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WALLACE WELLS. 002. RATING: "Accidental" Video

Jan 04, 2011 14:05

[ Wallace's double has gotten at his 'berry, and is toying around with it. Oh so casually, did this thing just flip on? Certainly didn't mean to do that. The real Wallace is flopped on his bed again, heels of his hands digging into his eyes. He's looking a bit worse for wear than he did initially. Someone didn't get much sleep last night. Similarly ( Read more... )

wallace wells, c: lucas lee

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[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 20:23:40 UTC

[Lucas dares to use the video feed, only because Wallace was one of the few people that he didn't have to hide his Shadow from if he happened to wander on screen. And he's giving one hell of an eyebrow raise. He's responding because he wants to give you shit, Wallace--definitely not because he might be feeling a little guilty about how tired you look.]

Remember when I said they were evil?

Because I totally remember that.

[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 20:30:58 UTC

[ At least he already knows what went out now, as Envy so lovingly informed him. He can't delete it, so now is just damage control. Though he wasn't expecting Lucas to poke his head in, there is that much. ]

Uh-huh. I do recall. And notice how I am still above punching mine for great justice.

He's not evil. He's just being a prick. ... Slightly evilly.

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 20:42:07 UTC

Whatever, he sounds like a total asshole. Seems like he's gotten worse, or something. [Lucas looks at something off screen and furrows his brow. Could they...get worse? Fuck.

And then he looks back towards the camera.] But I guess--I mean, if what WhatsHerFace said was true, not that I believe her, but if what she said was true then...if he's a dick, it just means that you...aren't. So at least there's that.

[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 20:50:08 UTC

Funny, cuz you're still a barrel of wuss. [ Shadow Wallace's voice floats in from off-screen. Wallace seems to be not even bothering to shut him up anymore - ignoring is the best approach! ]

I try not to invest too much stock in what WhatsHerFace and all bitch conglomerates have to say. [ But he has gotten worse, and that Wallace can't deny. But he CAN just not comment on it. ] He's an ass-buster. A buster of asses. Like me without a filter.

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 21:03:12 UTC

[Lucas glares at wherever he perceives Shadow Wallace to be. Obviously, "ignoring it" isn't a tactic Lucas is familiar with.] Keep talking, dude. No seriously, please keep talking. Because in case you haven't been paying attention, I am just itching to beat the shit out of something.

[And then his eyes flit back to the real Wallace, and he grins meanly.] I know that you're all "peace and love" or what the fuck ever, but if he gets unruly, you could always drop him off here. More than willing to babysit. [With his fists.]

[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 21:21:52 UTC

Go for it, not anything I'm not used -- [ Ignoring so works. Until it doesn't. Which is why the real Wallace kicks his chair then, unceremoniously. ] It's hot in a neanderthal kind of way.

Hey, I know you've got big healing fists of awesome, but lay off my asshole clone. [ Wallace kicks his chair again for good measure and then leaning back against the wall. ] Let's not spend the afternoon punching my subconscious to a pulp. He's only gonna be here for a week anyway. Right? That's how this place works.

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 21:38:48 UTC

[He's a little taken aback by the first part of that Shadow comment, but recovers pretty quickly.]

...yeah. Til Saturday night. But that's a really, really long time.

I was just saying. That I could help, if you wanted. [And considering he doesn't really know any other way to fight these things, of course he offered exactly what Wallace has been instructing him against.]

You ok?

[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 21:46:51 UTC

And until Saturday is an awful long time to be using mighty fists to keep him in check constantly. Which, newsflash, isn't even particularly effective. Proven by your other guy personally.

[ His voice is a little tighter than usual regarding the topic. There are just so many implications here that he doesn't want to think about, several involving his having to watch himself get his ass handed to him. That's not really helpful; that's just kind of fucked up. ] We're not hitting other me.

[ He props up a knee, resting his chin on his palm, his elbow on his knee, and peering down at the 'berry with a resolute sort of expression. ] Giddy. Smashing as any guy with a bitchy evil twin can be.

