rosina
D.o.B.: 31.01.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 33 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Aimo Diana
D.o.B.: 02.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ignazio Abate
D.o.B.: 12.11.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jurgen Säumel
D.o.B.: 08.09.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Austrian 1 point
Paolo Zanetti
D.o.B.: 16.12.82 - 25
Appearance: 2 points [Oh yes he is]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Tommaso Vailatti
D.o.B.: 02.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Nicola Ventola
D.o.B.: 24.05.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: Wiki can't decide, so I'm giving him 1 point, in the interest of fairness. If anyone can give me an accurate figure, I will amend the score.
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Elvis Abbruscato
D.o.B.: 14.04.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for being called Elvis.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicola Amoruso
D.o.B.: 29.08.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Dominique Malonga
D.o.B.: 08.01.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Roberto Stellone
D.o.B.: 22.07.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rolando Bianchi
D.o.B.: 15.02.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Giovanni de Biasi
D.o.B.: 16.06.56 - 52
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 2 1 point
Also, the team as a whole get a bonus point for having NO non-Europeans on the roster [and, indeed, only three non-Italians]. That's pretty darn impressive.
Team Total:
94 out of a possible 162 points = 58%
TEAM FOUR
www.udinese.it
[Still no joy with the official site - I'm afraid these are random pictures from Google. I am dreadfully sorry for the higgledy-piggledyness of it all - but at least my OCD made me resize them all to uniform dimensions!]
Portieri
Jan Koprivec
D.o.B.: 15.07.88 - 20
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Slovenian 1 point
Emanuele Belardi
D.o.B.: 19.10.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Samir Handanović
D.o.B.: 14.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points [ Trust me.]
Caps: 32 2 points
Nationality: Slovenian 1 point
Difensori
Cristian Zapata
D.o.B.: 30.09.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Nikola Vujadinović
D.o.B.: 31.07.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Maurizio Domizzi
D.o.B.: 28.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Coda
D.o.B.: 25.04.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Felipe
D.o.B.: 31.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Marco Motta
D.o.B.: 14.05.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Aleksander Luković
D.o.B.: 23.10.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Alain Nef
D.o.B.: 06.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Giovanni Pasquale
D.o.B.: 05.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Damiano 'Princess' Ferronetti *notes name down*
D.o.B.: 01.11.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Moreno Aoas Vidal
D.o.B.: 23.02.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Luigi Sala
D.o.B.: 21.02.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Christian Obodo
D.o.B.: 11.05.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Nigerian 0 points
Fernando Tissone
D.o.B.: 24.07.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mauricio Isla
D.o.B.: 12.06.88 - 20
Appearance: 0 points *gawps in horror*
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Kwadwo Asamoah
D.o.B.: 12.09.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Ghanaian 0 points
Gaetano d'Agostino
D.o.B.: 03.06.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gökhan Inler
D.o.B.: 27.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Attacanti
Simone Pepe
D.o.B.: 30.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio di Natale
D.o.B.: 13.10.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Quagliarella
D.o.B.: 31.01.83 - 25
Appearance: 0 points *shudder*
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Floro Flores
D.o.B.: 18.06.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point [I'm sure he's prettier than this.]
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Odio Jude Ighalo
D.o.B.: 16.06.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Nigerian 0 points
Alexis
D.o.B.: 19.12.88 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 points
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Allenatore
Pasquale Marino
D.o.B.: 13.07.62 - 46
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
76 out of a possible 168 points = 45%
Final Standings:
Milan - 67%
Juventus - 65%
Torino - 58%
Roma - 57%
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Sampdoria - 51%
Cagliari - 50%
Palermo - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Reggina - 49%
Napoli - 45%
Udinese - 45%
Chievo - 44%
Lazio - 44%
Siena - 44%
Lecce - 43%
Catania - 36%
And there you have it. It seems there really is no substitute for experience. Unless it's homegrown talent. Thank you all to everyone who gave me suggestions for upgrades - even if they were unsuccessful. I hope you found some additional, stalkworthy pretties within the league - me, I have not picked up another team. *glares threateningly at Reggina*
There will be FGGs to the CL and UEFA Cups once we get to the knockout stages - watch this space for more details.
Sampdoria
Siena
Torino
Udinese
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here, Part Two (Chievo, Fiorentina, Genoa and Inter) is here, Part Three (Juventus, Lazio, Lecce and Milan) here, and Part Four (Napoli, Palermo, Reggina and Roma) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
SAMPDORIA
www.sampdoria.it
Portieri
Luca Castellazzi
D.o.B.: 19.07.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Vincenzo Fiorillo
D.o.B.: 13.01.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Mirante
D.o.B.: 08.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Pietro Accardi
D.o.B.: 12.09.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jonathan Bottinelli
D.o.B.: 14.09.84 - 24
Appearance: 0 points Meep.
