House Bunny spam! Because Ty is adorable, duh.
This is what I do when I should be studying. Priorities: I haz them. Previous Tournado DVD picspam here.
A picpam of Tyson's featurette from the House Bunny special features DVD.
I got the call from my staff to do the audition...
...and I'm sitting here like, "What?! Who?! Alright!"
Best. faces. ever.
No, are you kidding me? I literally crapped my pants on the way over to the Sony studios...
HE IS DANCING. WITH A TOTEM POLE STATUE THINGY ON HIS HEAD. NOBODY APPEARS TO FIND THIS UNUSUAL. OH TY.
...and then met Adam Sandler right before an audition...
GOOFY SMILE. And a letterman jacket! I find this whole thing hilarious actually. He was so vehement about not wanting to be mistaken for a frat boy when the band got matching AAR tattoos, and now here he is, playing a frat boy. <33333
...which for some reason Allen Covert thought it would be a great idea to meet somebody who's gonna make you piss your pants. Went upstairs, did the audition: ACED IT! Got my grades back...A+!
Hello world, it's Tyson, from the set...
...the actual set, of the Anna Faris project. I'm really excited!
JSKDJFLK. HIS LITTLE SMILE. HOW SO PRECIOUS?
We're gonna shoot my first scene ever in the history of me, so uh, it's a big day for Tyson!...I just spoke about myself in third person.
HE JUST SPOKE ABOUT HIMSELF IN THIRD PERSON! AND NOW I'M JUST REPEATING THINGS BACK TO YOU! It's because I'm incoherent with squee.
Heather Parry [producer]: I've known Tyson since I worked at MTV and he's always been really funny and charismatic and so outgoing...
...so I thought he'd be perfect for a frat scene party guy.
Fun fact, did you know that the writing team for this movie also wrote She's the Man? Which, apart from being my favourite movie possibly ever, featured Dirty Little Secret and Move Along. Just thought I'd share that piece of win with you.
We are at the morning of night...two. I've had a lot of coffee already, and uh, I'm feeling pretty acclimated.
YOU GUYS. ACCLIMATED. ACCLIMATED! HE'S A ROCKSTAR WHO USES BIG WORDS! *swoons*
AND HIS HAIR. JUST LOOK AT HIS HAAAAAAAIR. I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO SMOOTH IT DOWN OR RUFFLE IT UP EVEN MORE.
*is hyper and reciting his lines really quickly* That was hot. I've never seen anybody get sacrificed before. That was hot! Me neither! That's my second line, and then I said "I don't know anything about those either!" *finally contains himself* I love coffee!
The "I love coffee" line has got to be one of my favourite sentences to ever come out of his mouth. No really, the delivery is beyond adorable. If anything, you should rent the DVD out for this one line.
Fr srs, the cameraman found it cute too - you can hear him laughing behind the camera.
Stay in school! Stay off coffee! Starbucks makes too many children-oriented drinks. It's like chicken mcnuggets, nobody pays any attention to it, but America's gonna get shorter and shorter thanks to *taps cup* nondescript coffee companies.
I LOVE HOW HE JUST TANGENTS (shh, I'm making that a verb) SO EASILY. I WANT TO JUST SIT IN A ROOM WITH HIM AND COUNT HOW QUICKLY HE BOUNCES FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC.
ALSO, NONDESCRIPT! Okay, not really a big word, but I don't need a reason to love all over him. <3333
Allen Covert [producer]: He's been great! I mean, he was always like, "I don't know how to act!" and then he would get in front of the camera, and he would nail it. (WHILE SMILING WIDELY I MIGHT ADD. EVERYBODY LOVES HIIIIM. *proud mama*)
Boardshorts! A lei around his neck! *smishes*
This is how much I love Nick. No I got it, I got the part! I feel like it was luck, even if it wasn't luck, but I'm completely blown away that I got it, and stoked to be here. I'm the band guy. People go, "hey band dude! Yeah we know why you're here" *grins*
You got it because they took one look at your face and went, "AWWWWW, let's give him the part."
I'm gonna race in and save the day. AND a baby! Because I act like I'm all runned up.
SUPERHERO TYSON.
Also, see, if Tyson can mangle rules of grammar, I can too.
Colby: Wait wait wait! I can take over from here, I got this! Dude! I'm premed!
This scene was cut though. At least, if it was there, I missed it, and I don't think I did, because dude, I watched it for Tyson. And how much do I love that Colby's a premed student? A lot. *cuddles*
*pretends to be sleeping until poked awake* Hey man! What are you doing here?!
*sporfle* He is insane. Insane.
*points to whoever is standing at the foot of the bed* Hey doc! Why don't you tweak that a little bit more to the left?
Insane and HILARIOUSLY PRECIOUS.
