Fangirls' Guide 2008-9: Part 4
The penultimate group in the 2008 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:
Napoli
Palermo
Reggina
Roma
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here, Part Two (Chievo, Fiorentina, Genoa and Inter) is here, and Part Three (Juventus, Lazio, Lecce and Milan) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
[Also? No sodding thanks whatsoever to Photobucket, for going down this morning. If any of the pictures are wrong, please accept my apologies - I have had to guess at the URLs and put them in manually. And I type like a five year old.]
NAPOLI
www.www.sscnapoli.it
Portieri
Matteo Gianello
D.o.B.: 07.05.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gennaro Iezzo
D.o.B.: 08.06.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolás Gastón Navarro
D.o.B.: 25.03.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Difensori
Paolo Cannavaro
D.o.B.: 26.06.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points, for the genes.
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Contini
D.o.B.: 16.04.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points [somebody lend that man a hairbrush] 1 point, because he didn't always look that scruffy.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gianluca Grava
D.o.B.: 07.03.77 - 32
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Leandro Rinaudo [I hate it when my babies leave me]
D.o.B.: 09.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabiano Santacroce
D.o.B.: 24.08.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Mirko Savini
D.o.B.: 11.03.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Salvatore Aronica
D.o.B.: 20.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Nicolas Immodium Amodio
D.o.B.: 10.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Manuele Blasi
D.o.B.: 17.08.80 - 28
Appearance: 2 points [need I remind you how he looks in his pants?]
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mariano Bogliacino
D.o.B.: 02.06.80 -28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Samuele dalla Bona
D.o.B.: 06.02.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Walter Gargano
D.o.B.: 23.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Marek Hamšík
D.o.B.: 27.07.87 - 21
Appearance: 0 points. Bless him.
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Slovakian 1 point
Christian Maggio
D.o.B.: 11.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Mannini
D.o.B.: 25.10.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Montervino
D.o.B.: 07.05.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michele Pazienza
D.o.B.: 05.08.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luigi Vitale
D.o.B.: 05.10.87 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
German Denis
D.o.B.: 10.09.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Inácio Piá
D.o.B.: 22.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Ezequiel Lavezzi
D.o.B.: 03.03.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Andrea Russotto
D.o.B.: 25.03.88 -20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marcelo Zalayeta
D.o.B.: 05.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 47 2 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Allenatore
Edy Reja
D.o.B.: 10.10.45 - 63
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian points
Years Coached: 4 1 point
Team Total:
73 out of a possible 162 points = 45%
PALERMO
www.ilpalermocalcio.it
Portieri
Samir Ujkani
D.o.B.: 05.07.88 - 20
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Albanian 1 point
Alberto Fontana
D.o.B.: 23.01.67 - 41
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Amelia
D.o.B.: 02.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Ciro Capuano
D.o.B.: 10.07.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points He is, so there.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cesare Bovo
D.o.B.: 14.01.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Samuele Romeo
D.o.B.: 06.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Paolo Dellafiore
D.o.B.: 02.02.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Argentine His U21 caps are Italian, so he gets 2 points
Mattia Cassani
D.o.B.: 26.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 2 points. Yum.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simon Kjær
D.o.B.: 26.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Danish 1 point
The Thin White Duke Federico Balzaretti
D.o.B.: 06.12.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps:4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Raggi
D.o.B.: 24.06.84 -24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Moris Carrozzieri
D.o.B.: 16.11.81 - 27 [blimey. He looks about 40.]
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for having the balls to carry off that STUPID bloody top-knot.
Caps:0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Giovanni Tedesco
D.o.B.: 13.05.72 - 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giulio Migliaccio
D.o.B.: 23.06.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Liverani
D.o.B.: 29.04.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Roberto Guana
D.o.B.: 21.01.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Maurizio Ciaramitaro
D.o.B.: 16.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca di Matteo
D.o.B.: 25.02.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mark Bresciano
D.o.B.: 11.02.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 58 2 points
Nationality: Australian 0 points
Fabio Simplício
D.o.B.: 23.09.79 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Antonio Nocerino
D.o.B.: 09.04.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Levan Mchedlidze [nope, I have NO IDEA how to pronounce that.]
