WALLACE WELLS. 002. RATING: "Accidental" Video
[ Wallace's double has gotten at his 'berry, and is toying around with it. Oh so casually, did this thing just flip on? Certainly didn't mean to do that. The real Wallace is flopped on his bed again, heels of his hands digging into his eyes. He's looking a bit worse for wear than he did initially. Someone didn't get much sleep last night. Similarly
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Wallace, real Wallace, have I told you lately that you have the patience of a god?
You're the most useful person in this wasteland of idiocy, by the way. Just so you know.
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[ He smiles a bit blearily here, which is hard! He's got a dick roommate for the time being, instilling wriggling doubt in just about everything, and he'd just gotten over telling Ramona that everything was peachy, so that was a bust. ] Thank you, dear. I do try.
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[Yeah, so much for that. This was some rotten peach, you hypocrite!] It totally shows. But seriously, tell that little bitch I'm gonna smack some sense into him if he doesn't watch what he says to you.
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[ He wasn't this bad before, GOSH, what is hypocrisy even. ] Everyone and the smacking around here. I think he's actually fond of that solution, I don't know how it's going to --
[ HELP. The view goes whirling around as Wallace's Shadow plucks it from his hands for his own use. ] What's the matter, Ramona, don't you trust me?
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[Neutral glare time. She is staring that shadow down, right into those creepy yellow eyes of his]
Not yet. So far I've trusted three of you guys and only one of them turned on me. You're on a trial period.
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[ Creepy >8| You take that back. ] I'm wounded. I'm still Wallace, you know. Well, mostly. [ He sits up on his haunches, at the other end of the bed of the normal Wallace, who seems to be sighing heavily. Letting him have his go-around for now. ] I'm here for a while, anyway. You were the one who said I couldn't be so bad - why take that back now?
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That was before I knew what you'd been saying to him. You're acting like a total dick just because he isn't phased by your douchery. Lay off the low blows and maybe I'll stop wanting to punch your face.
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This face? I'd like to see you try.
Okay, you've had your fun.
Besides, it's not anything he doesn't know. You said yourself that we're all parts of the same whole, so fine. I'm just the messenger here. Don't punch the messenger.
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[GLARE! AUGH! That face is too pretty for you to inhabit. She doesn't like it.]
You don't have to say it out loud and all over the network. Making him feel like shit isn't going to get him to accept you.
If he flips out on you, Wallace, you better call me. I'm serious. I'll be there in less than a second. [Without any super strength, but hey.]
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Okay --
We could make a game out of it.
[ 'BERRY THEFT AGAIN ] That's enough out of you. Also, I seem to remember some recently dying thing with you. Don't people get sick after they "come back" here or something? No hero moonlighting for you.
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Whatever.
[Dammit, Wallace. Stop knowing things and not allowing her to be awesome and stupid at the same time. She nervously looks off to the side]
Well... um... yeah, but-- Fiiiiiiiiine.
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Okay, you know, now we're to things that you don't even believe - you're just trying to piss me off. [ Wallace peers at the camera, pointedly. ] I'm serious. No white knighting. Chicken soup or something. In the metaphorical sense.
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[Poutpout] I said fine. I'll just stay here and be useless until I go back to normal.
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[ And Wallace talks over the rest of his sentence, loudly. ] When is that anyway, is it actually a week? That's what I heard. And you're not useless, you're just taking well-deserved naps.
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Really soon. [You hear that, shadow jerk?]
Naps? I haven't slept since-- that one time. [And that other one time that no one will ever know about. What Shadow Asura?]
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Stop baiting her. Honey, [ he rubs at an eye, siiiighing delicately. ] Sleep. Lots of sleep to get over death. That is what you need.
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