Fangirls' Guide 2008-9: Part 3
The third group in the 2008 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:
Juventus
Lazio
Lecce
Milan
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes.) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here, and Part Two (Chievo, Fiorentina, Genoa and Inter) is here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
PLEASE NOTE: ALL SEPTEMBER INTERNATIONALS HAVE NOT BEEN COUNTED IN THE CAPS because I am way too lazy to go back and re-score them.
JUVENTUS
www.juventus.it
[Let the records show that gimmicky, flashplayer bollocks does not a good site make. *mutters*]
Portieri
Gianluigi Buffon
D.o.B.: 28.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 87 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Chimenti
D.o.B.: 30.06.70 - 38
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alexander Manninger
D.o.B.: 04.06.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Austrian 1 point
Difensori
Jorge Andrade
D.o.B.: 09.04.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 50 2 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Giorgio Chiellini
D.o.B.: 14.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 39 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Paolo de Ceglie
D.o.B.: 17.09.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Zdeněk Grygera
D.o.B.: 15.05.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 50 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Dario Kneževic
D.o.B.: 20.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Croatian 1 point
Nicola Legrottaglie
D.o.B.: 20.10.76 - 31
Appearance: 2 point *curses all these Zebra pretties*
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Olof Mellberg
D.o.B.: 03.09.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 81 2 points
Nationality: Swedish 1 point
Cristian Molinaro
D.o.B.: 30.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jonathan Zebina
D.o.B.: 19.07.78 - 30
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Centrocampisti
Mauro Camoranesi
D.o.B.: 04.10.76 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 39 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Albin Ekdal
D.o.B.: 28.07.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Swedish 1 point
Sebastian Giovinco
D.o.B.: 26.07.87 -21
Appearance: 2 point Seriously, how can I not?
Caps: 19 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Marchionni
D.o.B.: 22.07.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Claudio Marchisio
D.o.B.: 19.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pavel Nedvěd
D.o.B.: 30.08.72 - 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 91 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Cristian Poulsen
D.o.B.: 28.02.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 57 0 points
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Hasan Salihamidžić
D.o.B.: 01.01.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 43 2 points
Nationality: Bosnian 1 point
Mohammed Sissoko
D.o.B.: 22.01.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Malian 0 points
Tiago Mendes
D.o.B.: 02.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 37 2 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Cristiano Zanetti
D.o.B.: 14.04.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Amauri
D.o.B.:
Appearance: 2 points [Yes way, Ted.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality:Brazilian 0 points
Alessandro del Piero
D.o.B.: 09.11.74 - 33
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 90 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points, plus a bonus point for over 500 club caps
Vincenzo Iaquinta
D.o.B.: 21.11.79 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 33 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
David Trezeguet
D.o.B.: 15.10.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 76 2 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Allenatore
Claudio Ranieri
D.o.B.: 20.10.51 - 57
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
110 out of a possible 168 points = 64%
LAZIO
www.sslazio.it
Portieri
Fernando Muslera
D.o.B.: 16.06.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 point [shuttit. It's my guide, and I'll give the hapless darling a two if I want to.]
Caps: 0 [unsurprisingly, really.] 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Juan Pablo Carrizo
D.o.B.: 06.05.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Vincent Degrè
D.o.B.: 03.01.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Difensori
Stephan Lichtsteiner
D.o.B.: 16.01.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Aleksandar Kolarov
D.o.B.: 10.11.85 - 22
Appearance: 1 point [or is he a two?] EDIT: He's a 2.
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Manuel Belleri
D.o.B.: 29.08.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sebastiano Siviglia
D.o.B.: 29.03.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
David Rozehnal
D.o.B.: 05.07.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 51 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Emílson Sánchez Cribari
D.o.B.: 06.03.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Lorenzo de Silvestri
D.o.B.: 23.05.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ştefan Radu
D.o.B.: 22.10.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Mobido Diakité
D.o.B.: 02.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Centrocampisti
Fabio Firmani
D.o.B.: 26.05.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cristian Brocchi
D.o.B.: 30.10.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ousmane Dabo
D.o.B.: 08.02.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Matuzalem
D.o.B.: 10.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point [nice smile, shame about the tattoo.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Stefano Mauri
D.o.B.: 08.01.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pasquale Foggia looked so much better in rossoblu
D.o.B.: 03.06.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mourad Meghni
D.o.B.: 16.04.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Cristian Ledesma
D.o.B.: 24.09.82 - 25
Appearance: 0 points [Scary.]