FML. Now I'm going to watch Happy Gilmore because I know Ty likes it. XD
I never get the timing right on that. I just rock, I don't pop. Well I mean, I pop a little, but I mainly rock. *cheeky smile*
Top o' the remix mother! Unff! (or "uhhh!" Look, I can't transcribe the sound he makes okay? XD It's a hip thrust-y sound) How you doin'? *laughs adorably* You know what boys like? Glitz! Yeah!
xaritomene posits that this is where the all consuming love of glittah began. I am inclined to agree. Nevermind that we now know it started when a chick poured it all over him at a gig. BECAUSE AN OBSESSION LIKE THIS WAS ALWAYS THERE. It just ~awakened~ it within him.
We have to actually sort out the gold and the silver ones out of these. So, my job's gonna suck! Wait! There's a gold one! That's a keeper. *big grin*
LOOK AT THE LITTLE PURPLE PIECE STUCK IN HIS BANGS. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT IN MOTION, IT IS VERY DISTRACTING, AND CUTE. DID I MENTION CUTE?
The biggest common misconceptions about these...is that they're cheap! This piece right here alone cost $838 000. So basically we're gonna take it from position 1, which is A7...we're gonna take it all the way to G5, and uh, *twiddles a knob; quickly turns to people around him* I didn't move it! I didn't move it!
Firstly: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Secondly: Dudes, I can't even tell if he's making it up or not, but that's why I heart him so much - he sounds knowledgeable, but he has this giant shit eating grin that makes you think twice. XDDDD
*pretends to be on the phone to an assistant* I need an apple box over here Bob!
The guy behind him is positively grinning. HE MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY.
So basically we just got done counting. There are eight...hundred pieces of confetti out here, so...alright so maybe there's like...maybe a thousand, give or take a couple...alright, so I didn't count em all. I was thinking about it.
(As he's saying this, he takes his time and pauses between sentences so the cameraman thinks he's done and proceeds to move away, then Ty will start talking again, and the camera guy has to quickly swivel back. After 3 rounds of this, the cameraman goes to move again and then Ty is like, "wait wait wait!" The camera dude then realizes Ty is playing with him when he releases a great big grin/laugh combo, as is evidenced in the 4th panel down below. OMG, THIS BOOOOOY. <3)
*pretends to cough up confetti*
Notice that the girl to his left giggles. HE IS CHARMING EVERYONE. SDJFKJSDLFJSLDF. *STILL PROUD MAMA*
Man! That was some crazy confetti!
I have no words, except: OMG, I WAAAAANT ONE OF MY OWN.
Second team in! Alright, party!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
A picpam of Tyson's featurette from the House Bunny special features DVD.
I got the call from my staff to do the audition...
...and I'm sitting here like, "What?! Who?! Alright!"
Best. faces. ever.
No, are you kidding me? I literally crapped my pants on the way over to the Sony studios...
HE IS DANCING. WITH A TOTEM POLE STATUE THINGY ON HIS HEAD. NOBODY APPEARS TO FIND THIS UNUSUAL. OH TY.
...and then met Adam Sandler right before an audition...
GOOFY SMILE. And a letterman jacket! I find this whole thing hilarious actually. He was so vehement about not wanting to be mistaken for a frat boy when the band got matching AAR tattoos, and now here he is, playing a frat boy. <33333
...which for some reason Allen Covert thought it would be a great idea to meet somebody who's gonna make you piss your pants. Went upstairs, did the audition: ACED IT! Got my grades back...A+!
Hello world, it's Tyson, from the set...
...the actual set, of the Anna Faris project. I'm really excited!
JSKDJFLK. HIS LITTLE SMILE. HOW SO PRECIOUS?
We're gonna shoot my first scene ever in the history of me, so uh, it's a big day for Tyson!...I just spoke about myself in third person.
HE JUST SPOKE ABOUT HIMSELF IN THIRD PERSON! AND NOW I'M JUST REPEATING THINGS BACK TO YOU! It's because I'm incoherent with squee.
Heather Parry [producer]: I've known Tyson since I worked at MTV and he's always been really funny and charismatic and so outgoing...
...so I thought he'd be perfect for a frat scene party guy.
Fun fact, did you know that the writing team for this movie also wrote She's the Man? Which, apart from being my favourite movie possibly ever, featured Dirty Little Secret and Move Along. Just thought I'd share that piece of win with you.
We are at the morning of night...two. I've had a lot of coffee already, and uh, I'm feeling pretty acclimated.
YOU GUYS. ACCLIMATED. ACCLIMATED! HE'S A ROCKSTAR WHO USES BIG WORDS! *swoons*
AND HIS HAIR. JUST LOOK AT HIS HAAAAAAAIR. I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO SMOOTH IT DOWN OR RUFFLE IT UP EVEN MORE.
*is hyper and reciting his lines really quickly* That was hot. I've never seen anybody get sacrificed before. That was hot! Me neither! That's my second line, and then I said "I don't know anything about those either!" *finally contains himself* I love coffee!
