Fangirls' Guide 2008-9: Part 2
The second group in the 2008 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:
Chievo
Fiorentina
Genoa
Inter
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes.) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
CHIEVO
www.chievoverona.it
Portieri
Lorenzo Squizzi
D.o.B.: 20.06.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gabriele Aldegani
D.o.B.: 10.05.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stefano Sorrentino
D.o.B.: 28.03.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
César
D.o.B.: 19.05.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Marco Malagò [who appears to be duffering from the Gila disease. *pats him*]
D.o.B.: 30.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Mandelli
D.o.B.: 28.06.77 - 31
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Mantovani
D.o.B.: 22.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Moro
D.o.B.: 13.07.75 - 33 What a grand birthday that is. *grin*
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolas Sébastien Frey (not overly endowed with imagination in that family then? *grin*)
D.o.B.: 06.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Francesco Scardinia
D.o.B.: 11.12.81 - 26
Appearance: 0 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Santiago Morero
D.o.B.: 18.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mario Yepes
D.o.B.: 18.01.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 56 2 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Centrocampisti
Simone Bentivoglio
D.o.B.: 29.05.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Vincenzo Italiano
D.o.B.: 10.12.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michele Marcolini
D.o.B.: 02.10.75 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano [Ainsley Harriott, is that you?]
D.o.B.: 03.12.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Luca Rigoni
D.o.B.: 07.12.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Emanuele d'Anna
D.o.B.: 23.05.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Burato
D.o.B.: 02.07.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simone Grippo
D.o.B.: 12.12.88 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Bogdan Pătraşcu
D.o.B.: 07.05.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Giampiero Pinzi
D.o.B.: 11.03.81 - 27
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Sergio Pellisier
D.o.B.: 12.04.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antimo Iunco
D.o.B.: 10.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Erjon Bogdani
D.o.B.: 14.04.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 44 2 points
Nationality: Albanian 1 point
Diego Farias
D.o.B.: 10.05.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Antonio Langella
D.o.B.: 30.03.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mauro Esposito
D.o.B.: 13.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Kerlon
D.o.B.: 27.01.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Allenatore
Guiseppe Iachini
D.o.B.: 11.06.64 - 44
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality:Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
80 out of a possible 180 points = 44%
FIORENTINA
it.violachannel.tv
[These are mostly last year's photos, due to the official site showing off with videos rather than images this year. Apologies.]
Portieri
Sébastien Frey
D.o.B.: 18.03.80 - 28
Appearance: 2 points *sighs resignedly*
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Vlada Avramov
D.o.B.: 05.04.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Marco Storari
D.o.B.: 07.01.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point lookit the lovely harez!
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Gianluca Comotto
D.o.B.: 16.10.78 - 29
Appearance: 2 point Because I've had the pressure before the damn thing's even gone up.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Juan Manuel Vargas
D.o.B.: 05.10.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Peruvian 0 points
Per Krøldrup
D.o.B.: 31.07.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 points
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Dario Dainelli
D.o.B.: 09.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Gamberini
D.o.B.: 27.08.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for his socks.
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel Pasqual
D.o.B.: 13.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano Zauri
D.o.B.: 20.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel da Costa
D.o.B.: 06.05.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Ondřej Mazuch
D.o.B.: 15.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Centrocampisti
Felipe Melo
D.o.B.: 26.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point [I am tempted to give him a bonus for calling his kid Lineker, truly I am.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Marco Donadel
D.o.B.: 21.04.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point don't lookit the harez! *g*
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sergio Almirón
D.o.B.: 07.11.80 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Franco Semolina Semioli
D.o.B.: 20.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points [interestingly, while he has the same brand of greasy, slimy seediness that Floccari has, somehow it works on Sergio, while here it … doesn't.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Riccardo Montolivo
D.o.B.: 18.01.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points because I will be killed dead if I don't. And he does have nice wrists.
Caps: 26 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Massimo Gobbi
D.o.B.: 31.10.80 - 27
Appearance: 2 points [because he was a Sardine, and he strips, and has grand socks, and stuff.]
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Martin Jørgensen
D.o.B.: 06.10.75 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 116 2 points plus a bonus point for breaking the ton.
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Zdravko Kuzmanović
D.o.B.: 22.09.87 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Mario Santana
D.o.B.: 23.12.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Jan Hable
D.o.B.: 04.01.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Attacanti
Alberto Gilardino
D.o.B.: 05.07.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 56 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points [Wheee! A full house! That must be something to smile about, surely? Oh, wait. My mistake.]
