Secret Santa 005
lost in stillwater; a picspam
My gift to all you lovely people! ♥
Unfortunately, the footage on the Too Bad for Hell DVD isn't as high quality as the Tournado one is. And I maybe left this a bit last minute and didn't spend as much time on it as I would have liked to, but whatever, NOT ACTUALLY MAKING ANY EXCUSES, BECAUSE THEIR PRETTY IS STILL UNPARALLELED. :)
Tyson: Welcome to the Batcave. *points to sign* Yeah, that's how we made it official. This is our house.
Tyson: Our roof caved in last summer, and I had to uh...do a quick fix.
That is a terrible quick fix.
Nick: *whacks a bug vigorously* Yeah! Eat that! Dude, I just saved our lives.
Guys, their fridge. I just. *facepalm*
No, I don't know what's going on either.
Tyson: This is the very first van that we ever like, ever did anything in out of this town. We drove this up to New York. Except we had this big daycare The All-American Rejects stickers on the side, which like, screamed 'rob me.' So we took those off after we got back from New York, which makes perfect sense.
Tyson: We wrote all over the inside forever. So it's kinda cool. I'm gonna try and get this thing ripped out so I can put it in a big frame.
Daycare? Does he maybe mean...decal? Oh, Tyson.
Tyson: [to drive through attendant] Yeah, please don't spit on it.
DTA: What do you want me not to spit on?
Tyson: Just my bacon, egg and cheese combo.
This is a Tyson's Precious Face appreciation post.
Tyson: We're going to the highschool. SHS. I graduated in 2002, he [points at Nick] graduated in 2001.
Nick: Nope, 2000.
Tyson: 2000, sorry. We don't really recognize it either, 'cause they've done all this construction, and I have no idea what the hell they've done to it.
GEEZ, TY, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SAD THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN HE GRADUATED. ALSO, CHRIS'S ASS IN DEM JEANS. GOOD LORD.
[there is laughter at Nick's year book photo]
Tyson: It's okay. In mine, I was wearing a purple shirt. "Can I sell you a used car?"
skdfjlsd. LOVE.
Tyson: Just the fact that we played Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do it for You right here, like on the 'S'...blows my mind.
Tyson: Should we be in here, dude? We're gonna get arrested.
Nick: This is where I got kicked out of photography class - in this room right here.
Nick: I got kicked out of this class too. Computer science. Oh dude, we gotta go to the band room. I got kicked out of band too.
NICKOLAS, YOU ARE SUCH A BOY.
Tyson: I got my test scores back, and they said "well, you're probably gonna be someone in...social services."
Tyson: [spots someone] Uh oh. Busted.
Nick: No, that's the janitor, dude.
Tyson: Oh, he's the guy - we mooned him - he's the guy who snuck us up onto the roof. 'Cause every year, we used to...the seniors are supposed to get up on the roof. We better hurry up and skedaddle, 'cause he's gonna tell the principal.
Skedaddle. He said skedaddle. There are hearts in my eyes right now.
Tyson: This used to be our vintage clothing store.
Let us take a moment to stare at their butts. MIKEY, YOUR BAGGY JEANS ARE NOT CONDUCIVE TO THIS ACTIVITY. CHRIS, HONEY, YOU JUST KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON.
Nick: Mike's College Bar, man! I went there and drank legally for the first time last night. It was beautiful.
Someone better write fanfic in which young!Nick'n'Ty sneak in and get drunk. I'm just saying.
Nick: First all-age club in Oklahoma we ever played. So, are we - are you are you gonna come check it out or what?
Camera guy: Let's go!
Nick: Let's get 'er done.
Nick then introduces that guy as Reggie, and some other stuff is said, but I became completely distracted by how adorable they are here, so no transcriptions for you. I AM SORRY. BUT LOOK! LOOK AT THEIR FAAAACES. (Although I do remember that the words "give us a little pootie tang" were uttered).
Chris: I saw my first show with the Rejects [here] - before I played with the Rejects - and I had my first show playing in the band with the Rejects here. My worst show was when the click track broke, and we went through it for three days. Then we played it again, and it rocked the second time we played here.
Chris: This is a cool club. This is amazing.
Mike: This is where I met the Rejects for the first time, when they played with my old band.
This is the extent of Mike's speaking in this vid. HE IS A NINJA.
When you tell these boys to 'make love to the camera', this is what you get:
Mike: *continues to smile adorably*
Chris: *pulls unpublishable goofy faces*
Nick: *gropes himself*
Tyson: *zones out*
So...business as usual then?
Chris: We're gonna come do an alias show here sometime. Under like, "Crucial Con" or something like that. Just invite our friends.
Chris: It'll be good. It'll be really good.
Happy Holidays everybody! ♥
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