novembersmith: The name Kiki even looks a bit like Kirk, if you squint

Kiki: ... What?

Kiki: Sorry, was reading.

novembersmith: ...hey, what's up?

brimtoast: Oh, we're just shipping Kiki/Spock over here

brimtoast: :)

novembersmith: ...I totally didn't just make us into a ST-AU

Kiki: Er.

Kiki: I'm not sure I am comfortable with that at all,

Boyfriend: Honey... I have sort of a serious question for you ( Read more... )

(  ''would it be weird to fuck peanut butter...?'' )

James: I finished Hugh's profile
Fae: YAY
James: Teh sexings can begin.
Fae: One track mind
Fae: I do secretly have a penis.
James: Shocking, no matter how many times you claim it

[Note: I role play a character on a Harry Potter forum and my friend plays her boyfriend, Hugh.]

Boyfriend: Do you know of a good obgyn in town?
Me: Uhh... Is there something we need to talk about?

me: i'm eating break up cake
ben: breakup cake?
me: yeah it's like break up sex, only with, you know, carbs.

( You would think that most girls would finish that story with a tale involving a razor... but no, not me. )