"A-Damn, I am very glad you and I have these discussions. "
adorKablefae: if you dip a spoon in nutella
adorKablefae: you can eat it like a lollypop.
Guru of FunkFu: ive never had it
Guru of FunkFu: i dont even think they sell it up here
Guru of FunkFu: you should send some to me
adorKablefae: It's right next to the fucking peanut butter
Guru of FunkFu: i thought you said its next best to fucking peanut butter
Guru of FunkFu: would it be weird to fuck peanut butter...?
adorKablefae: probably a bit gooey
Guru of FunkFu: it would get everywhere
adorKablefae: well you could stick your dick in the jar and fuck it like that...
Guru of FunkFu: still would get everywhere
adorKablefae: yeah I guess
Guru of FunkFu: and then youre left with a bunch of peanut butter with a hole in it
adorKablefae: you'd have to wear a condom or pull out
adorKablefae: cause otherwise there'd be cum in your peanut butter
adorKablefae: and no one wants that.
Guru of FunkFu: no one?
Guru of FunkFu: prolly no one
adorKablefae: yeah
adorKablefae: cause who would want to put that on a sammich?
Guru of FunkFu: weirdos
Guru of FunkFu: i guess you could carve out the affected area before you use it for eating
Guru of FunkFu: like cheese going bad
adorKablefae: well I guess
adorKablefae: but maybe I'd just have to throw it out
adorKablefae: cause I don't think I could eat peanut butter out of that jar without my gag reflex acting up
Guru of FunkFu: what if you didnt know?
Guru of FunkFu: and i just giggled every time you made a sandwich?
adorKablefae: ....
adorKablefae: I would smell it and know
adorKablefae: cause it would either have that condom smell
Guru of FunkFu: not if i scooped it out!
adorKablefae: or would smell like spunk
adorKablefae: No
adorKablefae: you can't get rid of that smell
adorKablefae: it lingers, I tell you.