Ty in House 3x17 - Fetal Position. A picspam!

Dec 08, 2009 22:50

So, the other boys seriously need to do stuff, I WANT TO SQUEE OVER THEIR ADORABLENESS, DAMMIT. Lol, I just had a vision of Chris in Merlin.

Tyson appears for all of 2 minutes, which, while I didn’t care about this during the original airing, because OMG, TYSON IN MY SHOW, now I’m just sadfacing all over. Needs moar Tyson, basically. So much so that you get a whole set of pictures for every one line he speaks. And then some. XD

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A picspam of Ty in 3x17 - Fetal Position





Emma: Hey.



Tyson: You got this whole thing wrong, Em. It’s the rock star that’s supposed to be late, not the rock star photographer.

5 seconds in and he's already turned on the charm. That's our Ty. ♥



Emma: Sorry. Morning sickness. Touch the belly.



Tyson: First time I’ve been asked to do that.

OH, HIS LITTLE SMIRK. I EVEN LOVE SCRIPTED TYSON YOU GUYS. *clutches fondly*



Emma: Come on. It’s good luck.



Tyson: Mmm. Ooh. *plus other appreciative noises*

Haha, Tyson and babies. OMG, DE-AGED CRACK FIC. CAN YOU IMAGINE CHRIS AND MIKE DEALING WITH TYSON AND NICK, WHO HAVE SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT EXPLANATION TURNED INTO BBS? IT WILL BE LIKE, OH HEY WHAT? MIKE, MAN, YOU'RE ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD BABYSITTER! AND CHRIS WILL BE ALL, "FUCK THAT DUDE, NICK NEEDS A DIAPER CHANGE, AND I'M NOT DOING IT" WHILE STRUGGLING WITH TY IN HIS ARMS, WHO IS TRYING HARDCORE TO WRIGGLE FREE.

(Um, I spend a lot of time in sci fi and fantasy fandoms? >__>)



Emma: Get the keynotes behind the drop.

I like all the people fussing over him. And how uncomfortable he looks. LOOK AT HIS EXPRESSION IN THE THIRD PANEL. LOL FOREVER.



Emma: So, what do you think?
[Tyson turns. It's an old-fashioned classroom, with a chalkboard that has “The All-American Rejects” written on it. You can observe the horrible mustard cardigan he's wearing for yourself. It's ridiculously precious, I admit. ♥]

Does the angle in the fourth panel randomly make that other dude look like RPattz? What the.

I am especially fond of the guy who is like *VIGOROUSLY COMBS HAIR*...



Tyson: Uh, I think people aren’t going to get it.

...only to have Tyson muss it up again. It's not shown, but in my personal canon, comb!guy is standing off to side, fuming and going, "GODDAMN ROCK STARS."



Emma: Come on. All-American Rejects. Juxtaposing a classic image of Americana with modern pop culture. You.

His attentive head tilt! He's like a little puppy!



Tyson: Oh, yeah. Everyone loves a good juxtaposition.

Trying so hard to sound enthusiastic. *grins*



Tyson: *whispers* My fans were born in the 90's.

*laughs*

Awww, hair falling in his eyes. <3



Emma: You know what? You do this picture, you’ll gain forty years of fans.

This sequence, starting here, is my absolute favourite. It's very, "okay sweetheart, do this and you can go out and play." Loveeeeee.



Tyson: Yeah?

HIS LITTLE NOSE CRINKLE. THE HAIR FALLING IN HIS EYES. THE LEANING INTO HER FOND HAIR AND COLLAR FIXING-NESS. AWWWWW. SHE NEEDS TO PLAY HIS MOTHER IN A MOVIE LIKE, YESTERDAY.



Emma: Yeah.

From various angles, she reminds me of Gillian Anderson. But Gillian's hotter. =P



Tyson: Love the Rockwell thing.

HIS PRETEND RELUCTANCE TO CONCEDE. THE LITTLE FAKE/PLAYFUL EYEROLL. SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY MORE MOVIE ROLES.



Emma: I thought so.

SEEEE? MUST. PLAY. MOTHER. AND. SON.



Emma: Okay. Kill the house lights. Let’s go.

♥_____♥



I could not stop laughing. The first pose is definitely something he does on stage, but I have no idea what's going on in the second one. *sporfle* And awwww at his pout in the third set.



Emma: Hang on. Hey. Who’s in charge of the backdrop? Naomi!



Tyson: What’s wrong with it?
Emma: Uh, well the words are completely jumbled. What? You can read that?



Tyson: Of course. You okay?

His concerned faaaace. :'(



Emma: No. Oh, God. *puts camera down* I could be having a… a… What’s the mnemonic? Uh… F. F is for face. Is my smile crooked?

The following is how you can tell if you're too obsessed: you're more worried about the distress being caused to Tyson than the lady who's having a stroke.



Tyson: What are you doing?
Emma: A. A is for arms. Arms.
Tyson: You should really sit down. Can somebody get her some water?



Emma: S. S is speech. I’m slurring. I’m slurring? Huh. Oh!

A thought just occurred to me - and it's kind of epic. You guys. You guys. AAR have legit been placed into the House 'verse. You know how there's always a House crossover in every single fandom (Well, idk about you, but they seem to follow me wherever I go)? Yeah, well ours is OFFICIAL. Yet another reason our band > every other band ever. "My band exists in the House 'verse. What does yours do?"



Emma: Oh. F-A-S-T. T is time. Hurry, somebody, uh. Call 911. Tell them I’m having a stroke.

DDDDDD= I want to wrap him up in blanket and tell him it's all going to be okay. *pats*



AWWWW, EVEN THE TOP OF HIS HEAD IS CUTE.

Throughout the rest of the episode, House is snarky, Chase is pretty, Cameron is righteous, and Foreman is sick of this shit. You should watch it.

Note: The usual drill - caps made and cleaned up by me. Please don't alter, use for other things etc etc blah blah.

my squee let me show you it, *house, ~tyson ritter, !picspam

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