D.o.B.: 24.03.90 - 18
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Georgian 1 point
Edinson Cavani
D.o.B.: 14.02.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for his socks. You can't begrudge me that.
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Fabrizio Miccoli
D.o.B.: 27.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Succi
D.o.B.: 11.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 2 points [Don't believe me? Check this out.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Igor Budan
D.o.B.: 22.04.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Croatian 1 point
Davide Lanzafame
D.o.B.: 09.02.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Davide Ballardini
D.o.B.: 06.01.64 - 42
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: about ten minutes - and, knowing Zampa, he'll be lucky to make it to half term 0 points
Team Total:
85 out of a possible 168 points = 51%
REGGINA
www.regginacalcio.com
Portieri
Andrea Campagnolo
D.o.B.: 17.06.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pietro Marino
D.o.B.: 21.11.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Christian Puggioni
D.o.B.: 17.01.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Pablo Âlvarez
D.o.B.: 07.02.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Urugauayan 0 points
Antonino Barillà
D.o.B.: 01.04.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Bruno Cirillo
D.o.B.: 21.03.77 - 31
Appearance:0 points [Eeek!]
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Cosenza
D.o.B.: 05.02.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Costa
D.o.B.: 01.02.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Giosa
D.o.B.: 21.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Maurizio Lanzaro
D.o.B.: 14.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Santos
D.o.B.: 18.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Carlos Valdez
D.o.B.: 02.05.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Centrocampisti
Edgar Barreto
D.o.B.: 15.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 34 2 points
Nationality: Paraguayan 0 points
Carlos Carmona
D.o.B.: 21.02.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Emmanuel Cascione
D.o.B.: 22.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide di Gennaro
D.o.B.: 16.06.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point Dude, your hair is alive!
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Emil Hallfreðsson
D.o.B.: 29.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Icelandic 1 point
Jonis Khoris
D.o.B.: 15.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Alessio Sestu
D.o.B.: 29.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Tognozzi
D.o.B.: 03.10.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Vigiani
D.o.B.: 25.08.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolas Viola
D.o.B.: 12.12.89 - 18
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Franco Brienza *squishes*
D.o.B.: 19.03.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Ceravolo*licks*
D.o.B.: 05.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Bernado Corradi
D.o.B.: 30.03.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Cozza
D.o.B.: 19.01.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ðorđe Rakić
D.o.B.: 31.10.85 - 22
Appearance: 2 points [ See?]
Caps: Wiki isn't sure, but Zine and Kayannie say more than five, so he gets 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Christian Stuani
D.o.B.: 12.10.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Allenatore
Nevio Orlandi
D.o.B.: 30.01.54 - 54
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 0 0 points
Team Total:
83 out of a possible 168 points = 49%
ROMA
www.asroma.it
Portieri
Doni
D.o.B.: 22.10.78 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Júlio Sérgio
D.o.B.: 08.11.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Arthur
[Whoops. Not that one. This one.]
D.o.B.: 25.01.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Pietro Pipolo
D.o.B.: 27.02.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point [What, in the name of all that's holy, is that in his HAIR?!]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Marco Cassetti
D.o.B.: 29.05.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points [lilianna76 has persuaded me.]
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Max Tonetto
D.o.B.: 18.11.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
John Arne Riise
D.o.B.: 24.09.80 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 88 2 points
Nationality: Norwegian 1 point
Simone Loria
D.o.B.: 28.10.76 - 31
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Philippe Mexès
D.o.B.: 30.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points. I still don't want to talk about it.
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Juan
D.o.B.: 01.02.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 63 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Cicinho
D.o.B.: 24.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points [Is it possible? Does this squad have more Brazilians than Milan?]
Christian Panucci
D.o.B.: 12.04.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 79 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Valerio Virga
D.o.B.: 29.06.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point Hel-LO, pretty!
Caps: 1 0 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Brighi
D.o.B.: 14.02.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 36 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simone Perrotta
D.o.B.: 17.09.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 45 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele de Rossi
D.o.B.: 24.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 2 points *looks round belligerently*
Caps: 37 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rodrigo Taddei
D.o.B.: 06.03.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point [INORITE! Who'd've thought it?]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Alberto Aquilani
D.o.B.: 07.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point I've said it before, and I'll say it again. His eyes went in the same direction, he might've got a two.