The "I love coffee" line has got to be one of my favourite sentences to ever come out of his mouth. No really, the delivery is beyond adorable. If anything, you should rent the DVD out for this one line.
Fr srs, the cameraman found it cute too - you can hear him laughing behind the camera.
Stay in school! Stay off coffee! Starbucks makes too many children-oriented drinks. It's like chicken mcnuggets, nobody pays any attention to it, but America's gonna get shorter and shorter thanks to *taps cup* nondescript coffee companies.
I LOVE HOW HE JUST TANGENTS (shh, I'm making that a verb) SO EASILY. I WANT TO JUST SIT IN A ROOM WITH HIM AND COUNT HOW QUICKLY HE BOUNCES FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC.
ALSO, NONDESCRIPT! Okay, not really a big word, but I don't need a reason to love all over him. <3333
Allen Covert [producer]: He's been great! I mean, he was always like, "I don't know how to act!" and then he would get in front of the camera, and he would nail it. (WHILE SMILING WIDELY I MIGHT ADD. EVERYBODY LOVES HIIIIM. *proud mama*)
Boardshorts! A lei around his neck! *smishes*
This is how much I love Nick. No I got it, I got the part! I feel like it was luck, even if it wasn't luck, but I'm completely blown away that I got it, and stoked to be here. I'm the band guy. People go, "hey band dude! Yeah we know why you're here" *grins*
You got it because they took one look at your face and went, "AWWWWW, let's give him the part."
I'm gonna race in and save the day. AND a baby! Because I act like I'm all runned up.
SUPERHERO TYSON.
Also, see, if Tyson can mangle rules of grammar, I can too.
Colby: Wait wait wait! I can take over from here, I got this! Dude! I'm premed!
This scene was cut though. At least, if it was there, I missed it, and I don't think I did, because dude, I watched it for Tyson. And how much do I love that Colby's a premed student? A lot. *cuddles*
*pretends to be sleeping until poked awake* Hey man! What are you doing here?!
*sporfle* He is insane. Insane.
*points to whoever is standing at the foot of the bed* Hey doc! Why don't you tweak that a little bit more to the left?
Insane and HILARIOUSLY PRECIOUS.
FML. Now I'm going to watch Happy Gilmore because I know Ty likes it. XD
I never get the timing right on that. I just rock, I don't pop. Well I mean, I pop a little, but I mainly rock. *cheeky smile*
Top o' the remix mother! Unff! (or "uhhh!" Look, I can't transcribe the sound he makes okay? XD It's a hip thrust-y sound) How you doin'? *laughs adorably* You know what boys like? Glitz! Yeah!
xaritomene posits that this is where the all consuming love of glittah began. I am inclined to agree. Nevermind that we now know it started when a chick poured it all over him at a gig. BECAUSE AN OBSESSION LIKE THIS WAS ALWAYS THERE. It just ~awakened~ it within him.
We have to actually sort out the gold and the silver ones out of these. So, my job's gonna suck! Wait! There's a gold one! That's a keeper. *big grin*
LOOK AT THE LITTLE PURPLE PIECE STUCK IN HIS BANGS. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT IN MOTION, IT IS VERY DISTRACTING, AND CUTE. DID I MENTION CUTE?
The biggest common misconceptions about these...is that they're cheap! This piece right here alone cost $838 000. So basically we're gonna take it from position 1, which is A7...we're gonna take it all the way to G5, and uh, *twiddles a knob; quickly turns to people around him* I didn't move it! I didn't move it!
Firstly: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Secondly: Dudes, I can't even tell if he's making it up or not, but that's why I heart him so much - he sounds knowledgeable, but he has this giant shit eating grin that makes you think twice. XDDDD
*pretends to be on the phone to an assistant* I need an apple box over here Bob!
The guy behind him is positively grinning. HE MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY.
So basically we just got done counting. There are eight...hundred pieces of confetti out here, so...alright so maybe there's like...maybe a thousand, give or take a couple...alright, so I didn't count em all. I was thinking about it.
(As he's saying this, he takes his time and pauses between sentences so the cameraman thinks he's done and proceeds to move away, then Ty will start talking again, and the camera guy has to quickly swivel back. After 3 rounds of this, the cameraman goes to move again and then Ty is like, "wait wait wait!" The camera dude then realizes Ty is playing with him when he releases a great big grin/laugh combo, as is evidenced in the 4th panel down below. OMG, THIS BOOOOOY. <3)
*pretends to cough up confetti*
Notice that the girl to his left giggles. HE IS CHARMING EVERYONE. SDJFKJSDLFJSLDF. *STILL PROUD MAMA*
Man! That was some crazy confetti!
I have no words, except: OMG, I WAAAAANT ONE OF MY OWN.
Second team in! Alright, party!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