Like SEX TOYS? Be informed.
As many of you know, it wasn't that many moons ago I was working in a sex shop. While there, JUST LIKE ANY OF YOU WOULD HAVE DONE I MIGHT ADD, curiosity got the best of me and I purchased this:
It was the white one. Note the glitter sheen! Heartwrenchingly beautiful, isn't it. Yes, that was my first impression as well.
Well, let me just tell you that after a few uses of this baby it no longer has its fetching iridescent coating.
Where did the coating go, you ask?
That's a very good question. Perhaps a better one would be, where else could it have gone.
MORAL: Do not buy an Opulent brand dildo.
It was the white one. Note the glitter sheen! Heartwrenchingly beautiful, isn't it. Yes, that was my first impression as well.
Well, let me just tell you that after a few uses of this baby it no longer has its fetching iridescent coating.
Where did the coating go, you ask?
That's a very good question. Perhaps a better one would be, where else could it have gone.
MORAL: Do not buy an Opulent brand dildo.