Stevan Jovetić
D.o.B.: 02.11.89 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Pablo Osvaldo
D.o.B.: 12.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points [again, the lynch mob would be out in force were he to get any less.]
Caps: 8 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points Oh, OK, he's Argentine, but his caps are Italian - if it works for Camo, it works here too, amirite?
Adrian Mutu
D.o.B.: 08.01.79 - 29
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 64 2 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
N'Diaye Papa Waigo
D.o.B.: 20.01.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Senegalese 0 points
Giampaolo Pazzini
D.o.B.: 02.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Cesare Prandelli
D.o.B.: 19.08.57 - 51
Appearance: 2 points I had a terrible crush on Quentin Willson when I was younger. Just leave me be.
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 3 1 point, plus a bonus point for being pretty much a living saint.
Team Total:
98 out of a possible 174 points = 56%
GENOA
www.genoacfc.it
Portieri
Eugenio Lamanna
D.o.B.: 07.08.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rubinho [Note to self: not Rubens Barrichello. I do a double-take every time I hear the name. You'd think I'd've learned by now, y/y? ]
D.o.B.: 04.03.83 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Alessio Scarpi
D.o.B.: 19.04.73 - 35
Appearance: 0 points *squeals in fear*
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Giuseppe Biava
D.o.B.: 08.05.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Salvatore Bocchetti
D.o.B.: 30.11.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points *grumbles in Martha's general direction*
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Domenico Criscito
D.o.B.: 30.12.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Ferrari
D.o.B.: 05.12.79 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sokratis Papastathopoulos [he will be known as Sokratis, which is a good thing, as he'd need a shirt the size of a tent to fit his surname on it.]
D.o.B.: 09.06.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Greek [admit it, you saw that one coming, didn't you?] 1 point
Alessandro Potenza
D.o.B.: 08.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Nicolàs Domingo
D.o.B.: 08.04.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Ivan Jurić
D.o.B.: 25.08.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Croatian 1 point
Giandomenico Mesto
D.o.B.: 25.05.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point [or is he a two? I am undecided.]
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Omar Milanetto
D.o.B.: 30.11.75 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Franceso Modesto
D.o.B.: 16.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Paro
D.o.B.: 17.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marcel Román
[I don't have a clear enough image to make a decision, I'm afraid. Please feel free to share if you have one.]
D.o.B.: 07.02.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point [to be fair to the kid.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Marco Rossi
D.o.B.: 01.04.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Boško Janković *sulks*
[To add insult to injury, I have to use this image as the Genoa bastards haven't even put him up on their site, yet.]
D.o.B.: 01.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 39 2 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Anthony Vanden Borre
D.o.B.: 24.10.87 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Belgian 1 point
Attacanti
Luciano Figueroa
D.o.B.: 10.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality:Argentine 0 point
Andrea Gasbarroni
D.o.B.: 06.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rubén Olivera
D.o.B.: 04.05.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Raffaele Palladino
D.o.B.: 17.04.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Sculli
D.o.B.: 23.03.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Diego Milito
[He's the one in the middle.]
D.o.B.: 12.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Allenatore
Gian Piero Gasperini
D.o.B.: 26.01.58 - 50
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 2 1 point
Team Total:
77 out of a possible 156 points = 49%
INTER
www.inter.it
Portieri
Francesco Toldo
D.o.B.: 02.12.71 - 36
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Julio Cesar
D.o.B.: 03.09.79 - 29
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 24 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Paolo Orlandoni
D.o.B.: 12.08.72 - 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Ivan Córdoba
D.o.B.: 11.08.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 40 2 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Javier Zanetti
D.o.B.: 10.08.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for being an icon
Caps:122 2 points plus a bonus point for 100+ games
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Maxwell
D.o.B.: 27.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Maicon
D.o.B.: 26.07.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 34 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Nicolás Burdisso
D.o.B.: 12.04.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 20 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Marco Materazzi
D.o.B.: 19.08.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 41 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nelson Rivas
D.o.B.: 25.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Walter Samuel
D.o.B.: 23.03.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 53 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Cristian Chivu
D.o.B.: 26.10.80
Appearance: 1 point ARE YOU IMPRESSED WITH MY RESTRAINT? Oh, all right, I held out for about fifteen minutes. 2 points
Caps: 62 2 points
Nationality:Romanian 1 point
Andrea Mei [Mmm, pretty enemy!babies]
D.o.B.: 18.05.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Santon [Any rumours that these two are included solely to up the Italian count as they will never so much as get a sniff of the pitch are hideously cynical and hopelessly unfounded, oh yes.]