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 4 2011, 22:06:30 UTC

Hey. We aren't talking about my guy anymore. [And speaking of that guy, he's currently sitting on Lucas's bed in the background of the video--still looking pretty scared, but not horrible. And he's wearing a black tshirt that is about 5,000 sizes too big for him, trying to peek into the camera without alerting Lucas.]

I didn't mean to--[He sighs.]--alright. But him getting away with being a dick isn't cool, either.

For the record...even though I'm still kind of pissed about it...you did help...me. I think. I mean, I don't know, you at least tried to--[He rubs his arm, feeling uncomfortable.] And that's probably just as important.

If you believe in any of that after-school special bullshit.

[Video] allyourboys January 4 2011, 22:41:03 UTC

And there's nothing I can do about my guy, so there's not much point in talking about him either. He'll be gone whenever. It's only a few days.

Yeah, you just meant to punch your problems away. [ Were they in person, this is the moment where Wallace would be clapping a heavy, friendly and neighborly hand onto Lucas' shoulder. Not that it hadn't already been proved how well that went. ] You're emotionally retarded. It's okay. I understand. Most boys are and you can't help yourself.

[ He's just trying so hard. For once. It's almost sweet. Or painfully awkward or something. Wallace scratches at his chin, a little tiredly. ] That's so cute, he's trying to make you feel better and everything. Shittily, even.

[ Wallace's eyes shut for a moment again, before he peers back at Lucas. ] You're welcome. Civic duties and all that jazz.

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 5 2011, 00:09:23 UTC

I am not emotionally retarded, I just don't have time for the ones that you don't need. [Even as he said it he knew it sounded ridiculous, but whatever--he said it. So he was sticking with it. Actually, the more he repeated it in his head the more he liked it.

He bristles at the Shadow Wallace's insult, even though he knew it was just the stupid double and he shouldn't take it personally. But this is why he never tried to be nice--he was much better at being shitty.] Whatever.

If there's anything I can do, just--I don't like owing people. And I owe you. So.

[Video] allyourboys January 5 2011, 00:55:38 UTC

[ ... Was that really just uttered? You know, he almost wants to let him have it, it's just so sad how much he's trying to wish it into life. I do believe in fairies. ] Yep, that wasn't proving my point at all.

Your fists of fury can rest easily, you don't have to help me out this week. Maybe I'll just sign you up as part of my league of bitches. You like leagues.

Or you could just suck my cock.

... Or bitches!

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 5 2011, 01:21:52 UTC

I'm just being honest, dude. [Yes. That sounds totally true to his own ears, too!]

Sorry, Wells--"member of the League of Bitches" doesn't sound like something I'd be eager to add as a credit on my IMDB page anytime soon. Besides, just because I'm in one league doesn't mean I'm like...that guy in leagues. It's just one.

[And then, because he can't just leave things alone, in the direction of Shadow Wallace] ...please. You wish.

[Video] allyourboys January 5 2011, 01:41:04 UTC

Sucks. It would be an awesome league. It is slowly growing in members.

[ His voice dips a bit into sarcasm for a moment, eyebrows raised jovially. ] Besides, I have extra punching available as an option if I wanna get him quiet. Got that from you. There, we're even. Isn't it magical here in Evenland?

Oh, honey, you don't know how much. [ Wallace claps his hand to his forehead. Had Shadow Wallace a martini, he would probably be smugly sipping off it right now. ]

[Video] bbcarrotcooler January 5 2011, 02:21:19 UTC

I think it only counts if I actually throw the punches. Not just...reserve punches. I don't know, whatever. Okay. But you are welcome to threaten on behalf of my muscles to whoever, I guess.

[He actually just gives an entertained, if not a little surprised, half smile and eyebrow furrow at Shadow Wallace's comments.] Your evil double's pretty forward, dude.

[Video] allyourboys January 5 2011, 02:32:15 UTC

I'll -- credit them. Or something. Punches copyright of Lucas Lee. Whatever.

[ As for his Shadow self, he's hopping on the bed, looking fairly refreshed, setting his head jovially against Wallace's shoulder so that he fits in the shot. ] You're on his list. Duh. Of course I'm forward.

I am going to gag you. Closet. You will go back in the closet where you have not been for years. He already knows he's attractive enough, he does not need the help.

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