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
*coughs* There has been some debate as to whether or not Aquilani should be a two. Some people say his eyes don't go in different directions. [But then, Marie said that about Cesc, too - I guess love really is blind.] I respectfully disagree:
NOT. A. TWO.
David Pizarro
D.o.B.: 11.09.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 36 2 points
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Attacanti
Stefano Okaka Chuka
D.o.B.: 09.08.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points They are all U19, so I'm afraid do not count here.
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jeremy Menez
D.o.B.: 07.05.87 - 21
Appearance: 2 points GO AWAY, pretty French people!
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Vincenzo Montella
D.o.B.: 18.06.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 20 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Júlio Baptista
D.o.B.: 01.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 41 2 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Francesco Totti
D.o.B.: 27.09.76 - 31
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 58 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mirko Vučinić
D.o.B.: 01.10.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Allenatore
Luciano Spalletti
D.o.B.: 07.03.59 - 49
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 3 1 point
Team Total:
89 out of a possible 156 points = 57%
Current Standings:
Milan - 67%
Juventus - 65%
Roma - 57%
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Palermo - 51%
Cagliari - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Reggina - 49%
Napoli - 45%
Chievo - 44%
Lazio - 44%
Lecce - 43%
Catania - 36%
Last group up next - Sampdoria, Siena, Torino and Udinese. Will one of those be our winner? *desperately attempts to instil some tension*
Napoli
Palermo
Reggina
Roma
If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part One (Atalanta, Bologna, Cagliari, Catania) can be found here, Part Two (Chievo, Fiorentina, Genoa and Inter) is here, and Part Three (Juventus, Lazio, Lecce and Milan) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*
[Also? No sodding thanks whatsoever to Photobucket, for going down this morning. If any of the pictures are wrong, please accept my apologies - I have had to guess at the URLs and put them in manually. And I type like a five year old.]
NAPOLI
www.www.sscnapoli.it
Portieri
Matteo Gianello
D.o.B.: 07.05.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gennaro Iezzo
D.o.B.: 08.06.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolás Gastón Navarro
D.o.B.: 25.03.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Difensori
Paolo Cannavaro
D.o.B.: 26.06.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points, for the genes.
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Contini
D.o.B.: 16.04.80 - 28
Appearance: 0 points [somebody lend that man a hairbrush] 1 point, because he didn't always look that scruffy.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gianluca Grava
D.o.B.: 07.03.77 - 32
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Leandro Rinaudo [I hate it when my babies leave me]
D.o.B.: 09.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabiano Santacroce
D.o.B.: 24.08.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Mirko Savini
D.o.B.: 11.03.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Salvatore Aronica
D.o.B.: 20.01.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Nicolas Immodium Amodio
D.o.B.: 10.03.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Manuele Blasi
D.o.B.: 17.08.80 - 28
Appearance: 2 points [need I remind you how he looks in his pants?]
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mariano Bogliacino
D.o.B.: 02.06.80 -28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Samuele dalla Bona
D.o.B.: 06.02.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Walter Gargano
D.o.B.: 23.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 18 1 point
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Marek Hamšík
D.o.B.: 27.07.87 - 21
Appearance: 0 points. Bless him.