Caps: 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Christian Manfredini
D.o.B.: 01.05.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian [by adoption] 2 points
Simone del Nero
D.o.B.: 04.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Mauro Zárate
D.o.B.: 18.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Tommaso Rocchi
D.o.B.: 19.09.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Goran Pandev
D.o.B.: 27.07.83 -25 [and balding already, poor man!]
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 37 2 points
Nationality: Macedonian 1 point
Libor Kozák
D.o.B.: 3005.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Stephen Makinwa
D.o.B.: 26.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Nigerian 0 points
Allenatore
Delio Rossi
D.o.B.: 26.11.60 - 47
Appearance: 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 3 1 point
Team Total:
76 out of a possible 168 points = 46%
LECCE
www.uslecce.it
[With many thanks to brazilian_spice and glowein for the links used to collect this data. Any mistakes are mine, not theirs.]
Portieri
Antonio Rosati
D.o.B.: 26.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point [although maybe he should get a bonus for being photographed in that Godawful strip?]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Petrachi
D.o.B.: 14.08.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Franceso Benussi
D.o.B.: 15.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Tiziano Polenghi
D.o.B.: 26.09.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Soulemayne Diamoutene
D.o.B.: 30.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 points
Nationality: Malian 0 points
Ângelo
D.o.B.: 12.06.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Andrea Esposito
D.o.B.: 17.05.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Raffaele Schiavi
D.o.B.: 15.03.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point [he's got to be worth a point for the sporfle value]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antunes
D.o.B.: 01.04.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Alberto Giuliatto
D.o.B.: 17.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Guglielmo Stendardo
D.o.B.: 06.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Dušan Basta
D.o.B.: 18.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Centrocampisti
Andrea Zanchetta
D.o.B.: 02.02.75 - 33
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gianni Munari [eeee! That's where he went!]
D.o.B.: 24.06.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Caserta [and him, too!]
D.o.B.: 24.09.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Frank Feltscher felcher? *blinks*
D.o.B.: 17.05.88 - 20
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 6 1 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Fabiano
D.o.B.: 18.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Hemza Mihoubi
D.o.B.: 13.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Guillermo Giacomazzi
D.o.B.: 21.11.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Ariatti
D.o.B.: 27.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 0 points *blinks*
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Vives
D.o.B.: 14.07.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Ardito
D.o.B.: 08.01.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Viktor Budyanskiy/Boudianski/any combination thereof, no-one is in agreement
D.o.B.: 23.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Russian 1 point
Attacanti
Daniele Cacia
D.o.B.: 23.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
José Ignacio Castillo
D.o.B.: 11.05.75 - 33
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Axel Cedric Konan the Barbarian Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I will in fact do anything for a cheap laugh.
D.o.B.: 25.01.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Ivory Coast … ian 0 points
Simone Tiribocchi
D.o.B.: 31.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Mario Beretta
D.o.B.: 30.10.59 - 48
Appearance: 2 point [hell, if Mourinho can get them, then so can he.]
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 0 0 points
Team Total:
73 out of a possible 168 points = 43%
MILAN
www.acmilan.com
Portieri
Dida. Yes, still. *sigh*
D.o.B.: 07.10.73 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 91 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Christian Abbiati
D.o.B.: 07.07.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 20 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Zeljko Kalac
D.o.B.: 16.12.72 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 54 2 points
Nationality: Australian 0 points
Difensori
Paolo Maldini
D.o.B.: 26.06.68 - 40
Appearance: 2 points, plus a bonus point for Being Paolo Maldini
Caps: 126 2 points, plus a bonus point for 100+
Nationality: Italian 2 points, plus a bonus point for over 500 club caps
[Yup, boys and girls, you read that right. Wor Paolo scored nine out of six. Because that's the kind of man he is. *nods firmly*]
Kakha Kaladze
D.o.B.: 27.02.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 62 2 points
Nationality: Georgian 1 point
Alessandro Nesta who looks like he's suffering from a terrible consumption
D.o.B.: 19.03.76 - 32
Appearance: 2 points [admit it, you're surprised, aren't you? *grin*]
Caps: 84 2 points AND EACH ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS BROKE HIM IN NEW AND INNOVATIVE WAYS :(
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gianluca Zambrotta
D.o.B.: 19.02.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points because Conny knows where I live
Caps: 76 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marek Jankulovski
D.o.B.: 09.05.77
Appearance: 1 point [I bet he's really glad to have Kala around]
Caps: 68 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Giuseppe Favalli
D.o.B.: 08.01.72 OMGSOMEONEOLDERTHANME!
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 32 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Philippe Senderos
D.o.B.: 14.02.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point he looks like he'd cry if I gave him any less, it'd be like kicking a Labrador
Caps: 33 2 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Daniele Bonera
D.o.B.: 31.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point [although looking pleasingly handsome here, I must admit.]