D.o.B.: 02.01.91 - 17
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Dejan Stanković
D.o.B.: 11.09.78 - 30 he has the same birthday as mai Acqua!
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 73 2 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Luís Figo
D.o.B.: the dawn of time 04.11.72 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 127 2 points plus a bonus point
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Luís Jiménez
D.o.B.: 17.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 point Shush it, he's adorable
Caps: 19 1 point
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Patrick Vieira
D.o.B.: 23.06.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 105 2 points plus a bonus point
Nationality: French 1 point
Olivier Dacourt
D.o.B.: 25.09.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Esteban Cambiasso
D.o.B.: 18.08.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 40 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Sulley Muntari
D.o.B.: 27.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 42 2 points
Nationality: Ghanaian 0 points
Ricardo Quaresma
D.o.B.: 26.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 2 points, under complete duress, I might add.
Caps: 23 1 point
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Amantino Mancini
D.o.B.: 01.08.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Franceso Bolzoni
D.o.B.: 07.05.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points *sigh* These babies will be the death of me. Let the record state he was originally a one, but I was beaten up to a two...
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Zlatan Ibrahimović
D.o.B.: 03.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 2 points [SHUT UP]
Caps: 60 2 points
Nationality: Swedish 1 point
Julio Cruz
D.o.B.: 10.10.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Adriano
D.o.B.: 17.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 45 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Hernán Crespo
D.o.B.: 05.07.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 75 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mario Balotelli
D.o.B.: 12.08.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
José Mourinho
D.o.B.: 26.01.63 - 45
Appearance: 1 point [all that 'Special' bollocks cuts no ice with me, buster.] 2 points, because Cheryl bullied me into it. [She has over 700 pictures. I cannot face that.]
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Years Coached: 0 0 points
Team Total:
100 out of a possible 186 points = 54%
Current Standings:
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Cagliari - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Chievo - 44%
Catania - 36%
NexUp next: Juventus, Lazio, Lecce and Milan. Which should be interesting, as neither Lazio nor Lecce have updated their website yet. *tears at hair*
Chievo
Fiorentina
Genoa
Inter
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes.) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
CHIEVO
www.chievoverona.it
Portieri
Lorenzo Squizzi
D.o.B.: 20.06.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gabriele Aldegani
D.o.B.: 10.05.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stefano Sorrentino
D.o.B.: 28.03.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
César
D.o.B.: 19.05.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Marco Malagò [who appears to be duffering from the Gila disease. *pats him*]
D.o.B.: 30.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Mandelli
D.o.B.: 28.06.77 - 31
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Mantovani
D.o.B.: 22.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Moro
D.o.B.: 13.07.75 - 33 What a grand birthday that is. *grin*
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolas Sébastien Frey (not overly endowed with imagination in that family then? *grin*)
D.o.B.: 06.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Francesco Scardinia
D.o.B.: 11.12.81 - 26
Appearance: 0 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Santiago Morero
D.o.B.: 18.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mario Yepes
D.o.B.: 18.01.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 56 2 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Centrocampisti
Simone Bentivoglio
D.o.B.: 29.05.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Vincenzo Italiano
D.o.B.: 10.12.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michele Marcolini
D.o.B.: 02.10.75 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano [Ainsley Harriott, is that you?]
D.o.B.: 03.12.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Luca Rigoni
D.o.B.: 07.12.84 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Emanuele d'Anna
D.o.B.: 23.05.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Burato
D.o.B.: 02.07.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simone Grippo
D.o.B.: 12.12.88 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Swiss 1 point
Bogdan Pătraşcu
D.o.B.: 07.05.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Giampiero Pinzi
D.o.B.: 11.03.81 - 27
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Sergio Pellisier
D.o.B.: 12.04.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antimo Iunco
D.o.B.: 10.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Erjon Bogdani
D.o.B.: 14.04.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 44 2 points
Nationality: Albanian 1 point
Diego Farias
D.o.B.: 10.05.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Antonio Langella
D.o.B.: 30.03.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mauro Esposito
D.o.B.: 13.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Kerlon
D.o.B.: 27.01.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Allenatore
Guiseppe Iachini
D.o.B.: 11.06.64 - 44
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality:Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 1 1 point
Team Total:
80 out of a possible 180 points = 44%
FIORENTINA
it.violachannel.tv
[These are mostly last year's photos, due to the official site showing off with videos rather than images this year. Apologies.]