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Slovakian 1 point
Christian Maggio
D.o.B.: 11.02.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele Mannini
D.o.B.: 25.10.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Montervino
D.o.B.: 07.05.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michele Pazienza
D.o.B.: 05.08.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luigi Vitale
D.o.B.: 05.10.87 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
German Denis
D.o.B.: 10.09.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Inácio Piá
D.o.B.: 22.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Ezequiel Lavezzi
D.o.B.: 03.03.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Andrea Russotto
D.o.B.: 25.03.88 -20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marcelo Zalayeta
D.o.B.: 05.12.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 47 2 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Allenatore
Edy Reja
D.o.B.: 10.10.45 - 63
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian points
Years Coached: 4 1 point
Team Total:
73 out of a possible 162 points = 45%
PALERMO
www.ilpalermocalcio.it
Portieri
Samir Ujkani
D.o.B.: 05.07.88 - 20
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Albanian 1 point
Alberto Fontana
D.o.B.: 23.01.67 - 41
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Amelia
D.o.B.: 02.04.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Ciro Capuano
D.o.B.: 10.07.81 - 27
Appearance: 2 points He is, so there.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cesare Bovo
D.o.B.: 14.01.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Samuele Romeo
D.o.B.: 06.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Paolo Dellafiore
D.o.B.: 02.02.85 - 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Argentine His U21 caps are Italian, so he gets 2 points
Mattia Cassani
D.o.B.: 26.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 2 points. Yum.
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simon Kjær
D.o.B.: 26.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Danish 1 point
The Thin White Duke Federico Balzaretti
D.o.B.: 06.12.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps:4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Raggi
D.o.B.: 24.06.84 -24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Moris Carrozzieri
D.o.B.: 16.11.81 - 27 [blimey. He looks about 40.]
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for having the balls to carry off that STUPID bloody top-knot.
Caps:0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Giovanni Tedesco
D.o.B.: 13.05.72 - 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giulio Migliaccio
D.o.B.: 23.06.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Liverani
D.o.B.: 29.04.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Roberto Guana
D.o.B.: 21.01.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Maurizio Ciaramitaro
D.o.B.: 16.01.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca di Matteo
D.o.B.: 25.02.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mark Bresciano
D.o.B.: 11.02.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 58 2 points
Nationality: Australian 0 points
Fabio Simplício
D.o.B.: 23.09.79 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Antonio Nocerino
D.o.B.: 09.04.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 22 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Levan Mchedlidze [nope, I have NO IDEA how to pronounce that.]
D.o.B.: 24.03.90 - 18
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Georgian 1 point
Edinson Cavani
D.o.B.: 14.02.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for his socks. You can't begrudge me that.
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Fabrizio Miccoli
D.o.B.: 27.06.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 10 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Succi
D.o.B.: 11.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 2 points [Don't believe me? Check this out.]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Igor Budan
D.o.B.: 22.04.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Croatian 1 point
Davide Lanzafame
D.o.B.: 09.02.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Davide Ballardini
D.o.B.: 06.01.64 - 42
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: about ten minutes - and, knowing Zampa, he'll be lucky to make it to half term 0 points
Team Total:
85 out of a possible 168 points = 51%
REGGINA
www.regginacalcio.com
Portieri
Andrea Campagnolo
D.o.B.: 17.06.78 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pietro Marino
D.o.B.: 21.11.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Christian Puggioni
D.o.B.: 17.01.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Pablo Âlvarez
D.o.B.: 07.02.85 - 23
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Urugauayan 0 points
Antonino Barillà
D.o.B.: 01.04.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Bruno Cirillo
D.o.B.: 21.03.77 - 31
Appearance:0 points [Eeek!]
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Cosenza
D.o.B.: 05.02.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Costa
D.o.B.: 01.02.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Antonio Giosa
D.o.B.: 21.08.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Maurizio Lanzaro
D.o.B.: 14.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Santos
D.o.B.: 18.08.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Carlos Valdez
D.o.B.: 02.05.83 - 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Centrocampisti
Edgar Barreto
D.o.B.: 15.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 34 2 points
Nationality: Paraguayan 0 points
Carlos Carmona
D.o.B.: 21.02.87 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 5 1 point
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Emmanuel Cascione
D.o.B.: 22.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide di Gennaro
D.o.B.: 16.06.88 - 20
Appearance: 1 point Dude, your hair is alive!
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Emil Hallfreðsson
D.o.B.: 29.06.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality: Icelandic 1 point
Jonis Khoris
D.o.B.: 15.03.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Romanian 1 point
Alessio Sestu
D.o.B.: 29.09.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Tognozzi
D.o.B.: 03.10.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Vigiani
D.o.B.: 25.08.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolas Viola
D.o.B.: 12.12.89 - 18
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Franco Brienza *squishes*
D.o.B.: 19.03.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Ceravolo*licks*
D.o.B.: 05.03.87 - 21
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Bernado Corradi
D.o.B.: 30.03.76 - 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Cozza
D.o.B.: 19.01.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ðorđe Rakić
D.o.B.: 31.10.85 - 22
Appearance: 2 points [ See?]
