Abby had woken up that morning with an unmistakable case of morning wood, plus a distinct shortage of boobs.  The island had decided to play with the outward manifestations of genetic status again, apparently. She really ought to be used to this by now. Oh, wait, she was, but evidently she was still not used to it enough to remember to always keep ( Read more... )

She'd woken up that morning as usual, which in this case meant cuddling with Tim, who was very warm and snuggly when he was half asleep due to caffeine deprivation.  It was hard not to stay there all day, especially since she sort of felt like they were on borrowed time. Eventually there would be a large firework-laden argument and every day there ( Read more... )

Neither Teyla nor Dave were the type to sleep late in the morning.   This morning was little different, stretched out across his chest, Teyla had not remembered putting a shirt back on at any point, nor the boxers she had on.  There was a softness to the skin she was stretched across that was not what she remembered either, slowly cracking open her ( Read more... )

She hadn't believed it at first.  It wouldn't happen again, would it?  But apparently it had.  Abby had gone over to check on Tony, to see how he was doing and generally be a pest and he hadn't been there.  None of his stuff had been there except a bracelet, like he'd never even existed on the island (again).   Sometimes she really hated this ( Read more... )

With breakfast and a short conversation with Julian accomplished, Abby was on her way to the lab, having snagged a couple of pieces of bacon on her way out of the kitchen.  People were behaving a little oddly in the kitchen, and she'd decided it was safer to be in the lab, especially given the fact that today was one of those Island Day of Infamy- ( Read more... )

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"He must have sobered up a bit since then, because he was mostly sober when I saw him." Mostly. Of course, there'd been that bit about Tony's girlfriend and it explained a lot. A whole lot. Of course, with Abby still doing...whatever it was she was doing to him, he decided not to mention that part of it. Not ( Read more... )

The bamboozling of NCIS had been successful.  Lisa had played her role perfectly and Gibbs had suspected nothing from Lisa or Abby.  Tony had gotten a headslap or three for "making eyes at the consultant," and Ziva had accused him of having cats in his belfry at one point (Abby was fairly certain she meant bats), but overall it had gone well.  Tim ( Read more... )