Portieri
Sébastien Frey
D.o.B.: 18.03.80 - 28
Appearance: 2 points *sighs resignedly*
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Vlada Avramov
D.o.B.: 05.04.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Marco Storari
D.o.B.: 07.01.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point lookit the lovely harez!
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Gianluca Comotto
D.o.B.: 16.10.78 - 29
Appearance: 2 point Because I've had the pressure before the damn thing's even gone up.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Juan Manuel Vargas
D.o.B.: 05.10.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Peruvian 0 points
Per Krøldrup
D.o.B.: 31.07.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 points
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Dario Dainelli
D.o.B.: 09.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Gamberini
D.o.B.: 27.08.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for his socks.
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel Pasqual
D.o.B.: 13.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano Zauri
D.o.B.: 20.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel da Costa
D.o.B.: 06.05.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Ondřej Mazuch
D.o.B.: 15.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Centrocampisti
Felipe Melo
D.o.B.: 26.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point [I am tempted to give him a bonus for calling his kid Lineker, truly I am.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Marco Donadel
D.o.B.: 21.04.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point don't lookit the harez! *g*
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sergio Almirón
D.o.B.: 07.11.80 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Franco Semolina Semioli
D.o.B.: 20.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points [interestingly, while he has the same brand of greasy, slimy seediness that Floccari has, somehow it works on Sergio, while here it … doesn't.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Riccardo Montolivo
D.o.B.: 18.01.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points because I will be killed dead if I don't. And he does have nice wrists.
Caps: 26 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Massimo Gobbi
D.o.B.: 31.10.80 - 27
Appearance: 2 points [because he was a Sardine, and he strips, and has grand socks, and stuff.]
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Martin Jørgensen
D.o.B.: 06.10.75 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 116 2 points plus a bonus point for breaking the ton.
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Zdravko Kuzmanović
D.o.B.: 22.09.87 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Mario Santana
D.o.B.: 23.12.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Jan Hable
D.o.B.: 04.01.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Czech 1 point
Attacanti
Alberto Gilardino
D.o.B.: 05.07.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 56 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points [Wheee! A full house! That must be something to smile about, surely? Oh, wait. My mistake.]
Stevan Jovetić
D.o.B.: 02.11.89 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Pablo Osvaldo
D.o.B.: 12.01.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points [again, the lynch mob would be out in force were he to get any less.]
Caps: 8 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points Oh, OK, he's Argentine, but his caps are Italian - if it works for Camo, it works here too, amirite?
Adrian Mutu
D.o.B.: 08.01.79 - 29
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 64 2 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
N'Diaye Papa Waigo
D.o.B.: 20.01.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Senegalese 0 points
Giampaolo Pazzini
D.o.B.: 02.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Cesare Prandelli
D.o.B.: 19.08.57 - 51
Appearance: 2 points I had a terrible crush on Quentin Willson when I was younger. Just leave me be.
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 3 1 point, plus a bonus point for being pretty much a living saint.
Team Total:
98 out of a possible 174 points = 56%
GENOA
www.genoacfc.it
Portieri
Eugenio Lamanna
D.o.B.: 07.08.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rubinho [Note to self: not Rubens Barrichello. I do a double-take every time I hear the name. You'd think I'd've learned by now, y/y? ]
D.o.B.: 04.03.83 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Alessio Scarpi
D.o.B.: 19.04.73 - 35
Appearance: 0 points *squeals in fear*
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Giuseppe Biava
D.o.B.: 08.05.77 - 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Salvatore Bocchetti
D.o.B.: 30.11.86 - 22
Appearance: 2 points *grumbles in Martha's general direction*
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Domenico Criscito
D.o.B.: 30.12.86 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Ferrari
D.o.B.: 05.12.79 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sokratis Papastathopoulos [he will be known as Sokratis, which is a good thing, as he'd need a shirt the size of a tent to fit his surname on it.]
D.o.B.: 09.06.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Greek [admit it, you saw that one coming, didn't you?] 1 point
Alessandro Potenza
D.o.B.: 08.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Nicolàs Domingo
D.o.B.: 08.04.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Ivan Jurić
D.o.B.: 25.08.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Croatian 1 point
Giandomenico Mesto
D.o.B.: 25.05.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point [or is he a two? I am undecided.]
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Omar Milanetto
D.o.B.: 30.11.75 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Franceso Modesto
D.o.B.: 16.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Paro
D.o.B.: 17.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marcel Román
[I don't have a clear enough image to make a decision, I'm afraid. Please feel free to share if you have one.]