Caps: Wiki isn't sure, but Zine and Kayannie say more than five, so he gets 1 point
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Christian Stuani
D.o.B.: 12.10.86 - 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Allenatore
Nevio Orlandi
D.o.B.: 30.01.54 - 54
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 0 0 points
Team Total:
83 out of a possible 168 points = 49%
ROMA
www.asroma.it
Portieri
Doni
D.o.B.: 22.10.78 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 11 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Júlio Sérgio
D.o.B.: 08.11.78 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Arthur
[Whoops. Not that one. This one.]
D.o.B.: 25.01.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Pietro Pipolo
D.o.B.: 27.02.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point [What, in the name of all that's holy, is that in his HAIR?!]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Marco Cassetti
D.o.B.: 29.05.77 - 31
Appearance: 2 points [lilianna76 has persuaded me.]
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Max Tonetto
D.o.B.: 18.11.74 - 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
John Arne Riise
D.o.B.: 24.09.80 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 88 2 points
Nationality: Norwegian 1 point
Simone Loria
D.o.B.: 28.10.76 - 31
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Philippe Mexès
D.o.B.: 30.03.82 - 26
Appearance: 2 points. I still don't want to talk about it.
Caps: 9 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Juan
D.o.B.: 01.02.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 63 2 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Cicinho
D.o.B.: 24.06.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points [Is it possible? Does this squad have more Brazilians than Milan?]
Christian Panucci
D.o.B.: 12.04.73 - 35
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 79 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Valerio Virga
D.o.B.: 29.06.86 - 22
Appearance: 1 point Hel-LO, pretty!
Caps: 1 0 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matteo Brighi
D.o.B.: 14.02.81 - 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 36 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Simone Perrotta
D.o.B.: 17.09.77 - 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 45 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Daniele de Rossi
D.o.B.: 24.07.83 - 25
Appearance: 2 points *looks round belligerently*
Caps: 37 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Rodrigo Taddei
D.o.B.: 06.03.80 - 28
Appearance: 1 point [INORITE! Who'd've thought it?]
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Alberto Aquilani
D.o.B.: 07.07.84 - 24
Appearance: 1 point I've said it before, and I'll say it again. His eyes went in the same direction, he might've got a two.
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
*coughs* There has been some debate as to whether or not Aquilani should be a two. Some people say his eyes don't go in different directions. [But then, Marie said that about Cesc, too - I guess love really is blind.] I respectfully disagree:
NOT. A. TWO.
David Pizarro
D.o.B.: 11.09.79 - 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 36 2 points
Nationality: Chilean 0 points
Attacanti
Stefano Okaka Chuka
D.o.B.: 09.08.89 - 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points They are all U19, so I'm afraid do not count here.
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Jeremy Menez
D.o.B.: 07.05.87 - 21
Appearance: 2 points GO AWAY, pretty French people!
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Vincenzo Montella
D.o.B.: 18.06.74 - 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 20 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Júlio Baptista
D.o.B.: 01.10.81 - 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 41 2 point
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Francesco Totti
D.o.B.: 27.09.76 - 31
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 58 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mirko Vučinić
D.o.B.: 01.10.83 - 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Allenatore
Luciano Spalletti
D.o.B.: 07.03.59 - 49
Appearance: 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Years Coached: 3 1 point
Team Total:
89 out of a possible 156 points = 57%
Current Standings:
Milan - 67%
Juventus - 65%
Roma - 57%
Fiorentina - 56%
Inter - 54%
Atalanta - 53%
Palermo - 51%
Cagliari - 50%
Bologna - 49%
Genoa - 49%
Reggina - 49%
Napoli - 45%
Chievo - 44%
Lazio - 44%
Lecce - 43%
Catania - 36%
Last group up next - Sampdoria, Siena, Torino and Udinese. Will one of those be our winner? *desperately attempts to instil some tension*