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 2 points
Hugo Campagnaro
D.o.B.: 27.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Daniele Gastaldello
D.o.B.: 25.06.83 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stefano Lucchini
D.o.B.: 02.10.80 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mirko Pieri
D.o.B.: 24.07.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Gennaro Delvecchio
D.o.B.: 25.03.78 - 30
Appearance: 0 points
Caps:10 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Dessena
D.o.B.: 10.05.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point [It would have been a two were it not for the hairdo. I can't, in all conscience, give a two to a mullet.]
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Franceschini
D.o.B.: 13.01.76 - 32 [Someone uses Oil of Ulay, then.]
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nenad Krsticic
D.o.B.: 03.09.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Marco Padalino
D.o.B.: 08.12.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Angelo Palombo
D.o.B.: 25.09.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Paolo Sammarco
D.o.B.: 17.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marius Stankevičius
D.o.B.: 15.07.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 38 2 points
Nationality: Lithuanian 1 point
Reto Ziegler
D.o.B.: 16.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Attacanti
Claudio Bellucci
D.o.B.: 31.05.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Emiliano Bonazzoli
D.o.B.: 20.01.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Cassano
D.o.B.: 12.07.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Bruno Fornaroli
D.o.B.: 07.09.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Guido Marilungo
D.o.B.: 09.08.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mattia Mustacchio [Let me get this right. This poor kid's name is Matthew Moustache? *pats*]
D.o.B.: 17.05.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Walter Mazzarri
D.o.B.: 01.10.61 - 46
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
77 out of a possible 150 points = 51%
SIENA
www.acsiena.it
Portieri
Gianluca Curci
D.o.B.: 12.07.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Dimitrios Eleftheropoulos
D.o.B.: 07.08.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point [I am not joking. Check this out.]
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Greek 1 point
Anssi Jaakkola
D.o.B.: 13.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Finniah 1 point
Difensori
Nicola Belmonte
D.o.B.: 15.04.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jardini Brandão
D.o.B.: 09.10.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Rodrigo de Lazzari
D.o.B.: 10.12.80 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Lorenzo del Prete
D.o.B.: 08.08.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Ficagna
D.o.B.: 23.02.81 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cosmin Moți
D.o.B.: 03.02.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 24 1 point
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Daniele Portanova
D.o.B.: 17.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Rossettini
D.o.B.: 09.05.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Rossi
D.o.B.: 07.11.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Juan Camilo Zuñíga
D.o.B.: 14.12.85 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Centrocampisti
Ahmed Barusso
D.o.B.: 26.12.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Ghanain 0 points
Paul Codrea
D.o.B.: 04.04.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 36 2 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Manuel Coppola
D.o.B.: 11.05.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Galloppa
D.o.B.: 15.05.85 - 23
Appearance: 0 points *blinks*
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Lukas Jarolim
D.o.B.: 29.07.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Houssine Kharja
D.o.B.: 09.11.82 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Moroccan 0 points
Manuel Mancini
D.o.B.: 26.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Douglas Packer
D.o.B.: 13.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Gianluca Sansone
D.o.B.: 12.05.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Maximiliano Re
D.o.B.: 23.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Simone Vergassola
D.o.B.: 25.07.76 - 32
Appearance: 0 points Please, for the love of Pete, would you take your grim George Michael impression and BUGGER OFF TO ANOTHER LEAGUE?
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Zito
D.o.B.: 06.06.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Emanuele Calaiò
D.o.B.: 08.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fernando Forestieri
D.o.B.: 15.01.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian [he has Italian U19 caps] 2 points
Mario Frick
D.o.B.: 07.09.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 79 2 points
Nationality: Liechstenstein-ian 1 point
Abdelkader Ghezzal
D.o.B.: 05.12.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Massimo Maccarone
D.o.B.: 06.09.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Marco Giampaolo
D.o.B.: 02.08.67 - 41
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: points
Years Coached: 0 0 points [and, given that he was sacked by the Sardines when they were propping up the bottom of the table in January, I don't hold out too much hope. *blows raspberries in his general direction*]
Team Total:
84 out of a possible 192 points = 44%
TORINO
www.www.torinofc.it
Portieri
Matteo Sereni
D.o.B.: 11.02.75 - 33
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alberto Fontana
D.o.B.: 02.12.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alex Calderoni
D.o.B.: 31.05.76 - 32
Appearance: 0 points WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYEBROWS?!