Caps: 48 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Darmian
D.o.B.: 02.12.89 - 18
Appearance: 1 point poor kid.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Antonini
D.o.B.: 04.08.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point [I'd give him a two, but fear the outcries of bias.] I have been nudged, he gets his two
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Emerson *heavy sigh*
D.o.B.: 04.04.76 - 32
Appearance: 0 points [Yes, I am still bitter.]
Caps: 73 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Gennaro Gattuso
D.o.B.: 09.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 82 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mathias Cardaccio/Cardacio. Who knows?
D.o.B.: 02.10.87 - 20 one more month, boys and girls!
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Andrea Pirlo
D.o.B.: 19.05.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for having the swishiest hair the world has ever seen.
Caps: 96 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Massimo 'I have a range of facial expressions the like of which you have never seen, few of which are flattering' Ambrosini
D.o.B.: 28.05.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 53 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mathieu Flamini and his irredeemable hair
D.o.B.: 07.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Kaká
D.o.B.: 22.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points, because I have been poked.
Caps: 59 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Clarence Seedorf
D.o.B.: 01.04.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 87 2 points
Nationality: Dutch 1 point
Attacanti
Alexandre Pato
D.o.B.: 02.09.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point [Megan, no.]
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Filippo Inzaghi
D.o.B.: 09.08.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 71 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Borriello
D.o.B.: 18.06.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point [see my comment re: Antonini] And see my comment re: Antonini and his 2 points
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Tabaré Viudez
D.o.B.: 08.09.89 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Andriy Shevchenko
D.o.B.: 29.09.76 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 89 2 points
Nationality: Ukrainian 1 point
Ronaldhinho
D.o.B.: 21.03.80
Appearance: 1 point. Through gritted teeth. Because he is trying.
Caps: 94 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Allenatore
Carlo Ancelotti
D.o.B.: 10.06.59 - 49
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 7 2 points, plus a bonus point for putting up with all the crap the Uncles have thrown at him.
Team Total:
114 out of a possible 168 points = 67%
Current Standings:
Milan - 67%
Juventus - 65%
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Cagliari - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Chievo - 44%
Lazio - 44%
Lecce - 43%
Catania - 36%
Up next: Napoli, Palermo, Reggina and Roma. Let's hope Reggina get their player pages up in time, hmm?
Juventus
Lazio
Lecce
Milan
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes.) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here, and Part Two (Chievo, Fiorentina, Genoa and Inter) is here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
PLEASE NOTE: ALL SEPTEMBER INTERNATIONALS HAVE NOT BEEN COUNTED IN THE CAPS because I am way too lazy to go back and re-score them.
JUVENTUS
www.juventus.it
[Let the records show that gimmicky, flashplayer bollocks does not a good site make. *mutters*]
Portieri
Gianluigi Buffon
D.o.B.: 28.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 87 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Chimenti
D.o.B.: 30.06.70 - 38
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alexander Manninger
D.o.B.: 04.06.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Austrian 1 point
Difensori
Jorge Andrade
D.o.B.: 09.04.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 50 2 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Giorgio Chiellini
D.o.B.: 14.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 39 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Paolo de Ceglie
D.o.B.: 17.09.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Zdeněk Grygera
D.o.B.: 15.05.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 50 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Dario Kneževic
D.o.B.: 20.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Croatian 1 point
Nicola Legrottaglie
D.o.B.: 20.10.76 - 31
Appearance: 2 point *curses all these Zebra pretties*
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Olof Mellberg
D.o.B.: 03.09.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 81 2 points
Nationality: Swedish 1 point
Cristian Molinaro
D.o.B.: 30.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jonathan Zebina
D.o.B.: 19.07.78 - 30
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Centrocampisti
Mauro Camoranesi
D.o.B.: 04.10.76 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 39 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Albin Ekdal
D.o.B.: 28.07.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Swedish 1 point
Sebastian Giovinco
D.o.B.: 26.07.87 -21
Appearance: 2 point Seriously, how can I not?
