Um, Like, Whatever! - Hunger Games AU! Drabble
Title: Um, Like, Whatever! 1/1
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Glimmer, Clove, & Katniss, with slight mentions of Gale & Peeta
Hunger Games AU! Inspired by the prompt left by lyrics_soul over at the Girl on Fire Ficathon
(I honestly have no idea what inspired me to write this. Lolsssss)
Um, Like, Whatever!, Girl Tributes, PG-13
Glimmer shook her head. “Um, no. Try on this!” She exclaimed, shoving an armful of clothes at Katniss before shoving her back into the bathroom to change. “Like that outfit is so not working.”
“Seriously Glimmer? I appreciate what you’re doing and all but you don’t really have to.” Katniss protested feebly. “I’m sure you have other things you could be doing…”
Clove laughed. “Give it up already. Glimmer totally loves projects, especially makeovers. The odds weren’t in your favor the second she laid eyes on you.”
“Cloverrrrr, speaking of projects…” Glimmer grinned wickedly. “I like, have the most devious scheme to get our grades changed in Ms. Trinket and Mr. Abernathy’s classes! She’s uptight, he’s crazy, so if I get them together then problem solved. Sex fixes everything.”
“Oh gross Glim! I don’t want to think about Ms. Trinket doing anything with Mr.A!”
“Actually, I’ve seen Ms. Trinket over at Mr. Abernathy’s house before.” Katniss said, as she opened the door to show off the latest dress she was trying on. “I live next door to him and it’s kinda hard not to miss all that pink hair as she sneaks out. But they must be fighting because it’s been awhile since I’ve seen her there.”
“Oooooh! Katniss, red is so your color!” Glimmer clapped happily. “Go on, give us a twirl then!”
Clove nodded. “Good choice Glim. That dress makes her look like she’s on fire.” She waved Katniss over to the mirror. “Now for makeup and hair!”
“Hmm, the Girl on Fire.” Glimmer grinned again. “I like can totally work with that. Oh Gale is going to die when he sees you. You two would be total perfection together.”
“Gale?” Katniss shook her head. “Oh I don’t think...”
“Yeah, totally, don’t think! Like, let me do it for you!” Glimmer giggled. “He’s gorgeous, you’re gorgeous, what else is there to know in life?”
Clove laughed. “Oh my god Glim, you are like totally clueless! Kat totally has the hots for that Bread boy. What’s his name again? Pita?”
“PEETA!” Katniss said sharply, before turning red. “Um, I mean, his name is Peeta. And I don’t like him. We’re just friends.”
Both Glimmer and Clove laughed. “Oh whatever Katniss. Girls that claim that they're just friends with a guy, totally don’t blush like that.” Glimmer pointed out. “Don’t try to bullshit a bullshitter. I am like the almighty Queen of that. But never you mind… I can totally work with the bread boy too. He’s cute.”
Katniss eyed Glimmer warily. “Um, Clove? That stuff you were saying about my odds? Do you think they'll ever be in my favor?”
Clove shook her head. “Not a chance.”