D.o.B.: 07.02.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point [to be fair to the kid.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Marco Rossi
D.o.B.: 01.04.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Boško Janković *sulks*
[To add insult to injury, I have to use this image as the Genoa bastards haven't even put him up on their site, yet.]
D.o.B.: 01.03.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 39 2 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Anthony Vanden Borre
D.o.B.: 24.10.87 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Belgian 1 point
Attacanti
Luciano Figueroa
D.o.B.: 10.05.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality:Argentine 0 point
Andrea Gasbarroni
D.o.B.: 06.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rubén Olivera
D.o.B.: 04.05.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Raffaele Palladino
D.o.B.: 17.04.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Sculli
D.o.B.: 23.03.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Diego Milito
[He's the one in the middle.]
D.o.B.: 12.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Allenatore
Gian Piero Gasperini
D.o.B.: 26.01.58 - 50
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 2 1 point
Team Total:
77 out of a possible 156 points = 49%
INTER
www.inter.it
Portieri
Francesco Toldo
D.o.B.: 02.12.71 - 36
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Julio Cesar
D.o.B.: 03.09.79 - 29
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 24 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Paolo Orlandoni
D.o.B.: 12.08.72 - 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Ivan Córdoba
D.o.B.: 11.08.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 40 2 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Javier Zanetti
D.o.B.: 10.08.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for being an icon
Caps:122 2 points plus a bonus point for 100+ games
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Maxwell
D.o.B.: 27.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Maicon
D.o.B.: 26.07.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 34 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Nicolás Burdisso
D.o.B.: 12.04.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 20 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Marco Materazzi
D.o.B.: 19.08.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 41 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nelson Rivas
D.o.B.: 25.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Walter Samuel
D.o.B.: 23.03.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 53 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Cristian Chivu
D.o.B.: 26.10.80
Appearance: 1 point ARE YOU IMPRESSED WITH MY RESTRAINT? Oh, all right, I held out for about fifteen minutes. 2 points
Caps: 62 2 points
Nationality:Romanian 1 point
Andrea Mei [Mmm, pretty enemy!babies]
D.o.B.: 18.05.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Santon [Any rumours that these two are included solely to up the Italian count as they will never so much as get a sniff of the pitch are hideously cynical and hopelessly unfounded, oh yes.]
D.o.B.: 02.01.91 - 17
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Dejan Stanković
D.o.B.: 11.09.78 - 30 he has the same birthday as mai Acqua!
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 73 2 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Luís Figo
D.o.B.: the dawn of time 04.11.72 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 127 2 points plus a bonus point
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Luís Jiménez
D.o.B.: 17.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 2 point Shush it, he's adorable
Caps: 19 1 point
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Patrick Vieira
D.o.B.: 23.06.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 105 2 points plus a bonus point
Nationality: French 1 point
Olivier Dacourt
D.o.B.: 25.09.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Esteban Cambiasso
D.o.B.: 18.08.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 40 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Sulley Muntari
D.o.B.: 27.08.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 42 2 points
Nationality: Ghanaian 0 points
Ricardo Quaresma
D.o.B.: 26.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 2 points, under complete duress, I might add.
Caps: 23 1 point
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Amantino Mancini
D.o.B.: 01.08.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Franceso Bolzoni
D.o.B.: 07.05.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points *sigh* These babies will be the death of me. Let the record state he was originally a one, but I was beaten up to a two...
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Zlatan Ibrahimović
D.o.B.: 03.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 2 points [SHUT UP]
Caps: 60 2 points
Nationality: Swedish 1 point
Julio Cruz
D.o.B.: 10.10.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Adriano
D.o.B.: 17.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 45 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Hernán Crespo
D.o.B.: 05.07.75 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 75 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mario Balotelli
D.o.B.: 12.08.90 - 18
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
José Mourinho
D.o.B.: 26.01.63 - 45
Appearance: 1 point [all that 'Special' bollocks cuts no ice with me, buster.] 2 points, because Cheryl bullied me into it. [She has over 700 pictures. I cannot face that.]
Nationality: Portugese 1 point
Years Coached: 0 0 points
Team Total:
100 out of a possible 186 points = 54%
Current Standings:
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Cagliari - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Chievo - 44%
Catania - 36%
NexUp next: Juventus, Lazio, Lecce and Milan. Which should be interesting, as neither Lazio nor Lecce have updated their website yet. *tears at hair*