Caps: 19 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Marchionni
D.o.B.: 22.07.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Claudio Marchisio
D.o.B.: 19.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pavel Nedvěd
D.o.B.: 30.08.72 - 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 91 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Cristian Poulsen
D.o.B.: 28.02.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 57 0 points
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Hasan Salihamidžić
D.o.B.: 01.01.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 43 2 points
Nationality: Bosnian 1 point
Mohammed Sissoko
D.o.B.: 22.01.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Malian 0 points
Tiago Mendes
D.o.B.: 02.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 37 2 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Cristiano Zanetti
D.o.B.: 14.04.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Amauri
D.o.B.:
Appearance: 2 points [Yes way, Ted.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality:Brazilian 0 points
Alessandro del Piero
D.o.B.: 09.11.74 - 33
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 90 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points, plus a bonus point for over 500 club caps
Vincenzo Iaquinta
D.o.B.: 21.11.79 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 33 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
David Trezeguet
D.o.B.: 15.10.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 76 2 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Allenatore
Claudio Ranieri
D.o.B.: 20.10.51 - 57
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
110 out of a possible 168 points = 64%
LAZIO
www.sslazio.it
Portieri
Fernando Muslera
D.o.B.: 16.06.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 point [shuttit. It's my guide, and I'll give the hapless darling a two if I want to.]
Caps: 0 [unsurprisingly, really.] 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Juan Pablo Carrizo
D.o.B.: 06.05.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Vincent Degrè
D.o.B.: 03.01.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Difensori
Stephan Lichtsteiner
D.o.B.: 16.01.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Aleksandar Kolarov
D.o.B.: 10.11.85 - 22
Appearance: 1 point [or is he a two?] EDIT: He's a 2.
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Manuel Belleri
D.o.B.: 29.08.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sebastiano Siviglia
D.o.B.: 29.03.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
David Rozehnal
D.o.B.: 05.07.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 51 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Emílson Sánchez Cribari
D.o.B.: 06.03.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Lorenzo de Silvestri
D.o.B.: 23.05.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ştefan Radu
D.o.B.: 22.10.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Mobido Diakité
D.o.B.: 02.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Centrocampisti
Fabio Firmani
D.o.B.: 26.05.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cristian Brocchi
D.o.B.: 30.10.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ousmane Dabo
D.o.B.: 08.02.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Matuzalem
D.o.B.: 10.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point [nice smile, shame about the tattoo.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Stefano Mauri
D.o.B.: 08.01.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pasquale Foggia looked so much better in rossoblu
D.o.B.: 03.06.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mourad Meghni
D.o.B.: 16.04.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Cristian Ledesma
D.o.B.: 24.09.82 - 25
Appearance: 0 points [Scary.]
Caps: 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Christian Manfredini
D.o.B.: 01.05.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian [by adoption] 2 points
Simone del Nero
D.o.B.: 04.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Mauro Zárate
D.o.B.: 18.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Tommaso Rocchi
D.o.B.: 19.09.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Goran Pandev
D.o.B.: 27.07.83 -25 [and balding already, poor man!]
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 37 2 points
Nationality: Macedonian 1 point
Libor Kozák
D.o.B.: 3005.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Stephen Makinwa
D.o.B.: 26.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Nigerian 0 points
Allenatore
Delio Rossi
D.o.B.: 26.11.60 - 47
Appearance: 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 3 1 point
Team Total:
76 out of a possible 168 points = 46%
LECCE
www.uslecce.it
[With many thanks to brazilian_spice and glowein for the links used to collect this data. Any mistakes are mine, not theirs.]
Portieri
Antonio Rosati
D.o.B.: 26.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point [although maybe he should get a bonus for being photographed in that Godawful strip?]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Petrachi
D.o.B.: 14.08.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Franceso Benussi
D.o.B.: 15.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Tiziano Polenghi
D.o.B.: 26.09.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Soulemayne Diamoutene
D.o.B.: 30.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 points
Nationality: Malian 0 points
Ângelo
D.o.B.: 12.06.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Andrea Esposito
D.o.B.: 17.05.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Raffaele Schiavi
D.o.B.: 15.03.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point [he's got to be worth a point for the sporfle value]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antunes
D.o.B.: 01.04.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Alberto Giuliatto
D.o.B.: 17.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Guglielmo Stendardo
D.o.B.: 06.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Dušan Basta
D.o.B.: 18.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Centrocampisti
Andrea Zanchetta
D.o.B.: 02.02.75 - 33
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gianni Munari [eeee! That's where he went!]
D.o.B.: 24.06.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Caserta [and him, too!]
D.o.B.: 24.09.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Frank Feltscher felcher? *blinks*
D.o.B.: 17.05.88 - 20
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 6 1 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Fabiano
D.o.B.: 18.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Hemza Mihoubi
D.o.B.: 13.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Guillermo Giacomazzi
D.o.B.: 21.11.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Ariatti
D.o.B.: 27.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 0 points *blinks*
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Vives
D.o.B.: 14.07.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Ardito
D.o.B.: 08.01.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Viktor Budyanskiy/Boudianski/any combination thereof, no-one is in agreement
D.o.B.: 23.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Russian 1 point
Attacanti
Daniele Cacia
D.o.B.: 23.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
José Ignacio Castillo
D.o.B.: 11.05.75 - 33
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Axel Cedric Konan the Barbarian Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I will in fact do anything for a cheap laugh.
