WALLACE WELLS. 002. RATING: "Accidental" Video

Jan 04, 2011 14:05

[ Wallace's double has gotten at his 'berry, and is toying around with it. Oh so casually, did this thing just flip on? Certainly didn't mean to do that. The real Wallace is flopped on his bed again, heels of his hands digging into his eyes. He's looking a bit worse for wear than he did initially. Someone didn't get much sleep last night. Similarly ( Read more... )

wallace wells, c: lucas lee

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somewhatmutual January 4 2011, 19:22:03 UTC
[Well, now Envy feels a little bit like shit. But she's also pretty sure Wallace wants nothing to do with her.]

. . .

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allyourboys January 4 2011, 19:25:06 UTC
[ It's Shadow Wallace that answers first; Wallace doesn't even know the video went out. ]

Speak of the bitch and the bitch, she doth appear!

What are you -- Who lets you touch things? Because it's not me. [ SNATCHING THE PHONE AWAY ] Oh, hey, he wasn't lying. It is you.

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somewhatmutual January 4 2011, 19:29:06 UTC
Your comm was totally on for most of that.

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allyourboys January 4 2011, 19:42:44 UTC
[ ... SOFTEN THE BLOW, WHY DON'T YOU, ENVY. ]

[ Wallace doesn't answer for a moment, shutting his eyes and rubbing tiredly at one of the lids. ]

And? Do you want a cookie?

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[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 20:23:40 UTC
[Lucas dares to use the video feed, only because Wallace was one of the few people that he didn't have to hide his Shadow from if he happened to wander on screen. And he's giving one hell of an eyebrow raise. He's responding because he wants to give you shit, Wallace--definitely not because he might be feeling a little guilty about how tired you look.]

Remember when I said they were evil?

Because I totally remember that.

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[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 20:30:58 UTC
[ At least he already knows what went out now, as Envy so lovingly informed him. He can't delete it, so now is just damage control. Though he wasn't expecting Lucas to poke his head in, there is that much. ]

Uh-huh. I do recall. And notice how I am still above punching mine for great justice.

He's not evil. He's just being a prick. ... Slightly evilly.

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[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 20:42:07 UTC
Whatever, he sounds like a total asshole. Seems like he's gotten worse, or something. [Lucas looks at something off screen and furrows his brow. Could they...get worse? Fuck.

And then he looks back towards the camera.] But I guess--I mean, if what WhatsHerFace said was true, not that I believe her, but if what she said was true then...if he's a dick, it just means that you...aren't. So at least there's that.

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[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 20:50:08 UTC
Funny, cuz you're still a barrel of wuss. [ Shadow Wallace's voice floats in from off-screen. Wallace seems to be not even bothering to shut him up anymore - ignoring is the best approach! ]

I try not to invest too much stock in what WhatsHerFace and all bitch conglomerates have to say. [ But he has gotten worse, and that Wallace can't deny. But he CAN just not comment on it. ] He's an ass-buster. A buster of asses. Like me without a filter.

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msg_ina_bottle January 4 2011, 21:12:34 UTC
[Someone reinstates that feed, raising a shadowy brow.]

As exciting as this whole heart to heart cheap trick is....

Have you seen a blond man by the name of Hermes around?

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allyourboys January 4 2011, 21:23:15 UTC
[ -- YOUR EYES ARE A BIT OF A GIVEAWAY, shadow self. ]

Searching for your soulmate? Hey, how pretentious do you gotta be for a name like that anyway?

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msg_ina_bottle January 4 2011, 21:51:32 UTC
[That is a lie! My EYES ARE BLUE AND- okay whatever, just answer my question.]

Maybe I am.

What is so pretentious about my name?

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allyourboys January 4 2011, 21:55:03 UTC
[ MAKE ME >8C ]

You go with a god's name and wonder why it's pretentious?

I don't know too many Zeuses or Poseidons or whatever running around.

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hairlikethis January 5 2011, 11:29:53 UTC
Um... okay.

Wallace, real Wallace, have I told you lately that you have the patience of a god?

You're the most useful person in this wasteland of idiocy, by the way. Just so you know.

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allyourboys January 5 2011, 13:53:11 UTC
You know, I no longer like that saying. Supposedly, I just met a god, and he was the most impatient little asshole that has ever had the pleasure of my company.

[ He smiles a bit blearily here, which is hard! He's got a dick roommate for the time being, instilling wriggling doubt in just about everything, and he'd just gotten over telling Ramona that everything was peachy, so that was a bust. ] Thank you, dear. I do try.

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hairlikethis January 5 2011, 14:05:54 UTC
... Did this god happen to be grey? They don't count.

[Yeah, so much for that. This was some rotten peach, you hypocrite!] It totally shows. But seriously, tell that little bitch I'm gonna smack some sense into him if he doesn't watch what he says to you.

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allyourboys January 5 2011, 14:12:04 UTC
Oh, hey, one of those little guys. No, he wishes he counted. Less grey, more blonde and too pretty and Hermes-y.

[ He wasn't this bad before, GOSH, what is hypocrisy even. ] Everyone and the smacking around here. I think he's actually fond of that solution, I don't know how it's going to --

[ HELP. The view goes whirling around as Wallace's Shadow plucks it from his hands for his own use. ] What's the matter, Ramona, don't you trust me?

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