This is what my job does to me:
me: Wow
this dealership gives complimentary manicures
Cecily: huh
me: Ron Tonkin Acura
Cecily: that's weird
me: While you wait for your car
Do they groom your dog too?
Cecily: probably
me: powder your bottom?
Cecily: lovely
me: CHANGE YOUR DIAPER?!
Cecily: well, of course
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