D.o.B.: 25.01.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Ivory Coast … ian 0 points
Simone Tiribocchi
D.o.B.: 31.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Mario Beretta
D.o.B.: 30.10.59 - 48
Appearance: 2 point [hell, if Mourinho can get them, then so can he.]
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 0 0 points
Team Total:
73 out of a possible 168 points = 43%
MILAN
www.acmilan.com
Portieri
Dida. Yes, still. *sigh*
D.o.B.: 07.10.73 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 91 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Christian Abbiati
D.o.B.: 07.07.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 20 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Zeljko Kalac
D.o.B.: 16.12.72 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 54 2 points
Nationality: Australian 0 points
Difensori
Paolo Maldini
D.o.B.: 26.06.68 - 40
Appearance: 2 points, plus a bonus point for Being Paolo Maldini
Caps: 126 2 points, plus a bonus point for 100+
Nationality: Italian 2 points, plus a bonus point for over 500 club caps
[Yup, boys and girls, you read that right. Wor Paolo scored nine out of six. Because that's the kind of man he is. *nods firmly*]
Kakha Kaladze
D.o.B.: 27.02.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 62 2 points
Nationality: Georgian 1 point
Alessandro Nesta who looks like he's suffering from a terrible consumption
D.o.B.: 19.03.76 - 32
Appearance: 2 points [admit it, you're surprised, aren't you? *grin*]
Caps: 84 2 points AND EACH ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS BROKE HIM IN NEW AND INNOVATIVE WAYS :(
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gianluca Zambrotta
D.o.B.: 19.02.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points because Conny knows where I live
Caps: 76 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marek Jankulovski
D.o.B.: 09.05.77
Appearance: 1 point [I bet he's really glad to have Kala around]
Caps: 68 2 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Giuseppe Favalli
D.o.B.: 08.01.72 OMGSOMEONEOLDERTHANME!
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 32 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Philippe Senderos
D.o.B.: 14.02.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point he looks like he'd cry if I gave him any less, it'd be like kicking a Labrador
Caps: 33 2 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Daniele Bonera
D.o.B.: 31.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point [although looking pleasingly handsome here, I must admit.]
Caps: 48 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Darmian
D.o.B.: 02.12.89 - 18
Appearance: 1 point poor kid.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Antonini
D.o.B.: 04.08.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point [I'd give him a two, but fear the outcries of bias.] I have been nudged, he gets his two
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Emerson *heavy sigh*
D.o.B.: 04.04.76 - 32
Appearance: 0 points [Yes, I am still bitter.]
Caps: 73 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Gennaro Gattuso
D.o.B.: 09.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 82 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mathias Cardaccio/Cardacio. Who knows?
D.o.B.: 02.10.87 - 20 one more month, boys and girls!
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Andrea Pirlo
D.o.B.: 19.05.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for having the swishiest hair the world has ever seen.
Caps: 96 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Massimo 'I have a range of facial expressions the like of which you have never seen, few of which are flattering' Ambrosini
D.o.B.: 28.05.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 53 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mathieu Flamini and his irredeemable hair
D.o.B.: 07.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Kaká
D.o.B.: 22.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points, because I have been poked.
Caps: 59 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Clarence Seedorf
D.o.B.: 01.04.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 87 2 points
Nationality: Dutch 1 point
Attacanti
Alexandre Pato
D.o.B.: 02.09.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point [Megan, no.]
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Filippo Inzaghi
D.o.B.: 09.08.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 71 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Borriello
D.o.B.: 18.06.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point [see my comment re: Antonini] And see my comment re: Antonini and his 2 points
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Tabaré Viudez
D.o.B.: 08.09.89 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Andriy Shevchenko
D.o.B.: 29.09.76 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 89 2 points
Nationality: Ukrainian 1 point
Ronaldhinho
D.o.B.: 21.03.80
Appearance: 1 point. Through gritted teeth. Because he is trying.
Caps: 94 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Allenatore
Carlo Ancelotti
D.o.B.: 10.06.59 - 49
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 7 2 points, plus a bonus point for putting up with all the crap the Uncles have thrown at him.
Team Total:
114 out of a possible 168 points = 67%
Current Standings:
Milan - 67%
Juventus - 65%
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Cagliari - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Chievo - 44%
Lazio - 44%
Lecce - 43%
Catania - 36%
Up next: Napoli, Palermo, Reggina and Roma. Let's hope Reggina get their player pages up in time, hmm?