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Marco Pisano
D.o.B.: 13.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points *sigh*
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Angelo Obinze Ogbonna
D.o.B.: 23.05.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cesare Natali
D.o.B.: 05.04.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ivan Franceschini
D.o.B.: 07.12.76 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco di Loreto
D.o.B.: 28.09.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Riccardo Colombo
D.o.B.: 01.12.82 - 25
Appearance: 0 points Someone pass that man a cow pie, plz.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Rubin
D.o.B.: 09.07.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Pratali
D.o.B.: 19.01.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Blerim Džemaili
D.o.B.: 12.04.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point? Or is he a 2? [EDIT: He's not.]
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Eugenio Corini
D.o.B.: 30.07.70 - 38
Appearance: He's definitely a 2
Caps: 29 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simone Barone
D.o.B.: 30.04.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 16 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Rosina
D.o.B.: 31.01.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 33 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Aimo Diana
D.o.B.: 02.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ignazio Abate
D.o.B.: 12.11.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jurgen Säumel
D.o.B.: 08.09.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Austrian 1 point
Paolo Zanetti
D.o.B.: 16.12.82 - 25
Appearance: 2 points [Oh yes he is]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Tommaso Vailatti
D.o.B.: 02.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Nicola Ventola
D.o.B.: 24.05.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: Wiki can't decide, so I'm giving him 1 point, in the interest of fairness. If anyone can give me an accurate figure, I will amend the score.
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Elvis Abbruscato
D.o.B.: 14.04.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for being called Elvis.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicola Amoruso
D.o.B.: 29.08.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Dominique Malonga
D.o.B.: 08.01.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Roberto Stellone
D.o.B.: 22.07.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rolando Bianchi
D.o.B.: 15.02.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Giovanni de Biasi
D.o.B.: 16.06.56 - 52
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 2 1 point
Also, the team as a whole get a bonus point for having NO non-Europeans on the roster [and, indeed, only three non-Italians]. That's pretty darn impressive.
Team Total:
94 out of a possible 162 points = 58%
TEAM FOUR
www.udinese.it
[Still no joy with the official site - I'm afraid these are random pictures from Google. I am dreadfully sorry for the higgledy-piggledyness of it all - but at least my OCD made me resize them all to uniform dimensions!]
Portieri
Jan Koprivec
D.o.B.: 15.07.88 - 20
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Slovenian 1 point
Emanuele Belardi
D.o.B.: 19.10.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Samir Handanović
D.o.B.: 14.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points [ Trust me.]
Caps: 32 2 points
Nationality: Slovenian 1 point
Difensori
Cristian Zapata
D.o.B.: 30.09.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Nikola Vujadinović
D.o.B.: 31.07.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Maurizio Domizzi
D.o.B.: 28.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Coda
D.o.B.: 25.04.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Felipe
D.o.B.: 31.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Marco Motta
D.o.B.: 14.05.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Aleksander Luković
D.o.B.: 23.10.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Alain Nef
D.o.B.: 06.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Giovanni Pasquale
D.o.B.: 05.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Damiano 'Princess' Ferronetti *notes name down*
D.o.B.: 01.11.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Moreno Aoas Vidal
D.o.B.: 23.02.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Luigi Sala
D.o.B.: 21.02.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Christian Obodo
D.o.B.: 11.05.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Nigerian 0 points
Fernando Tissone
D.o.B.: 24.07.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mauricio Isla
D.o.B.: 12.06.88 - 20
Appearance: 0 points *gawps in horror*
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Kwadwo Asamoah
D.o.B.: 12.09.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Ghanaian 0 points
Gaetano d'Agostino
D.o.B.: 03.06.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gökhan Inler
D.o.B.: 27.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Attacanti
Simone Pepe
D.o.B.: 30.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio di Natale
D.o.B.: 13.10.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Quagliarella
D.o.B.: 31.01.83 - 25
Appearance: 0 points *shudder*
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Floro Flores
D.o.B.: 18.06.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point [I'm sure he's prettier than this.]
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Odio Jude Ighalo
D.o.B.: 16.06.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Nigerian 0 points
Alexis
D.o.B.: 19.12.88 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 points
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Allenatore
Pasquale Marino
D.o.B.: 13.07.62 - 46
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
76 out of a possible 168 points = 45%
Final Standings:
Milan - 67%
Juventus - 65%
Torino - 58%
Roma - 57%
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Sampdoria - 51%
Cagliari - 50%
Palermo - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Reggina - 49%
Napoli - 45%
Udinese - 45%
Chievo - 44%
Lazio - 44%
Siena - 44%
Lecce - 43%
Catania - 36%
And there you have it. It seems there really is no substitute for experience. Unless it's homegrown talent. Thank you all to everyone who gave me suggestions for upgrades - even if they were unsuccessful. I hope you found some additional, stalkworthy pretties within the league - me, I have not picked up another team. *glares threateningly at Reggina*
There will be FGGs to the CL and UEFA Cups once we get to the knockout stages - watch this space for more details.