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I dreamt a fucking movie starring Nicolas Cage as the antagonist (yours truly as the protagonist) about an old two story haunted house that would moan and creek and yell and generally get in my way but would never actually hurt me. I would run through it, overtaken with fear and panic, knowing the one rule - I would not be harmed - but refusing to ( Read more... )

Life is voluptuous and succulent sometimes, like if Aunt Jemima was just suddenly made out of mangoes. Suddenly I have cashmoney, an amazing guitar, two plane tickets to


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Fresh and delicious - I just wrote the rest of the verse lyrics to the song I've been trying to finish for the past couple months. The only thing I'm missing is about half a bridge now, and that's just lyrically. I already have the music for it. Tonight I wrote everything but the refrains; the "I can't imagine" parts. This is a song in A minor ( Read more... )

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You know what's really scary about senility? How they're senile in all the ways they were earlier in life, just so much more so now. And so much blinder about themselves. As we age, perhaps we are exaggerated. By then will we have already had our turn to be real ( Read more... )

As many of you know, it wasn't that many moons ago I was working in a sex shop. While there, JUST LIKE ANY OF YOU WOULD HAVE DONE I MIGHT ADD, curiosity got the best of me and I purchased this:


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The mortuary man came by today. It threw me off for two reasons:

1. We forgot to make his pre-order for the Hunigoon funeral.
2. He was good looking. Obviously not the owner of the raspy voice I spoke to yesterday, he got away scott free with the whole tall/dark/handsome thing being, of course, the mortuary man ( Read more... )