[ Wallace's double has gotten at his 'berry, and is toying around with it. Oh so casually, did this thing just flip on? Certainly didn't mean to do that. The real Wallace is flopped on his bed again, heels of his hands digging into his eyes. He's looking a bit worse for wear than he did initially. Someone didn't get much sleep last night. Similarly, his Shadow looks a lot less tired than he did when he first showed, leeching off a bit more as this week goes on. ]
[ Yeah, Wallace had figured out just what the thing was supposed to be. It wasn't sitting too comfortably. ]
So Ramona killed off hers too?
Oh, you will really not let that slide.
Touchy, touchy. [ The Shadow wheels around in the desk chair, dragging it closer to the bed and taking the 'berry with him. ] I don't get why it's such a big deal, you know. You could just kill me and get it over with.
[ When Wallace doesn't answer, the corner of his Shadow's mouth pulls up in a smirk. ] Even Envy took care of hers, you know. All you've done so far is exacerbate a couple of other people's.
And all you've done is get on my last nerve. You talk like Kathy Griffin, you know: Long-winded and nobody gives a shit.
Except I'm you so that's really not helping anything. Why don't you try to fix something else, Wallace?
Fuck off.
Ramona could stand to kick it a few more times.
No, really. It's okay.
Seriously, is there ANY point to you here? Envy wasn't wrong, you know. Why they took you is beyond me. Dad would be so proud to see his little homo cocking everything up some more. [ The Shadow sets the 'berry on Wallace's bedside table, voice going a little sing-song. Wallace groans and doesn't answer, once more. ] You still miss him sometimes despite everything. That's so adorable.
[ There's a few beats. ]
Wa~allace.
I liked you better when you were a pussy.
Really? [ Shadow Wallace snatches up the 'berry again, frowning as he fiddles with the buttons. ] Cuz I liked you better when you were useful.
[ And the feed cuts. ]