destroy yourself... see who gives a fuck =D
you know, i don't check my old email inbox often. usually once every two or three weeks, if that. i checked it today... unfortunately, that's where all my livejournal notices go. as i was scrolling through looking for anything of importance, i came across the most ridiculous series of comments i've ever recieved. (and that's saying something, if
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Firstly, you've called a fuck of a lot more than three times..so much so, that i'm contemplating changing my phone number.
oh yes, that's all i ever see is brittany on the phone with you. for hours and hours, while all i did was sigh disapprovingly and glare at her. no wait. that was you, in the weeks before she came here. remember those? you were right by her side, yet she was paying more attention to someone hundreds of miles away. and you know, if it were just her, then she'd be doing the same to me, but, nope, she pays plenty of attention to me all the time. hell, we've spent almost every possible moment we could with each ( ... )
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Balding??????? I fucking know you didn't just call someone else balding, when your hair is so sparse and wispy it looks like a dandelion after you blow the petals off and make a wish. like this:
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said the boy called "pale and morbid." the boy with no eyebrows. and yes, i'm going to pick on you about that. because it looks stupid. and totally does not go with your bandana. pick one. please. and stick with it. if you must be missing hair somewhere, pick one place and stick with it. there are wigs, you know, and your eyebrows will grow back. however, your penis will not get any bigger. but we'll tackle that one in a moment.
God bad!!! Satan and anarchy good!!! Fuck religion!! You people are all sheep..i shall now go and listen to marilyn manson!
once again...YOU HAVE NO EYEBROWS! who looks more like manson, hmmm? now, if you had said dani filth, i may have agreed with you, but, you obviously know nothing about me. first, you say you've loathed me for five years. well, let's see. brittany has known me for three. so that means you must've been a frequent visitor to my site back in the very beginning, because, that's really the only way anyone who hasn't ever ventured outside his little buffalo cubbyhole ( ... )
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Awwww man not again!!!!!! This is fucking insane!!!! I can't believe you king of the wispy, balding hair is making post after post ragging on another guy's hair. Dude if I were you I would never mention hair EVER!!!You clearly have one of the most fucked up locks I have seen in awhile. Too much fucking overprocessing or some shit. You are a scrawny mexican Richard Ramirez looking motherfucker.
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yes, i must give you points here. we can't all aspire to the lofty goal of call center employee. aim high, son, you may make regional manager one day.
The first time that you ever hit me was on my fucking birthday! What the hell kind of person does that?
she hit me on my birthday too. but in a fun place! ZING!
I'm sorry that you were jealous because every day of the year can't be about you
as opposed to you who were so jealous you once pleaded on one of her lj posts that you be "the last man she ever have sex with." remember that? i think someone freaking out over a lj quiz is a sign of jealousy. of course, i could also mention the fact that you are jealous of many things i have. for example, a full head of hair, a workable penis, and, oh yeah, brittany.
How could you not get your fiance a single present?
maybe because she was blinded by the huge diamond on the engagement ring you got her. oh wait...you didn't...did ( ... )
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PLEASE STOP YOU ARE MAKING THIS TOO EASY!!!!!
"hey, can you grow your hair back? "
cAN YOU?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SPARSE LUPULA!!
"ahem...YOU ARE BALD, YOU ARE A TINY MAN, AND I GOT WHAT YOU COULD NEVER GET! HA!"
uMMMM oh man, you got nothing you fool, besides hair, you have no fucking caree, no future, and no home, no good band, etc. etc. want me to continue?
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well, I will be back in the states on the 20th. no more military for me :)
take care and write me
*hugs*
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i agree, though... we really need more monkeys!
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Just kidding. I think morbid psycho chicks like you are hot. Why? Who fucken knows?
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